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If you're looking for someone for help desk, you should be looking at girls who took tech classes at a community college rather than ones in CS at a 4-year college. Go swing by the job placement office at the best community college near you. You're less likely to find liberal-indoctrinated...

Favorite lies: "Due to the complexity of your environment I'm having this incident reviewed by our engineering team." = "I have no idea what you just broke, don't have any network diagrams or even the login credentials for any of the relevant devices documented in our labyrinthine abortion...

Well, almost no one wants to build their own internal telecoms department, so we make a lot of money doing that. And we lie so, so much.

Actually, we usually call them to tell them they've broken it before they know they've broken it.

Managed services is not help desk! We are the people the head of IT for a Fortune 500 company calls in the middle of the night when a routing change breaks their whole call center.

This is sarcasm font, right?

I forgot to add, the machine-learning ticket/task system will also keep track of which tasks are best done by humans, which are best done by autonomous systems, and which are best done by human+robot teams, and assign tasks accordingly.

Almost entirely unlikely. A machine learning based ticket system could replace most of the managers today at most companies that use tickets for workflows. The ML ticket system will know who is good at what tasks by looking at metrics, assign them more of those tasks, and keep track of their...

Wow, some legitimately fake news. I bet it was made by Russian Skynets.

Even if we throw MTGO under the bus completely, what I don't understand about Arena is how they differentiate a F2P game enough from their very not free to play paper card game, so that one doesn't hurt the other. It's possible that Arena could just decimate paper Standard, and that would be...

Hackers could program sex robots to kill These headlines are fucking hilarious.

Only if retails jack the prices up from demand. I can see that happening. MSRP should be like $389.

I like that the campaign still starts in a tavern.

I'm pretty well convinced that this whole project is now a Skunkworks project for Amazon's Lumberyard and has nothing to do with producing an actual game.

Intel's new Core i7-8700K reportedly launching on Oct 5

It's going to be an insanely broken draft format for sure.

I'm not really complaining, except about the pee smell + mice. Going from untrained clueless call taker to Telecoms/Contact Center Engineer in the span of 2 years and tripling my income isn't really something to complain about.

Yes. We monitor+manage the infrastructure that runs 1000s of call centers and other corporate/government/911 phone systems.

It's not a leak, people are playing it at Hascon.

I doubt this ends up being anything more than an MTG-lite experience like Duels. Even building standard decks without the ability to trade seems hilariously untenable unless you can draft for a dollar or something, and if they let you draft for a dollar online they then risk canalizing paper...

Also, the experience is just amazing here. You pretty much have to teach yourself everything, but there's not too many other jobs where you're learning Voice, Data, Contact Center applications, Exchange UM, Skype for Business Server (including lots and lots of Avaya <-> Microsoft SIP and...

Eh. Let's do some math. Even at my shitty rate the first 8 months of the year, I'll end this year having made around 95-100k. Had to work 70 hours a week from January-August to do it, but a lot of people have salaried positions where they work similar hours and come out with less money. Over...

I meant more the regular draft pods. There's a slim chance I could stop by the event hall but no chance I'd actually buy a full day ticket to do 1-2 drafts.

Anybody know if you need to have a general admission con ticket to play in the MTG side events at Hascon? Or are they in separate halls?

Traps have been super easy with 5.7k life and 340+ attack speed on Whirling Blades.

I annihilate Uber Izaro and I don't even have 6L yet on my main attack, so that doesn't sound like the worst plan.

Coming South Park game is harder for black characters

I sailed past burnout like 8 months ago.

After 2 weeks of them trying to keep me under 50 hours they're now begging me to work 60+ again, at my new rate. Welp.

This is why it was good.

I was gonna use Kaom's Roots, but then realized I accidentally had 42% evade.

For gaming, sure.

Eh. I make a lot of money now. I got a 9% raise at the start of the year, then helped get my whole team a 15% raise on top of that, and now I just got a 30% raise on top of all of that. I'm also still hourly, and the least I have worked in the past year is is 55 hours, so I'm now taking home...

This show became unwatchable this season.

Wrong again. Show me an RX 480 new from a reputable store in that price range.

This exactly describes my life right now.

Before Ethereum maybe...

Found this yesterday, definitely the best yellow I've ever found:

Lotteries are for people who don't understand math.