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Fuck you guys for introducing me to the bechdal test. I suspect I'll never be able to watch another movie without seeing if it passes.

That would suck for her. Only necrophiles will enjoy having sex with her.

Whoa whoa whoa, no one needs to kill the (arguably) hottest woman in the world. They just need to release her nudes and sex tapes. Probably had some texts from kraft ranting about American Inventors that would have cost him his franchise. You ever been to boston? It's not an act.

Oh yeah, I guess it was technically 'indefinite', not lifetime. I'm surprised they let him back in so quick though.

The texts from bardy's phone probably would have led them to other people involved in the cheating. But make no mistake about it, what they got is damning enough to warrant the punishment that was meted out.

I meant to direct that to xequecal. Maybe that's what happened with him.

Yeah, I have never had a problem with trimming neighbors trees or bushes that hang onto my property. Anything I can get to from my property is fair game IMO. If a neighbor were to ask me to trim shit I'd tell him to knock himself out since he's the one with the issue, he's the only one who can...

Caitlin probably changed him. I don't think I've said this before, but her eyes look kinda rapey to me.

I don't blame him for not wanting to fuck it up. But he really should take it to screenshots like J49 did to solve that problem. There's a GWBYHT laying around unused, and I think it's pretty likely this one, if real, will break his heart when she tires of him.

It's actually more like saying zomg the guy who got 6 months in jail got the longest penalty ever handed down in american justice. Nevermind the murderers serving 20 life sentences. The second shoplifter was my cousin so HE GOT THE LONGEST PRISON SENTENCE IN RECORDED HISTORY. I mean, if...

When I moved into my current house (the one with the voluntary HOA), the title company collected the first years fees from me at closing. I protested and told them I wasn't planning to join, but they said it wasn't optional, so I paid it. I have the statement clearly showing I paid this. A...

Is it any use talking about this show, or have too many of you already seen them all? On syfy, they just showed the episode this pic was taken from. It was pretty good and funny, but when she was sexing up tamsin I started missing kenzi.

Dude, you really think that was the entirety of the saints punishment? Peyton being gone for 1 year was one of the lighter aspects of it. One coach was lifetime banned, 2 others were banned for part of the year, and they had 2 picks taken away too. The only reason they lost 2 seconds instead...

I just remembered the actual worst movie I've ever seen in a theater. It was called Pride and Glory.Pride and Glory (2008) - IMDb I was on a first date with a girl, so I didn't get up and walk out. The most memorable thing about the movie was how many times they said fuck. The movie was so...

I liked the interaction between coulson and cal. I didn't really notice it until the part where cal was pinned by the car, coulson said "I don't believe you really want to kill me" and he responded with "Let's test that hypothesis". It's not that the line itself is all that great, but the...

Just watched it. It wasn't accidentally opened with just a touch. I noticed when he was doing it, he was playing with the latch in a nervous manner quite a bit. I can't say it wasn't an accident, but it was way more than a touch. Ever since the little talk in the locker room, I knew...

I jerked off to all of them this weekend, just in case she's on there.

Oh and Burren, when the neighborhood is new, odds are the developer completely controls the HOA and will not give even a half a fuck what any residents say. Cause the thing is, it's having an HOA that makes a house desirable to (stupid) people. No one asks the neighbors if the HOA has good...

It can be hard to find houses without HOAs. All the real estate agents I ever had gave me funny looks when I told them I needed to see the deed restrictions and covenants before I could get serious about a property. Half of them didn't even know how to find the information. A couple of times...

Say what now? You think this is he stiffest penalty in league history? Did they tack on a 2 year ban for the head coach over the weekend?

No, the fact that they're slower is why they work. No air pressure disturbance around them.

Saw a preview in the theater and thought it looked good, but then I forgot the name. Thanks for posting this thread. I'm encouraged that it reminds you of Red Dwarf, that's one of my top favorite series of all time.

That tomlin thing didn't look to be on purpose. But if it was, or if he'd actually tackled the guy, I would support a lifetime ban.

I won't go into the whole story, but I once spoke with a woman who was about to make a dumb decision. After she ignored me, I asked her to imagine that her 18 yr old daughter had come to her with the exact same problem and asked her which decision she'd tell her to make. She would have given...

I once saw a craigslist ad in Austin from a girl wanting to give blumpkins. I thought about answering, but I was afraid I would have an aneurism if I were shitting and nutting at the same time. Or worse yet, it would be so awesome that regular blowjobs wouldn't do it for me anymore.

wat the fuck? Lighter balls are slower with "everything else being equal"? Someone please edjimicate my dumb ass. What scientific law did they use to come up with that? Cause with things like bullets, a lighter projectile propelled by the same amount of powder generally goes faster. Don't...

I like that some pats fan bought a domain for this shit. I should step away before all this salt hardens my arteries.

Well how the fuck was anyone else gunna do it? He's faster than barry and what do you think a fireball is gunna do to zoom other than distract him? I'm sure in the new series, they will play up firestorm's genius side. But right now, he's just an angsty fireballer. He had less chance of...

wut the fuck? Are you neglecting your forum time to fucking work? You piece of shit, you should be shawed for that. I thought those 2 dudes got a lifetime ban from the NFL when they handed down the rest of the punishment. I think that doesn't mean they can't work for the pats, but they...

I saw somewhere between 5 and 8. There's a possibility some of them were blocked out, because I vaguely remembered them but couldn't recall enough about it to convince myself I'd seen them.

I thought hawkgirl was mentioned as a member of Barry's team in that future article, but I don't remember any of those others.

A while back I finally put a virus scanner on my phone. Now, everytime I download some more porn it pops up with fucking alerts going OMG ADULT CONTENT DETECTED U WANT US TO CLEAN IT! Fuck no I don't want you to clean it you fucking spaz. I'm an adult, I'm allowed to have adult content. And...

As I mentioned earlier, they could drag it out and wind up being bradyless at the end of the season instead of the beginning.

Wonder how long they worked on that "The Deflator Excuse"? Neither of these guys are the dude who stopped by the bathroom with the bag o balls, right? People are still mentioning that in other places, but I thought he was a league official.

That article Azeth linked had an interesting footnote at the end. No, I didn't read it all, I skipped down there to see if there was a byline for MacKinnon (there was not). This explains why he kept using "more probable than not"

It is pretty weird that vvoid calls his dick his 'sadness'

You mean Roderick MacKinnon? I don't know what it says about that site that they couldn't get his name right. Born in Burlington Massivetwoshits, Nobel prize in chemistry in case anyone else was wondering.

Last time I lost my job I decided to sign up for unemployment. I never drew any, but I found out the workforce commission is actually an excellent resource for finding a job. I imagine they are like a staffing agency but with the taxpayers paying them instead of the company. These people knew...

You mean ronnie. I was wondering why Ray didn't make the trip. At any rate, it felt believable to me because he shot him from behind while he was not moving super fast. Both times. If it had been a case of him shooting across his path and hitting him, or hitting him when his attention was...

Try watching porn while getting a BJ. Or if you're a sports fan, watching your favorite team play. I've gotten a couple while the cowboys were losing that really helped soften the sting. Oh and finally, get your girl to wake you up with a BJ, that way you're still in a half dream state. No...