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And his primary job responsibility is patch deployment, something I already do on the side while I do everything else.

Motherfucker. The guy I've been training for the past 2 months is making 26 dollars an hour and had no previous Avaya experience and only a tiny amount of Cisco voip experience.

Yeah, it's a bit like Initech or Dilbert, only imagine the VP of Service being a former submariner who took being a submariner as seriously as he takes his scotch.

Yeah everybody's cool here, at least on second and third shift, except for the fucks who don't like to work and making fun of them for being useless is still fun.

We're a 1500 person company, but if a call is actually holding in the level 1 service queue, flashing red lights go off all over the NOC and it starts alerting the Director of our department and reports get sent to the CEO. Managers literally start having a panic attack if a call is actually on...

You would be one of those assholes that forgets their voicemail PIN every week.

I'm not a pleb. I don't do support for consumers. I support phone systems for some of the largest healthcare companies and financial institutions in the world, and also 911 PSAPs and numerous federal systems.

So many people have quit that I asked my boss if one of us pooped on his desk if he could actually fire any of us. He replied with, "no, but I would get revenge."

Citation needed that this is even the current status of the economy. The American worker is still the most productive in the world by basically every metric used to measure such things.

This looks great. Even greater because of all the new Harambe memes we'll get out of it.

It's good to know all the effort I put in is paying off.

I feel like its a mix of money and time. The more free time you have outside of work, the less money you need, because you can repair things yourself, do your own yard work, etc, and don't have as many expenses to maintain the same overall quality of life. Also that stuff can be really...

Oh, I've asked who's dick I have to suck to get more money, in a not-ironic manner.

The other job was in this company.

One of our new (<90 day) hires didn't show up yesterday, then texted my boss that he'd never come back to this hellhole.

If you're playing Albion you're doing it wrong.

Does this mean I can play Fevered Visions again?

I did not hate Lady in the Water.

This looks good...

Only posting this because it has a great trailer:

I got a cheap Xbox One S to use as a media center PC. Does anyone use the Xbox smartphone app to control their Xbox as a media player?

Plot twist, my big raise still doesn't put me above what they're giving new-hires with no experience.

Well she gets 770~ dollars from SSI already.

I paid all of her old bills. She's only getting 500 a month from now on, plus me paying all the bills.

PS: This would change if you sent me money.

No. Keg is at least funny. Mostly to laugh at, but still pretty funny. I don't really see redeeming qualities for you.

I figured out how to fix it. Leave your Communities. It bugs the fuck out of the new client.

Not seeing much reason to upgrade from my 4770K. There's M.2 NVMe drives and... uh, yeah that's about it.

I would still come here to fap.

Pretty soon I might have to stop complaining about my shitty life.

I got an 8.6% raise and a 250 dollar bonus. And I might get the yearly award which is another 500 or 1000 dollar bonus.

I don't think the forum software supports lists of that length.

I dislike both of you if that counts for anything.