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  1. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Anyone got a video of gronk on family feud? Saw the end of a commercial last night and can't find it today.
  2. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    What works for me is to open it in viewer and rotate it. It seems to stay rotated when I do that. If that fails, open it in any image editor rotate it and save it. I don't know a way to do it with html tags. Oh and also teach her how to take a fucking picture properly. Landscape. I see...
  3. Hoss

    First World Problems

    BTW, why is that 'ghetto' heuvos rancheros? Isn't that exactly what heuvos rancheros is by definition, eggs with salsa?
  4. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Too much of the porn is mis-labeled. Some examples. Redheads that clearly aren't, anal with no anal, etc. But the most disturbing is how many scenes are labeled as being some sort of incest. The other day I saw one that said it was a mom and an aunt with a son. But looking at the still...
  5. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    I was considering it, but now if I do, it'll look like I'm scared of mist. Now I have to claim that Last Crusade would make the top 10,000 worst big budget hollywood movies of all time.
  6. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I will admit its odd a chinese family would let a boy that young dress up like a girl. But its not odd that they would take lots of pictures when he did. Was her dad the chinese one? No way a chinese mom would put up with that shit. Not really trying to bait you bro. I just want to see an...
  7. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I don't think those help your case as much as you think they do. Look, we just wanna know if its pre-op or post-op. Also, was he wearing a collar right before that second picture?
  8. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Sounds pretty normal for an asian ladyboy
  9. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Last crusade was bad enough that I didn't even see crystal skull, and i forget about it.
  10. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You can't see the beginning of the bulge just above the divot? It's not as pronounced because of the thick muscles in his neck, but i see it.
  11. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    The only surprise is that they didn't do it in secret.
  12. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Original Gangster? I'm not the only one who sees the adam's apple, am I?
  13. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    He said trilogy, not a good movie followed by increasingly terrible money grab sequels. In all seriousness, doesn't it have to have a coherent overall story arc to be a trilogy? The Indiana Jones movies were just sequels in my mind.
  14. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    about what from who?
  15. Hoss

    Have you had the tit's for payment talk yet?

    Is it negging if i mention that she really needs to practice her sexy poses?
  16. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    He likes to screw ladyboys, that's a death sentence too, isn't it?
  17. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Your fault for being a pussy and not scooping enough salsa with each chip.
  18. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    /agree We're going to need to inspect the equipment, otherwise we're all just going to assume you were hooking up with a tranny. He's probably completely sane for a tranny.
  19. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Hey Kruegen, has your friends dad been in prison? Eating like that could easily be picked up by a kid from a parent.
  20. Hoss

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    I love it. Italians in italy speaking english with bad italian accents. That joke is only half as funny without the bad accents.
  21. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    izo has restored my faith in humanity.
  22. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm not being contrarian
  23. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty sure that was a correct use of literally. Do you disagree?
  24. Hoss

    First World Problems

    No prison time, but it's just sound tactically. I also always put on my sock then my shoe then my other sock and my other shoe. The reason being that if I suddenly have to spring into action, I don't want to have stockinged feet. At worst, I'll have one foot slipping around the way I do it...
  25. Hoss

    hypocrites

    Is Diazepane a medicine for crazy people? It kinda sounds like it, and it would explain a lot of things.
  26. Hoss

    hypocrites

    Well, yay me. Where's my prize?
  27. Hoss

    hypocrites

    And I answered. So did you have a point?
  28. Hoss

    hypocrites

    Your mom and dad if they love you.
  29. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Thanks for the info. I will stop worrying about that.
  30. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's probably that the niners care about their players more and are training them better about the dangers.
  31. Hoss

    Texas Rising

    I thought he peaked a couple years later with dudley do right.
  32. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    These days it takes creative rules interpretation.
  33. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can literally take care of business in the bathroom right before and still might be a 2 pump chump if it's been long enough. I've put blisters on my dick twice when i was horny in a hotel and bought the all access porn pass. In case any women are wondering, the blisters didn't cure the...
  34. Hoss

    MUDs, MOOs, and You

    Might as well list my muds and see if anyone else played them. I know I lost most of my mudfriends to EQ Knife was the main one Infinity was the one i hated War, or nuclear war was my first but went defunct well before mmos had a chance to kill it. Enkidu Sillymud And I always forget...
  35. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    noice. I have a great imagination. BRB. You can name your imaginary grandkids after yourself if you want. I won't care, I won't be around to raise them.
  36. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm not sure what to believe here. Either you 2 are virgins, or there's some big differences amongst men in how jerking off affects them. It doesn't matter how many times I do it, if I'm horny, nothing but actual sex will sate me. Hell, jerking it seems to make me more horny most of the time.
  37. Hoss

    Texas Rising

    I guess its no more accurate than vikings, but at least with vikings theres an excuse that the history is ancient and sparse.
  38. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    We have pics of palum's daughter? Is she stalk-worthy?
  39. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Didn't see it in a theater, but I'm watching Time Cop right now, and it's got the most ridiculous knife fight ever. They were banging their 5" blades as if they were swords.
  40. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    That was in theaters? I thought it was a scifi original.