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  1. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Was the dead baby his first worthy son? Rictus looked like a good heir.
  2. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, which makes me wonder why he would suddenly have to do Mortgage insurance. I don't know how refi's work, does the refinanced amount have to be 80% or less of the appraised value? Cause if so and it appraises for 130+, you're ok. if it appraises for 125 you have to throw 4 grand at them...
  3. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I don't think he did. If I remember correctly, the receiver just flat out ran into coryatt, he threw up his elbow and either broke or dislocated the guys jaw. My internets not good enough to find a longer clip of it right now.
  4. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Yeah this is how texans tackle. Notice it's not even a tackle because he didn't catch it.
  5. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    he told her it came from a toilet seat in a public bathroom and she actually gave it to him.
  6. Hoss

    My little town needs your help! TITS, TITS and TITS!

    That's losing ground though. I don't know what more he could have done. Maybe next time write rerolled in jism?
  7. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    So lemme get this straight. Some of you are getting all pissy cause some shot or another was CGI (I don't think the guitar was the only one mentioned so far). Then you find out it wasn't CGI and now you're OK with it? I mean, if you can't actually tell the fucking difference between a real...
  8. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    are amanda and nicole new names in the sig?
  9. Hoss

    My little town needs your help! TITS, TITS and TITS!

    Fuck, I think I voted for Buchanon. Looks like its slipping away. Wasn't there a tiny penis attached to a person who liked to ruin these for us?
  10. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    actually, mccheese was the husband of the old high school friend in that story. This is his was of venting.
  11. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He needs to be deflated, but his diet buddy was fired.
  12. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You can't look at single rushers, we're obviously going to be a running back by committee next year. I'd say if our running game gets close to last years but with fewer fumbles, then it was not a mistake. I'd like to see us have a RB who outperforms Murray, but that won't be telling of whether...
  13. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    DeMarco Murray on Joseph Randle: 'Hopefully, he can taste some of that meat this year' | Dallas Morning News Oh shit, shots fired!
  14. Hoss

    Memories, Emotions & Shit Threads

    Only not so much in the body. Or the face.
  15. Hoss

    Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

    Reminds me of the christian video store they used to have where I grew up. Any movie you wanted edited down to pg rating or less. Say what you want about that, they outlasted both blockbuster and hollywood video.
  16. Hoss

    Memories, Emotions & Shit Threads

    I thought goliath killed himself. I was never on foh, but even I read the sam deathwalker thread.
  17. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's not like organizational studies is impressive either. Is that the one she used to get into an MBA program?
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ohnoes, when she said you were 0-3 on relationships, you should have said "0-4 including you".
  19. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Sounds like the commissioner kept him from being cut then, unless that name is hella deceptive.
  20. Hoss

    Suicide Squad (2016)

    Joker's D looks like a question mark. Can you blame batman for gawking?
  21. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    How does the cba protect him from getting cut? Players are cut all the time. He'd love to be cut right now.
  22. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Whether the vikes are wrong, I guess depends on whether it's true that he wants out because they didn't support him. If it's a money grab, then I guess neither side is wrong. But if petersen winds up playing for the cowboys, that will be proof it wasn't a money grab, because there's no way the...
  23. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    What we said was IF he could make it an entire season, we knew he'd put up good numbers. We just didn't want to say while he was a cowboy that he's a fumbler and injury prone because we didn't want to jinx him. It was in all of our heads though and we'd thwap anyone who said anything about it...
  24. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    lol you have murray way overrated. He is a fumbler and a delicate flower. You can notr trust him to carry a load for long.
  25. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Do you think it's possible to be with a woman for a while with no 'red flags'?
  26. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    If she don't trade them for smack .... 10 minutes after he left.
  27. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Even if he does, why would you want a player who doesn't want to be there? The vikes are like a crazy ex at this point. "If i can just make her come back and listen to my excuses, She'll love me again and everything will be just like it used to be"
  28. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    How does that apply here? Only once did i say anything like that and it was after the faggots attacked me. Besides, i felt i was very cordial. I didn't say anyone was dumb, just that i wanted to ignore their reviews in the future. Oh and i forgot the faggots attacked when i said the first...
  29. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    1. Those women were probably the kind who would cut off their noses to spite their face. More on the crazy side of the spectrum than the conniving. 2. This is the grownup section. You're expected to know that absolute statements are always false.
  30. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Maybe he's cheap and thinks its cheaper to put cheese on at home.
  31. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Vikes are being dumb. Every day they wait, his trade value goes down
  32. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    I guess that makes sense if you think mediocre is the same as bad. To me, it means middle of the road. Neither great nor bad.
  33. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Yes, she's the action movie fan and wanted to leave halfway into it. I don't like action movies nearly as much and I liked MM, but I thought it was mediocre and way overhyped. How many fucking times do I have to say that? Cause that's pretty much my original review with the words in a...
  34. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Nice. No I am not jenny on amazon, so don't ask. For anonfag who asked in my comments, I don't know, I haven't seen PP2. We were either going to see Ex machina, Mad Max, or Pitch Perfect 2, and we decided to watch MM (because she likes action movies and you guys overhyped it so much). I only...
  35. Hoss

    Tocunets

    She's gunna be fine. Even if it goes off, she's going to completely miss her pea brain, and she's got another eye she can use, so her babymaking potential will be unhampered. That's the real problem with the darwinoscope.
  36. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    LOL bunch of basement dwellers around here getting rustled over an honest review of a mediocre movie. How's it feel that Pitch Perfect 2 is kicking your wet dream's ass at the box office?
  37. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So why does it ruin a kids life if an adult is doing it, but not if another kid is? Serious question. You seem to know something about this.
  38. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    lol. In fairness, it was the reviews here that made us decide to see it. Speaking of which, can I get kind of a roll call for everyone who thinks this was an 9/10 or better? I'll write your names down on a notepad and be sure to disregard your opinions on future movies. Another thing I liked...
  39. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Austin needs a good cleansing, TBH.
  40. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Just saw it, you guys are way overhyping it. It's a mediocre movie on it's own. If you haven't seen it yet, I recommend ear plugs as the theater had the sound turned up to 11 (really I think they did, I could hear the speakers humming), and there's not enough dialog to worry about missing...