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  1. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Did you have a good spot to dump the body, or is it still in your trunk?
  2. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    It'd be pretty fucking funny if she was turning tricks in your car with the field hands while you were in those meetings.
  3. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I saw the facebook posts. I missed the proof of cheating. All I saw was that she should come over. At best that's proof that she jokes around about cheating.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Something like this.
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    Lemon Law - Vehicles

    Did you want a different bike, or your money back? With my Brother In law, they just gave him full value as a trade in, and he wound up with a different type of vehicle. He was actually still fucked a little IMO, but I can't remember how. It was probably that they didn't give him any credit...
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    College Football 2015-16

    Baylor is the only one that still floors me. At least TCU always had a halfway decent year and occasionally had a good one. I don't think Baylor won a single game in the big 12. If they did, it wasn't many. It took them a few years to get a conference win. I miss the SWC.
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    Lemon Law - Vehicles

    I have some second hand experience with it. I'll let you in on a dirty trick they can pull in my state. They describe the problem differently in the work order and are able to claim it hasn't been in for that exact same problem. Even giving them extra information can be interpreted as a...
  8. Hoss

    Arrow

    I see his point though. At least slade had a reason. Not only the death of shadow, but also because mirakuru drove him crazy, which wasn't his fault at all. I think the Dr on the island is a pretty good example of pure evil too, but even with him, he was looking for this miracle drug. Though...
  9. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Man, cinci fans sure are butthurt that their team doesn't get much press.
  10. Hoss

    Rick and Morty

    Pretty sure I was one of the haters, but I think I've warmed up to it. Now I get to go back and watch all of season 1. So far I've just caught a few episodes here and there, and I think I've seen all of season 2 so far.
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    Arrow

    Slade had a noble goal in mind?
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Holy fuck. Conexis's answer to the latest receipt. They think it was a loan? Apparently dentist offices also offer lending and/or financial services. Whooda thunk it? I mean, you know, beyond the obvious financial agreement of "I'll pay you $100 to clean my teeth". "Lending and/or...
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Hey now, I still have to defrag mine everytime EQ2 pushes another update.
  14. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Gravy Keepin shit on topic.
  15. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    lol I didn't even see the hookup comparison there.
  16. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Really? Holy shit he is rotting away in cincinatti. I assumed he was a rookie since I'd never heard of him.
  17. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You mean because they were too big? I didn't, but I did roll up my cuffs
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Like others alluded to. Maybe it's because there weren't a whole lot of gays walking around openly at our HS
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This one barely rustles my jimmies. It'll be a nice dialback from the conexis bullshit. Friend at work is selling some guns he inherited. He has no clue about guns, so I helped him figure out what they were worth by taking him to a guy I know from the gun club. He's got like 4 I'm...
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No, there's no insurance claim. It was cheaper for me to just pay for the dentist with flex money than to pay for the dental insurance the company offered. I did the same thing last year but TASC was running it and I had no problems whatsoever. They've responded to the latest receipt with...
  21. Hoss

    Sports Rituals

    Ha ha thanks bro. Now I don't feel so dumb about taking a drink every other play for nearly a decade. I thought of another one. When shit gets real in the 4th quarter, I have to grab a football and start fidgeting with it while I pace around. But i gotta be careful, because if I drop it it...
  22. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I like the part where they acknowledge the league has the right to compel a search of the phones of NFL related personnel. Can we drop that argument now? What? Now YOU'RE being over the top!
  23. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Why? Is it because of his name? I clicked the link expecting it to be a chick or something. You seem to have forgotten about Switzer's ring.
  24. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    What has goddell done to make them money over and above what any other warm body would have done?
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The need for receipts isn't even what I'm bitching about now, that was last month. I can't believe they are allowed to suspend the fucking account. I mean shit, if I don't get it sorted out by the end of the year, then let me pay the taxes. The cumguzzlers shouldn't be able to deny access to...
  26. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Sig material right there.
  27. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    If he thinks his legacy isn't already sealed, then the delusions aren't limited to the fans in boston.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm more straight edge than the straight edge. The peer pressure never bothered me in HS. My dad let me have drinks of his beer starting at like age 10. When I got to HS and was offered beer, I already knew beer tasted like shit and told them so.
  29. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I've bitched about conexis before, the people running my flex account. Now they've fucking suspended my account because they didn't like the receipt the dentist office gave me. Just to be clear, this money that I have 12 months to spend (5 left now) or I lose it, is now unaccessible because...
  30. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Well they've got to make a decision as a group whether the integrity of the game matters. I hope they decide it does, because if the NFL becomes the WWF, I will finally turn it off. I don't give a shit about wife beaters, murderers, dog killers, rapists or child abusers. But they better make...
  31. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You need to read up a little more on the commissioner's exempt list. It's called the "commissioner's" list because the commissioner has sole authority over who goes on it. It does look like the player has the option of agreeing to do it so it can be officially called a "voluntary leave of...
  32. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd never even heard of straight edge tattoos until just now. Since he drinks, eats meat, and fornicates promiscuously, apparently his edge is a little duller than others.
  33. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Well shit, if she can negotiate an $80 whore down to $20 on a regular basis, I guess she's worth keeping around.
  34. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    The comparisons to clinton I've been hearing the past couple days have been cracking me up. But I'm wondering, when did the first allegations against Cosby start surfacing? If it was in the 90's, maybe the similarity to Clinton is why they never got traction. hmm
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Then he* retires instead of serving a suspension. Actually, if this is what happens, I hope Goodell gives him the Hardy / Petersen treatment and puts him on the commissioner's exempt list until the court case is resolved. Then when he loses, he still gets to serve the 4 game suspension.
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    Sports Rituals

    I wanna hear some of your sports related rituals. The weirder the better. I'll start off by telling my dumbest one. I don't do this anymore, but it started back in the 90's. I had to take a drink every other play or the Cowboys would start having bad plays. As you can imagine, it worked...
  37. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's also not necessary to destroy the content of the texts. Once you delete a conversation, the only copy left is with the NSA. Or possibly on the other person's phone if they didn't delete too.
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    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    I like watching these on youtube. I just saw how romy and leon did it. He put the card down behind the chair when he reached for the hardhat.
  39. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Should throw a hail mary. Text her back and say, yeah you agree about the chemistry, but does she wanna fuck before moving on.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    How many surgeries does he need before it's not gay anymore?