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Use the radio? Moherfucker I'm just trying to listen to the radio and they keep interrupting my entertainment with useless traffic reports.

1. Google maps traffic is less accurate than others we can use. 2. Texting and driving soon to be illegal here. I haven't read the law, but I assume it's going to forbid you from touching your phone at all, otherwise it will be unenforceable. Look for that in a future jimmy rustle.

Cause you got no money bro.

Traffic reports on the radio. They are worse than useless, as they often give you bad information and never give you a complete report. Maybe it's different in smaller cities, but either give them more fucking time or just stop doing them altogether. This morning the traffic douche told us...

This morning I saw a garage called JUST BRAKES. It had like 6 bays, all of them were labeled with something specific. I can't remember all of them, but for example, State Inspection, Oil Change, Tire Change, alignment, Transmission service ... None of them were said a damn thing about...

So there is no flash anymore in Eobard's time? He reverse engineered everything to go back and kill him?

Did he follow him back from eoard's time? Is flash immortal now? Cause he'd be old and decrepit by then if still alive, and that guy looked to still be pretty young. I go crosseyed with the dates too, but I thought the article he kept looking at was from 2025, and he was from at least 100...

Yeah mine was wearing a tank top the other night that couldn't contain her boobies and she wouldn't let me touch them because they were tender. On another note. I'm really starting to get rustled at the people who get their jimmies rustled by memorial day sales. I hear from them on the...

I'm beginning to notice a pattern. But you do yoga so it can't be a flexibility issue.

Yeah but what about all the other people he saved because he wasn't busy saving the first group of people? I mean barry wouldn't all of a sudden be a bad guy just because he had 2 parents at home. If he was, eobard probably would have liked him.

Any speculation on why flash stopped himself from saving his mom? All i could come up with was that the writers didn't want to retcon the entire arrowverse. I figured the blackhole was the timeline collapsing on itself like they did in continuum (and I guess in other places too). But Flash...

Bah. I forgot last week was the season finale and was looking for the new episode last night.

She'd been needing that slap for years. It hurt him more than it hurt her.

i think at least half of us here do give the coz the benefit of the doubt. i guess that means we're a bunch of nobodies. fuck you too

Women are pretty stupid. That's how the urban legend got started that you can catch STDs from pubic toilet seats, and why so many women hover when they have to use one.

No reason it has to go away. Aside from the fact that this change only affects PATs and not FGs ... There's probably no reason a team can't line up for a PAT on the 2 yard line with a regular ball and just run a fake. In fact, it might be pretty funny to watch the confusion on the defense...

Wait, is that black panther white?

What part of me telling you to apply your definition (which didn't occur in the first sentence) makes you think I was unaware of the rest of the words? I'm not saying you're completely wrong, but if you consider the great straight men in history I think it might change your mind a little.

So you didn't hit all 3 holes?

Wait, did he defame her? I thought he didn't even answer the allegations.

Good point. Even bad receivers block. Thanks for havin my back. Reminds me of what one of my coaches always said. It doesn't take a great athlete to know who to block.

Grimmlock, think of other straight men and compare him to them. Abbot, Laurel, Dean Martin, Teller, Graham Chapman (from monty python, I never could remember his name). All of these guys fit into the Holt mold you described.

This isn't really a first world problem, but I wish I could put a flowmeter on my dick. I've been drinking a gallon of water a day for a couple weeks now, and I swear I'm pissing significantly more than a gallon a day. I don't want to carry around a piss bucket all day (anyone who's ever had...

Fucking computer keeps popping programs to the front right when I was about to click something else. Fuck off program, I don't live my life around your whims. I just waited for you, now you can wait for me.

Yes, Johnny took her to a ranch in Montana. Much the same way your parents took your dog to live on a farm when you were young.

I'm surprised there's not a marvel version of Grodd. Every other character seems to be in both universes.

Because that would change the field goals too and apparently they are happy with FG %s? Who told you receivers aren't supposed to block? Good receivers usually do.

From what i recall of sex and the city, this would be less fucked up.

The article I read said blocked kicks can also be returned for 2 points. That don't seem right.

Not that I want to see your homemade sex tapes, but I would like to see a home-made sex tape from a porn star to see the differences between how they fuck for pay and how they fuck for real.

Indeed. Khane can I have your stuff?

Did you like the first one?

Halloween prank doesn't make sense because piralta didn't know about it till the end. It would have to be a prank on terry and gina, and that makes no sense. I think it's more likely he's got wheels in motion to get the best of the old grackle. The guide said the same thing about someone...

Actually, they call them clubs. Motorcycle clubs or riding clubs.

Got any private pics of her?

If he is about to take a piss on her, the movie just got good all of a sudden.

Oh, they're not done with the season yet in canada? Shit, I hope we don't have to wait 6 months to see that on syfy.

Got a question for some of you comic book nerds. In the comics, does cal change back and forth between hyde a lot? When he's cal, do they ever write him so that cal is unaware of hyde? Some of the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde stories are written that way, and I think that would be fun for next...

I was going to ask if holt was still on the cast for next season.

How does that track as a free of charge day? Sounds like it was a $5 discount day, at most. Don't you normally pay her $20? She should actually give you a frequent dick sucking punch card.