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Given that money can be exchanged for many goods and services it is not unfair to make such comparisons. You can do quite a bit with 17k.

Haven't seen the movie yet so I don't know if you guys are talking about Wolverine having his adamantium skeleton at the end of the movie despite a different timeline but if he doesn't and they already teased Apocalypse one way to go is go the route that the comics went when he regained it after...

I was going to just link a picture but goddamn this shit is complicated. En Sabah Nur (Evan Sabahnur) (Earth-616) - Marvel Comics Database I don't know how anyone can be expected to keep any of the mutant story lines straight.

One of the things I like the most about MTGO is the deckbuilder. It's so damn handy to be able to instantly sort by whatever I want and tinker with stuff. You know what, show me every card in standard with the word "draw" on it. "Search?" "Without paying?" What about "copy?" And cards that...

I would like the media to run this for a tag line when something like this happens - "Fucked up nutcase does fucked up nutcase shit because the wiring in his head is fucking busted."

I watched some of TotalBiscuit's first impressions and liked what I saw but I am a very, very cheap individual. In the video he praised Tropico 3 a number of times. I just buy that one, right? It's like 10 bucks versus 35 bucks.

That tire needs some "deal with it" shades.

Hasn't treated their customers badly? Oh, you've never used MTGO... But seriously folks, I agree with the meat of your post completely and I don't think Wizards has treated their customers poorly at all but that attitude always makes me want to strangle people. There isn't anything exclusive...

It's dumb that Wizards was even given a patent on turning shit sideways in the first place.

The 90s for me is almost all video games, Magic the Gathering, Batman the Animated Series, and Animaniacs. It's the 80s that has the toy lines that I miss. I had tons of Transformers, He-Man action figures, Inhumanoids, GI-Joes, Construx, Robotix, Voltron, the list goes on and on.

When Marcus is on screen and John Conner is not the movie is staggering dangerously close to the "Good" category. That's what pisses me off about it way more than T3. T3 is a self-aware self-referential pile of meta bullshit and rehashed ideas. It's exactly what I'm accustomed to getting with...

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It was a joke you goomba. And the amount of drafts that went on during that time period were close to zero. Everyone was doing sealed and would be for a long time.

I blame Christian Bale for this. If he didn't demand to not only be John Conner but also for the script to be changed such that John Conner was the hero than Terminator Salvation wouldn't have a 50/50 good to shit ratio. It would actually have been good enough to warrant a sequel rather than...

Or like, add new cards that change the dynamic of the game rather than continuously tweak the same pool over and over and over and over and over.

I love console hipsters. Who else would pay good money for a non-functional Atari Jaguar, non-functional IntelliVision with talk module, and all the piles of easily emulatedgamesI've sold on eBay the last couple years? And be happy to get that crap? Shine on you crazy diamonds.

If I have to put down my money to see something that turns out to be terrible I want it to be Guardians of the Galaxy.

If you start flipping through the block it's not bad with Apocalypse being especially spicy. Vindicate, Phyrexian Arena, Mystic Snake, Spirit Monger, Spectral Lynx, Fire/Ice. It just gets overshadowed by Rebels. edit - gah, Prophecy is where the Fading enchanments like Parallax Tide and...

I'm sorry, did you mean Ice Age/Alliances/Cold Snap? Overall that's an awkward time in MtG's history. Fallen Empires was crap, 4th Edition took away most of the good stuff of Revised while still having Laces and other unplayables, Chronicles was mega printed and unpopular with long time...

The dragons come back! Or the goblins discover MLP and become bronies and the entire third expansion is about them and their eradication. Curse you Mark Rosewater!

I had a great deal of fun during Urza Block but it actively hurt the game of Magic. It ruined Standard for months and months while simultaneously shitting on all of the other formats it was legal it. There was an entire season of block constructed that forced a bunch of bans and then forced a...

WE ARE RETURNING TO KAMIGAWA WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT If I can't ninjitsu out an Ink-Eyes at some point in the new block I am going to be very, very disappointed.

Return to Kamigawa. Duh. Also Horsemanship

I wish I could quit you.

I'm going to tell a story. When I went back into college after my time in the United States Army after learning how to rig explosives and lay mines and barbed wire (which I'm legit good at, btw. I could put together a 10 row that would stop a tank) I majored in Criminal Justice and then later...

Of course it applies. You are crying to the whole world about how unfair things are and perpetuating a culture of victim hood that strangles ambition and drive in its crib. Oh the horrid unfairness of it all! Let's all be misanthropic cynics and bemoan our stage in life. Can anyone lend me some...

Itsa me, Grimsark! Start at about 22 minutes. Not a fan of Stefan overall but I really,reallylike that specific line of reasoning.

My god, it all makes sense now. When I'm a geezer and the language no longer makes sense I'm going with 100% 90's kid lingo. RADICAL DUDES

Baby, just accept that the lizard patriarchy gets what it wants. And this lizard wantsyou.

One for Mist and all the other sexy black ladies. In the forum fan fiction I'm writing you are a sexy black lady so just roll with it. Sexy.

Still, all things considered...

Everyone under the umbrella provided by the white male oligarchy should thank their lucky stars they get to be in the shade it provides. It's a whole gigantic pile of rape aids and dysentery everywhere else.

I don't care who is arguing what! If I'm to shoulder all the blame in history for the color of my skin than I choose to own the positives as well. Son, we live in a world that has white bitches, and those white bitches have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You...

No really,get fucking carried. Oh, you don't like the direction we have driven the world? Too fucking bad. You are welcome to move your ass to China or Haiti or Somalia where Mean Ol' Honky won't do you any harm. I'd chose to stay in the most advanced society in the history of the world...

Get carried, nerds. My backpack's big enough for your noob asses. I'm probably playing too much League of Legends.

FUUUUUUCK Fine, swap me with whatever first round draft pick for any sport that just signed a 10+ million dollar contract that is also black.

I'll trade places with Bruno Mars on the spot, Magic Forum Genie. He looks like I want to look. He fucks like I want to fuck. He is smart, capable, and free in all the ways that I am not.

First Louis CK and now Chris Rock. These guys arecomediansguys. They telljokes.

I think we should change topics to thin privilege.