Yeharrr me mateys, looks like there will be much plunder aboard the Mouse’s naval fleets. Let fly your flag, roar your cannons, and fill your hold with ill gotten gains!
Can you imagine if they did a movie where Iron Man and Captain America had their secret identities leaked online?
I'm just kidding, I get your point but when you called those two's identities "secret" I kinda had to laugh.
I do not think Mads Mikkelsen is awesome enough to override the terribleness of Daisy Ridley. This is a "Fuck You It's JANUARY!" dump. (links to RedLetterMedia's youtube)
I got a notification that you had quoted me, clicked it, replied.
I don't know what to tell you... Also I take my love of Richard Kiel as Jaws very serious, as a child I was quite happy to see him get a girl and live happily ever after.