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Well, I wouldn't really know. I was blessed with the genetics for half assed facial hair. So while I only need to shave every 2 days, I don't have enough hair for any type of serious beard/goatee/whatever. Anything that does grow in, like over the weekend, just annoys my wife. I guess you...

At least cheese can't say no. More seriously, I don't see dick sucking as anywhere close to a deal breaker. I don't look at a vagina and say "I want to bathe that with my tongue!". The lower genitalia are generally more functional than they are form, so I can understand a woman not enjoying...

You don't need a foote to play blessed shield.

For longterm farming, wouldn't the stun rune be better anyway? When playing around with CS and strongarm on my monk, I noticed that if a mob was already close to me, like approximately melee distance, CS didn't move them at all and I'm guessing they didn't receive the damage bonus. Either way...

Put them on your crusader and use Provoke - Charged Up. Pretty hilarious how much damage it will do.

Unless you have something that procs off crits, CD is probably more damage. Dump the points into one, look at sheet damage, dump the points into the other, look at sheet damage, pick the higher.

I've gotten as many white crusader shields(2) as I have legendaries. Since one of those legendaries was Jekangbord just 10 minutes after dinging 70, I'm not TOO mad at her, but her payout for the amount of shards I've dumped is quite depressing. It's certainly not enough to make the blood...

It's never one or the other unless you're under 400 paragon. In any slot where you can get crit chance and/or crit damage, you do. The exception being those shitty weapons with 1-2% crit chance, no idea why those aren't scaled up to 5% at least.

Borzak is an episode of House.

Yep, I'm definitely petty. Tried changing, but whatever, who I am.

To be fair, outside of weapon/shield, crusaders don't have anything really special because they don't have good non-holy builds. I mean, I guess you can insist on running fissure. All that leaves is your 6 piece set.

Two difficulties higher has a 52% higher chance of legendary drops. And how does the group mf bonus apply to legendaries? Does it get reduced by 90%? Only if those pubbies are sharing drops with you is it worth it.

That's a good reason then, go for it.

Shitty coefficient? Why is 333% damage per bounce bad? Or do you mean the proc coefficient? It's 10%, which is the same as FoTH and Blessed Hammer, less than Sweep(25%), and much more than FoH(3.333%). Either way, you'll get many more chances to proc with BS and stacked with Provoke -...

Cindercoat - Game Guide - Diablo III to fire?

Nothing much more to say on the rest of your post, but I did want to discuss this a bit more. I was testing out FoH last night because you mentioned it. If things tightly clumped in a nice convenient cone for me, yeah, FoH probably killed as fast as BS. But that's rarely ever the case...

Yep, they need to do away with main stats. It's a requirement for every gear slot meaning it's not a choice. Would solve the mitigation problem dex classes have in higher torment too. Assuming they didn't rebalance the main stat -> mitigation like idiots.

What does a talking noodle sound like?

Hmmm, Aleksei comes back the same day Izo self bans himself.

Your loss dude, keep farming inefficiently.

Yep, which is why the assholes need extra justification to be kept around. If Izo was actually a Danish doctor and provided real, concrete medical advice, I just might tolerate the rest of his antics.

Why would its origin change its composition? I thought there are only three elements that are naturally magnetic. Or, do you specifically care that it's a meteorite?

Meatloaf Wellington?

How much would you say your drops have gone up, Leeroy?

Well, it's some ore of iron, nickel, or cobalt. And it's not blue, so probably not cobalt. Probably iron. Grats?

Or post in the one part of the forum where we can't troll him.

I think you should show us an elite with more than a wet paper bag's worth of HP. Smart loot makes no guarantee to rolling main stat of the class you're playing. Just a strong likelihood.

Not a bug, simply a misunderstanding on your part.

Yes, you're exactly like an old person, using too much technology.

You just described the current implementation of OWE as your fix for OWE.

I doubt your kids are going to care one way or the other because they don't understand the amount of skill that's involved in cooking a good meatloaf or a good hamburger, even though both are essentially ground up meat patties. Just don't go overboard, the wife might get jealous.

Monks might be the lone exception since they have shit for burst. I mean, I guess you can pop Inner Fire, Faith in the Light, Forbidden Palace, and Overawe all at once for maybe 2x the dps? But then your spec is incredibly gimp unless you have a ton of CDR. But either way, if it's taking...

Please show me the meaningful content those people provide. I'm not including Adebisi. I'm still surprised he's throwing in with this crowd.

I agree. Want me to post some underage pictures of Leah?

Oh, Jekangbord is required, definitely. Gyrfalcon...not so much. My wrath is fine with provoke and zealous shield glare. Since getting reaper wraps, I can drop glare. And if I get Burst of Wrath, I might drop provoke, not sure. The charged up rune is great for blessed shield and bowmen...

And we're back to useless definitions. Roll, melt, steamroll, which I'll admit to using myself. Let me put it this way: if trash doesn't die in one to three(sometimes shield splits in a janky manner and you get very few bounces) shield tosses, you're playing on a too high a difficulty. For...

The point is that I've played the same build with similar dps, I know what it can and can't handle. You can't steamroll T4, probably not T3 either. And if you're not having wrath issues with a 1H, you're not playing correctly. And if speed was such an issue, you'd use steed charge. And no...

Good point. If reconstituted alcohol doesn't suffer the same problem as other similarly restored food items, could save a lot of money. But that begs the question, why don't current manufacturers sell at a higher proof and just recommend adding water?

Not sure how much I'd trust speculation from "Jim dotcom" and techsoda.

I don't see the point of this. Where can I use a powder but not a liquid? And in those few cases, why would I want the harsh taste of alcohol NOT mixed in?