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She should be setting her internal alarm clock to wake up at 4:15 and blow you awake at 4:30. Has this woman never read the bible?

I like it but they get their names before we know who they are. Maybe we can use some of the most unflattering parts of the profile they put together. The balding killer The lives with his mom killer The cross dressing killer The abandonment issues killer The Erectile Dysfunction killer...

It's also not as dangerous so it sucks. Bring back lawn darts IMO. The only thing cornhole has going for it is it's portability. Technically horseshoes is portable too, but you still have to drive that stob in the ground. I watched that once. So fucking boring. Basically whoever missed...

So far, all the superior teams have managed to lose this week. Just goes to show ya. On any given Sunday any given team can beat any other given team.

Speaking of alarms. My mom had one that wouldn't turn off. She had used it for so many years to get up at the same time, hit the snooze twice, then finally get up, that even if the alarm was set to off, it would still go off at the same time. Even if you turned it off again instead of hitting...

As long as I piss twice between my last glass of water and going to bed, I'm good till morning.

I still have both of those alarm clocks but the buttons barely work so I don't don't even use the alarms anymore. They're just pointed in different directions in the room to give me the time from anywhere. Back in the day I needed 2 alarms because I'd shut the first one off and fall back asleep.

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Broh I was talking about the lions oline that will be facing micah this week.

Glad you had a chance to say that now before micah gets 5 sacks on sunday. Looks like Goff is the sacrificial lamb. How is the lions O-line, anyway? They didn't have to face micah last year.

We all know where lawyers come from.

Passing game - basically the cowboys were collapsing the pocket pretty consistently and jalen was squirting out and getting firsts with his legs. I wanna say in the 4th quarter they mentioned he hadn't even thrown a pass to a wideout. Or maybe nothing but short passes. I forget the wording...

Oh, am I the one brining up nonsensical niche statistics and refusing to explain them? Shit Wakandan, I thought that was you. Even google didn't know what the fuck you were talking about.

My mom said she thinks she watched tonight's game on YouTube. But who knows if that's right. All I can say for sure is I was nearly a minute ahead of her.

YouTube is carrying all the games this year aren't they?

You're just in time. We paused the game for ya.

Random unexpected Lightning delay? More like God intervening to take away the eagles momentum after that turnover!

I'm not good with flags. Is that an Italian flag on his hat? Wtf is that about?

Pass rush isn't that bad. They are collapsing the pocket, but then he pops out, the tackle holds and he runs free.

Hurts would already have 300 yards from scrambling.

That taunting was a stupid penalty. It's like he was penalized for having fun.

Big pookie! Where the fuck did this guy come from? That's why I don't like to follow the off-season anymore. I prefer to be surprised when the season starts.

That's in the no-go zone no matter how ya look at it.

Simpsons made it famous

What the fuck does the environmental protection agency have to do with run defense? Is this part of the CAFE standards? Government overreach has officially gotten out of hand. Technically there were always ads on redzone because they showed the ads scrolling by on the sidelines. Problem...

He just got a little cheaper, that's all.

My wife calls hers Ms Body and she argues and fights with her all the time. She claims the answer to cramps is to not let your body win. Keep doing whatever you're doing until it realizes you're the boss and falls in line. I found a jow that works really well for cramps. I used to get calf...

I don't do any of that shit anymore. Remember, if something is free, that means YOU are the product. If I can't figure out how they're making money off of me I will not participate. Sometimes it's easy. They give me a hat with their logo, I know I'm representing them and I'm cool with that...

He won't drink much

The same way they clean their banisters at home. By licking them.

Sounds like you want to date this dude with an awesome apartment.

rip in pieces sweet prince.

Anything that's full of weird names I need to read because I will constantly be backtracking to see if that's the same person from before. Even with the weird names it has, DCC is doing a good job of not making me have to do that. But I am getting to where I have trouble keeping the characters...

Shit. I just realized we're playing the green bay micahs in week 4.

You won't get any argument from me on mcdumbass (I'm not going to make fun of his weight because I'm a fatass too). But parsons was part of the problem with the run D. It will be interesting to see if he still gets hurt and production drops off at the end of the year. If he doesn't that might...

I never thought brigiette neilsen was all that hot. So the lack of boobs to get a hotter girl is an upgrade in my mind. Also, you gave me a weird boner thinking about 3 xena's back to back. This girl kinda reminds me of callisto from xena. I don't suppose we're lucky enough for this to be...

Anyone here do a style that does board or brick breaking?

Is it cap friendly? All I've seen is 'highest paid non QB' and 'shitload of guaranteed money'. I think I heard early on that the guaranteed money was the sticking point with jerrah. I know there are ways to make those contracts cap friendly, but if there's an injury that guaranteed money...

What happened? Did he get his pol pit pass and nope the fuck out? Or maybe the gestapo came knocking.

You mean the communications or the killing of real visitors? Other than summoning sponsored gods, We don't know of any way a visitor can be killed on any floor but the 3rd, 6th, 9th, 12th, 15th, and 18th.