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Crap. I don't know what happened, but I didn't record any of the friday scifi shows. Fucking bullshit. Till I read this section, I thought they had just taken friday off because it was a holiday coming up.

Ha ha, you think fans of God's chosen team are going to hell.

Noodle does have the option of sending the internet police after you, yes. They normally don't mess with pissant cases like you. Making an alt is a class A internet misdemeanor, but since you're here for being racist, it becomes a hate crime.

I'm not sure what your driving at. Criminals in Chicago get get less sun because they're always lurking about in dark alleys? I really don't think the difference would be noticeable. Criminals can spend plenty of time in the sun when they're not actively plying their illicit trade.

I'm not sure if you people are arguing or just vehemently agreeing. The tourist to greece won't know those areas to avoid any better than a greek visitor to chicago.

Remember, if they're not riding single file, the one on the inside is fair game.

You'll have to fight a legion of pats fans to wrest it away from bellicheat.

I remember when I was a child, they taught us to ride on the opposite side of the street against traffic. It was so we could see the cars coming that would be closest to us.

Where does this 'haircut' shit come from? I get that it basically means cuts, but is it a real term or something that was coined in this particular soap opera.

During that dallas detroit game, didn't they make a big deal about how the last time the liono's won a playoff game, it was against dallas?

Smelt is bait. But next time, tell those people that perch is bait too if you're fishing for something big. DanDain, what does 5000 ft have to do with the spawning? Strictly speaking, you can't watch anything happen at 5k ft in 'most places'.

Neighbor probably saw her outside trying to get it started and friendhsip-raped her.

Well, my anatomy is a little different than yours, so I wouldn't mind nearly as much. For reference, this is how I picture you.

I think most people eat the skin of scaly fish. I remember when someone showed my dad how to skin a bass instead of scaling it. He loved it at first because he hates scaling so much, but only did a couple of times then went back to the old way.

He'd probably be cut next year if he was gay and we'd have a rainbow shitstorm in the NFL. Congress would also likely pass a law against saying anything negative about him. I thought about the kids too. If that happens, I sure hope they're good athletes. It's not 100% they'd be any good at...

I doubt you're the only one in the world who CAN help her. You're just the first sucker she found who WOULD help her.

Best I could find was that Crispie is a term for a fundamentalist who spews flakey doctrine. Taken from things like Rice Crispy treats.

Pretty sure they count on the heroine to kill any fetuses that show up. The problem is he probably knocked this one up while she was on methodone. That's a wild assed guess. All I really know about methodone is that it's not a clinic on method acting.

Yes. Also, they're good as regular balloons. What child doesn't want a baloon animal made out of a trojan? If anything, you're underthinking it. Like other said, easy cleanup, and toys are expensive. It takes a lot of condoms to make up for the cost of having an identical set of toys...

Sutekh beat me to it, but I brought an infographic. RL pic of mist

That's why theBOLD TYPEstudy method is so successful. Just read the bold type (which included captions in all of my textbooks) and you'll cover 80%+ of what's on the test.

What I wonder is, how do you know cleaning rat carcasses is supposed to be more miserable than watching TV? You say to you it's all a constant state of misery so how would you know whether that was a solid example? It would have been more believable if you'd named something that's not...

Gotta admit, I know 1 person who is a psychologist (or psychiatrist, whichever one doesn't prescribe drugs) and he's the most messed up person I know. I don't think he's depressed though, because he's always maniacally laughing.

Texans are on Hard Knocks this year right? Maybe we'll see a lot of JJ's new squeeze. They're making a big deal about this being his first GF. I'm not sure what they're implying it's almost like they thought he was gay. Uh Oh, suspicious bulge detected.

My daughter 'caught' me buying condoms once (she's so fucking oblivious, I can usually sneak things into the basket without her noticing) and asked why we still needed them. She was around 17 so I started to explain to her about toys and anal, but stopped about 2 words into it and asked if she...

Starting a sentence with "and", is that a proper noun too?

Not I. Science says it! BTW, I think they need regular injections. This is not a one time treatment.

Raw dogging is good for a girls mental health. I saw a study about it a couple years ago. Semen is magical.

That's basically just a night out with the wife. But at least the whore will swallow and GTFO when you're done.

I have a water softener and a filter. I tried to replace the filter once and had to call a plumber to fix what I fucked up. I either need to replace that filter every couple months, or just never touch it again. Guess which option I choose.

Your dad's an idiot. It's an inspector's mark, not a warning label.

Not to take away from your point, but this particular asshole teacher was teaching juniors in HS. There were a lot of other things that made him an asshole. Like how he seemed to take pride in how many students he failed. He even told us at the beginning of the year that no more than 2...

Back in High school or Jr high, I figured out the best course of action was to read the test how it was written and be prepared to argue with the teacher. I had many grades changed all the way through college. In fact, I think there was only one time when the teacher wouldn't listen to reason...

Interesting. I didn't realize giving someone shit was so deep and complicated. I didn't read the entire thing, did they cover why it is that we continue to give our closest friends the shit test for decades and decades?

This shit's more interesting than most things on primetime TV. Can't wait to see how the writers pull it all together for the season ending cliff-hanger.

I like them because I generally like to go back down and eat her some more after the first time I pop (while Lenny reloads). But I aint going back down if there's jizz all up in her cooter. Something about it starts a chemical reaction that sours the pussy for a little while. Holy shit, are we...

I suspect you've never knocked on a door looking for parents and had a 10 yr old answer.

I'm not hodj. I'm not going to keep repeating myself in the same thread. If you are honestly curious then reread my 2 posts so far on the subject.

Mace windu was the only thing about that trailer that might have made me think this was a tween (or kids) movie. BTW, I like how they threw in the scene with the princess when he was about to get anal. Obviously didn't catch that the first time around.