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When I bought my last used car I went to my bank to take out 2200. I wrote out a check for cash, signed it, and handed it to the lady at the counter along with my driver's license. She told me that she would have to call "me" and confirm the check was authentic. Someone says something...

Applying force in that manner makes far, far more sense. There are a zillion little bureaucratic ways to fuck with those people if one was so inclined. Aw shit son, it looks like the firearm you were carrying was in violation of federal law and now the ATF wants a word. Permits, parking tickets...

It's true that the government has all the capability in the world to delete them but this isn't North Korea. Deletion would have actual consequences.

I think it looks pretty decent for what it is. What really rustles my jimmies is when remakes of musicals are not musicals. I'M LOOKING AT YOU WILLY WONKA

No lowering the bar. We were talking about whether or not Macho Man Randy Savage was gay.

Everyone do your duty to turn lesbians straight - wank to their porn.

That's the undeniable color sense of a straight man.

Macho Man Hogan sandwich waiting for her after the match.

I would be willing to bet anything that the following things are true - 1. Someone who gets paid real money has pitched "The Matrix PreLoaded" for a title and/or it's already the working title 2. Jaden Smith as Young Morpheus has also been pitched. 3. OMG THEY AREN'T PREQUELS BUT SEQUELS is...

With a sexy manager/wife

Alright, so here is what I'm thinking - Title - The Matrix PreLoaded Plot - A young Morpheus (played by Jaden Smith) feels there is something wrong in the world that he cannot explain. He is contacted by a mysterious hacker/terrorist "Somnus" (played by Will Smith) and comes to find the...

Her dress is ugly and the lighting is awful. She's basically got a fluorescent spotlight on her face.

The Nevada Tortoise War Is A Right-Wing False Flag | Blog | Media Matters for America

Yes, we all love having you act in such a way that makes the reasonable seem unreasonable and force us to choose the greater of two evils. Someone should get you a show on cable news.

I wonder if any state has tried use imminent domain on land "owned" by the federal government.

I don't believe for a second that this is about a tortoise.

Not all champions are equally vulnerable to crowd control. If Annie Flashes in and mashes her face on the keyboard using CC on her is of limited benefit but Katarina needs to pick her moments carefully or she'll do nothing and die. Master Yi needs to land multiple auto attacks and only has Go...

Well no wonder he chalked up a score of zero. He didn't have the necessary dexterity for the Ambidexterity feat PLUS he was using two one-handed weapons. If he didn't have Two-Weapon Fighting either (I mean look at him, doyouthink he has Two-Weapon Fighting? I don't) he was running around...

He's come a long goddamn way from his early work on the Daily Show and voice acting on Adult Swim. Impressive, really.

Riot has never needed an excuse to nerf melee carries. Successful melee carries always get nerfed. Always. Always.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

If my health deteriorated to the point where I couldn't walk a mile "on a whim" I would be out huffing and puffing every day until I could again. I don't understand how anyone could put so little value in their own health and physical ability. And yes, if you were in a wheel chair I would say...

Playing a Hunter deck that gives not only value to your opponent's Big Game Hunter butextravalue is a terrible, terrible idea. If you want to have some fatty midrange options Highmane is superior.

I can name zero. Not a one. I mean, I could repeat what I was just told a moment ago but that doesn't really count.

Yeah, no one knows about those outside of serious baseball fans or serious basketball fans. Zero mass appeal. Zero presence in pop culture.

Can any sports fans name more significant streaks or streaks that more people know about than Undertaker's?

He's fired. Right. You fucking mark.

Boros flavored aggro is already playable. Being able to drop something like that on the play turn 4 with two relevant combat effects that himself might also be an indestructible 7/4 is going to be pretty nuts.

Why do you hate my sanity so much. edit - ducks don't go "poot poot poot" you stupid whore.

I got some promo card with a code on it. I don't even know what any of this is of if anyone gives a fuck.

Most people upload them to something like imgur and then link them back here.

Yeah, done any gold challenge runs? Well? Have you?

Don't forget all the racism. Cocaine and marijuana drive negros into rape frenzies.

World War Z (documentary style) or The Long Walk. I really think The Long Walk could be a goddamn amazing movie.

Joe Rogan podcast!

Army puke, right? Marines don't get PTSD.

Is setting children at a wedding on fire in Yemen while sitting on your ass in Nevada sufficiently less traumatic to make the development of PTSD an impossibility?

Excellent! Now explain how a couple hundred thousand civilian deaths and a few million displaced Iraqis helped any of that. How did we make the Middle East better by blowing Iraq to shit and leaving.

In BoldW's defense I think we are using drones right now to bomb at least half of that list. Maybe all of it.