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  1. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Confirmed: Lleauaric thinks about belicheat's balls in the shower. Raise your hand if you're surprised.
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    Recommend a dating site

    BTW, top porn stars from texas listed here. Texas Ranks High in States That Produce the Most Porn Stars I haven't been paying attention to any other clues he's given us, so no guess from me.
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    Recommend a dating site

    c'mon man, didn't you read? she faked 2 orgasms for him. Of course she enjoyed it! Wombat, post her pic in the PGT.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I like how this thread is active and the pussy ass no spoilers thread is buried.
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    The Flash

    How? It looks to me like they might be showing them in the correct order. Maybe ollie will disappear at the beginning of tonight's episode.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    As was said different balls for kickers, and it's kind of a different animal. In general, I bet they'd like more inflation so it bounces off the foot better, but their biggest problem is how slick the balls are.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Don't forget how it makes the balls easier to catch.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Do you like danger popsicledeath? Maybe he can interest you in a high possibility of STDs?
  9. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I believe you are referring to what I said and you should be aware that we were talking about the penalty on the team (and lack of penalty on the coach). The pats are habitual cheaters. Belicheat is a habitual cheater. Brady might be guilty by association, but I didn't say he had priors.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Ice pirates was great, he's not trolling. But I saw it on TV.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Brady's gunna fuck around and his 4 games will be at the end of the season.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    This whole thing does make me wonder how the NFL came up with the min and max pressures for the football. I mean, was it just pulled out of their asses, or is there reasoning behind it? It would be interesting to know what pressure levels every QB in the league prefers.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Well, the question was worst movie you ever saw in a theater. I'm guessing about 50 people saw it in a theater worldwide, what are the odds 2 of you would be posting on this board? I guess it's possible since it was a video game movie, but not likely.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    If anyone accepts, can we have the stipulation that it doesn't take effect immediately. We need time to rub shit in the azeth's face.
  15. Hoss

    Rehabilitation: Rules & Regulations

    I don't want to be labeled a pedant, but you have a typo you might want to fix. You must contact to me? Should be 'You must contact me'. Feel free to delete this post once the correction is made so no one else knows of the error.
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    First World Problems

    Yes, it advertises your orientation. Drape it from the right, you're looking to hook up with girls. Drape it from the left, you want dudes. Not sure what you do if you're bi. I guess you just take it off.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's gunna be sweet when the pats go 5-11 next year and have the highest turnover rate in the league because they have to play with legal balls. Brady better spend the rest of the offseason learning to throw watermelons. Quick, someone shoop me up a pick of brady throwing a watermelon.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I don't think that's how that works is it? I thought the salary was paid to the league as a fine and went to a charity. I can't remember where I heard that though. I know the team don't get it back on the salary cap though. Had to do with the priors. How many NFL teams have lost draft picks...
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    Minority Report

    I really need to watch the movie.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Absolutely I'm serious. I may not have been serious about anything else in this thread (I actually can't remember if I have) but I am serious about this. It's obvious you two are not perfect for each other. What you're doing now is settling for each other. Trust me, there's a guy out there...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's vegas dude. Most of them probably need the cash right now.
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    My new Dating Pool

    No, you should dump her so she can be matched with a man who will appreciate her.
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    My new Dating Pool

    I thought it was pretty impressive. Her hair wasn't as jacked up as it is in these. Anyway, I notice she's got the crazy toe. J49, I really think you're going to wind up with your dick sliced off.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Damn. Those are different than the one I remember.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I can't believe belicheat got off scott free.
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    My new Dating Pool

    I thought he deleted his wife's pic. She was hot.
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    Summer TV

    Summer is when I clean out the stuff I DVR'd and never had time to watch.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    For me it was probably Avatar. And I mean the one with overgrown smurfs and unobtanium, not the last airbender. It might rank as the worst because I saw it in 3D (3D is for underwater nature shows only), but really I think it would have been pretty bad in 2D too. I've never walked out of a...
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    Galavant

    No it wasn't. It was advertised basically as a miniseries. Fuck those fuckers for not wrapping it up.
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    The Flash

    In the preview at the end of Flash, it sure looked like ollie was in his league of assassins costume. I'm gunna watch them in the order they air unless I hear something definitive.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I thought when he said manually, he was just pointing out that there's no provision for doing it manually. I've never seen a car with power windows that had a manual override, but it's not a terrible idea.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    You're thinking of the movie Jumper in 2008.
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    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    You're drunk tuco. Go home.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    you're less than 22 yrs old?
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Yall better stop questioning how great mad max will be or you'll get negged too.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    How do you figure that? At least one equipment manager should know too.
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    My new Dating Pool

    You should ask your wife about giving you an allowance.
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    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Ultron was the project they were working on to bring peace. So the thing in the mindstone just gave it life.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Wow if she's hotter than the other strippers ... In the clubs I'm used to, you just pick a girl from the floor and take her back to the champagne, or VIP, or whatever they're calling the private and semi private rooms. I figured maybe the 'booth girls' were waitresses. Wait, is that what...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Seriously Johnny. Booth girl, what is that? I'm pretty well versed in strip clubology in at least 3 states, but Booth Girl is a new one on me. Closest I've ever heard was Booth Babe, and that applies to trade shows. Those girls don't get naked until you slip something in their drink.