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  1. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I don't understand. So you're saying they cover hip hop exactly as it should be covered? But the rest of the post sounds like you're being negative.
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    Only on rerolled.org

    Is it semen? What else goes in a woman's hair?
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    My new Dating Pool

    J49, what's your favorite term for your women? Whores? Streetwalkers? Workin Girls? Hookers? Prostitutes? You strike me as a Soiled Dove kinda guy. I like that term too, but usually go with crack whore, even if she's not on crack because it rolls off the tongue so well.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Are we just ignoring that telestin has 1 black cousin? BTW, You know more pics of Deirdre are easy to find right? I think I've said this jimmy rustle before, or at least something close to it. Radio shows relying on social media. This morning the host was literally just fucking reading...
  5. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's a joke. It's like a retest in 30 days and it's kept private. I think it takes 3 fails before anyone even hears about it.
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    The Fishing Thread

    Oh yeah, I guess you could do it in a vagina too. Sorry don't mean to derail a grown up thread. I agree with Lurker except my reaction isn't that bad. I eat fish sometimes, just not enough for it to be worthwhile to go fishing as much as I'd like to. I'm morally opposed to catch and release.
  7. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    heh What, exactly, did you misinterpret as white knighting? I am full on making fun of her lack of boobs, associated her with the realwomenhavecurves hambeasts, and said a picture of her on the toilet is the best picture of the lot. I actually thought I was unnecessarily mean to her.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Obviously the division is up for grabs. They've only had 2 division champs this century (discounting the asterisks, ofc). Since the asterisks won't be allowed to cheat anymore, there's no telling what will happen. No trends to buck at all.
  9. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    This thread name sucks. My eyesight is bad and I keep reading fisting. I think, "FINALLY a grown up discussion on fisting." But nope. Just more piscary nonsense.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Dirk, what more could you want? There's full nip in that picture under her hair. And fam, make fun if you want, but that's probably the best pic of her in that group of ads. Maybe the ass is better, but for my money, it's toilet seat.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Dirk, circle the part you want more pics of. These look like they came from a 'real women have curves' website.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Well shit, then it sounds like she's doin good hooking in florida. I'm not sure I have enough money for drugs and food. I don't see how much she's charging in those ads.
  13. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Thick and sweet? I didn't know heroine addicts could be chubby. Or did she get off the drugs and that's why you don't see her anymore?
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    Only on rerolled.org

    Just GIS for Molly Quinn Nude. They look legit.
  15. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I had a maid who liked and did a testimonial on my plentyoffish profile. Nothing between us, she just cleaned my house every month. According to her, it should help because when a girl looks at a guy's profile, they like to see other women having good experiences with you. It also helps if...
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    My new Dating Pool

    IOU for a junkie whore kills me. So did she trade the IOU to her dealer and now he's going to look you up?
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    First World Problems

    There are only negative consequences if you impregnate her and she doesn't abort it. Just some food for thought.
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    Reddit is on fire

    Austin Rollergirls contained a goodly number of current and former strippers when I was paying attention to them. Granted, stripper does not always mean pretty, but there were some good looking ones. Austin rollergirls might have spoiled me for other roller derbies though. Any derby that...
  19. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Sutekh, when they finally promote you, please announce it by changing the patriots in this thread title to cheatriots. Thank you
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    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    We should probably test your limits. If, theoretically, someone were to assert brady is not gay, would that be banworthy?
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    My new Dating Pool

    He was in the GWBYH thread yesterday. Don't worry, he's not bleeding out in a ditch with all his organs harvested for drug money.
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    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Good move azeth (no one tell him he's already promised to ban all pats fans)
  23. Hoss

    Kayak Fishing

    I laughed at that too. Guadalupe largemouth bass are too prevalent around there and they are smaller than florida strain. On top of that most lakes in the area are huge recreational lakes. I just assumed he had different standards being that he fishes from a tiny boat. Close to the gulf...
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    Reddit is on fire

    twitter would be at the bottom of the chain with facebook.
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    Reddit is on fire

    Would you rather we learn about spacedicks on the street? (by doing a google image search)
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    First World Problems

    Nah, incest porn is real. Hell, there's a mother daughter duo I read about who do porn together. Pretty sure even if it's 2 girls, it's incest. But there's also plenty where they're pretending to be related. My FWP was how prevalent it was on the xvideos main page, and then I realized a lot...
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    Kayak Fishing

    Just to be clear, you paddle your kayak out to oil rigs beyond the jetties and breakers in the gulf?
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    What are you saying? Anyone who claims Temple of Doom was too big of a mound of shit for a franchise to overcome is a troll? That's a new definition, you should notify urbandictionary and wikipedia immediately. And runnen #2 was the only truly bad highlander. How can you hate endgame so...
  29. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Maybe you're right. 'All Natural' sure as hell doesn't mean that.
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    First World Problems

    Sure, "teens" have been a running porn joke since the dawn of the internet.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    R2, on the other hand, has an unlimited number of attachments that could pop out. C3PO action figure with an extra billion languages just doesn't pop.
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    Archer

    If I was going to wear something from archer, it would be a tactical turtleneck.
  33. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Without our dreams we are no better than savages.
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    First World Problems

    If I wasn't on the list 15 years ago, the list was bullshit anyway. This is my worried face.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Even if it was like that in an early draft, it doesn't mean he didn't change it by the time of the actual script. Here's him wearing a han shot first shirt. It's not even the one I remember, so he's got more than one.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I was going to post the Dilbert "Dick from the Internet" comic again, but I wasn't sure who to direct it at. You're all being Dick from the Internet. At any rate, lets not lose focus on the real goal. Seeing nudes of a crazy girl / potential post op tranny. It's the safest way to see these...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Another thing you could do ... and bear with me here, you're going to think I just want more for the spank bank, but I'm being super serial ... post all her nudes and point her to the thread. I mean, only use that option if she pulls that shit again, but keep it in your back pocket.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    The George Martin version of borderlands is coming. It'll be here soon. Very soon. Did borderlands have dragons? Because the movie will. It took me a minute to remember who George Martin.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I thought there was a picture of Lucas wearing a "Han Shot First" shirt. I dunno, maybe it was shooped.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    It wasn't as good as raiders and wasn't good enough to make up for Temple of Doom.