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ftfy Edit: That mask makes me want a Pepsi.

Edit: I posted this yesterday in the political memes thread however I decided to include it here for prosperities sake.

I am pretty sick of watching a 15-30 second ad for Call of Duty (its not the only ad I see) just so I can spend 2 seconds figuring what movie or episode is being watched.

Nope, because... Nope, because... They are both too white. They might not recast James Bond, just 007, but if they do s/he will not be a White Male.

Faaaaahk off. I am so sick of this shit... edit: If I am running into my midlife crisis someone might want to warn my wife and kids.

This is like 15 minutes from my house, up one street, make a turn and keep going straight.

I felt this was appropriate given that Trump is going to lose;

Dear RedLetterMedia...

Is this not, technically speaking, incitement to commit a crime? Gonna have to tattle to @Amod about this one.

Fuck this, #FreeFedor

The Samsung app for Sony TVs works pretty good too.

I told my wife I might get drunk for the election, she said, "Okay, just don't get super hungover like you did last time.". I am not a big drinker, quite the opposite, so I honestly didn't know what to drink. I don't like beer, didn't want to drink rye, so I went with vodka... Yes, I looked...

Most of the ads I see are for Amazon Prime shows, this might not be a "twitch" problem so much as it is an "Amazon" (they own Twitch) problem.

Highlander 2: The Quickening or The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Which is the worse Sean Connery film, I vote League.

His constant eyebrow raising makes me want to slap him.

I just got this shit, I have no problem with the ad over the chat display and think that is a pretty interesting idea... but... they were also playing an ad over the main stream at the same time which I have a major fucking problem with. I sometimes pop in to the rifftrax channel when I can't...

I have only felt a tremor twice in my life, it is a very disconcerting experience. Your whole body just screams WHAT THE FLYING FUCK THIS IS NOT HOW REALITY WORKS HELP MAKE IT STOP and that was just a tremor.

It's not the shirt, it's the looking down his nose at you, on SNL, while wearing that shirt. If you can't figure out what kind of "progressive celebrity" he is by that image then, well, okay. Edit: For the record, I think Sword Cheadle is a fine actor and don't roll my eyes when I see him like...

The only way this could have gotten better would have been more of Butters saying "Get me off this farm!" I laughed even before that cunt started spouting off and my wife agreed with me when I said "If we had been there I would have cheered, clapped, and offered to buy that man a drink."...

You are lucky if you talked to someone in this Continent.

This was the conclusion I was rooting for.

When you think of all the efforts people take to avoids ads, how much effort goes into trying to force us to watch ads, and how the most valuable thing they can offer as part of their subscription service is the removal of ads... It's like the old system of commercial breaks and forced...

Draw your own conclusions.

Oh wow! Woke Netflix is making an Assassin's Creed show? I imagine that will be some seriously fine entertainment in addition to being super respectful to both the source materials and the fan base. If there was one thing the entertainment industry has sure proven lately is how much they respect...

The Comics Code Authority should never have had the power it held.

That's always a good thing

This movie is fucking fantastic.

Apollo 18 was fucking terrible.

I was so disapointed to see him in Robocop (2016).

I remember thinking, "This looks like a pile of steaming shit." when I saw trailers for it back in the day and saying "I ain't watching this garbage." I watched the trailer for this and I gotta admit, given the dearth of quality entertainment available in these troubled and dark times; Not a...

"Killllllll meeeeeeee..."

Nope, I was poor!

Stop making fun of our money.