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Just caught up on an email thread. First message had a job number as the subject line and the body just said "Comments?" Then one of the recipients responded with, hey you should include the new project manager in these emails. I looked, and he didn't add the PM's name to the distribution...

Post your address and we'll drop ship you a bag of dicks to choke on.

Oh, so he already knows he's going #1 in whatever year he decides to go pro? good luck saints!

arch manning plays for U of Texas. I thought he was a sophomore though, so that shows how much I'm paying attention. I only know it because one of my friend's kids is playing for Texas and roomed with arch their freshman year. Edit to add, not going to google, but his grandpa is archie. I...

I'm enjoying the hell out of this. I'm in Season 2 right now. Thanks to those who recommended it.

You've already made a sound judgement. You just wanna see them titties. So do i. Someone please find her fansly and leak her nudes.

My friend from north of the lake taught me monday. He said he uses that because he can't say bluegum anymore. Nobody likes mondays.

Just saw this. It was pretty good. There's no question it's been the best F4 movie ever made. But aside from that, it's probably middle of the pack compared to all other marvel movies. Was I the only one who thought Johnny Storm looked like a young RDJ? That dude isn't his kid IRL is he?

No. Go call a group of blacks negros and leave instructions for your executor to log in here and tell us how it went. He may or may not be a homosexual, but he's a fag.

Dicksucker blue is my guess.

He must have been going to the doctor with Prime Time. And here we thought he was courting him as the next coach.

yeah i can't figure out what the fuck he's talking about either. is he one of the board's fags? I always forget. I should keep a list. It's not that I don't want to offend them, I just want to know when I'm offending them so I can go all in.

Is that the same grandmother? I thought the one in the original series was gomez's mom. Did a quick google and it looks like Morticia's mom in the OG series was Granny Frump. I don't really recall her. Grandmama was the one who lived with them. I don't see any mention of granny frump being...

First episode of S2 was rough and I can't put my finger on why. The rest of the first half was pretty good. I didn't watch the cartoons much, but I'm guessing this is closest to that version of the addams family. But with more death. Probably didn't have a lot of grisly murders in the...

And then they ate the traders who sold them the guns? Or am I thinking of another group of polynesians? I remember seeing this. What service is carrying it?

yeah and homosexuality is scientifically classified as a mental illness. Yet here we are.

I don't know how this stuff works. If he shows up with a lawyer day of, will you be able to postpone it till you get one?

Just need to add the caption to this one, It has sound instead of text.

That's a street name for meth

If we're not allowed to call cripples "handicapped" anymore, then they don't get to use the fucking handicap parking. Same deal with afro-americans and the UNCF. If UNCF is even still around. Haven't seen a commercial for them in 30 years, but even 30 years ago negro wasn't allowed.

How much did that cost ya? Little mexican kids will do hits like that for cheap.

Mandella effect. In this universe, Chappelle never said shit about titties.

Nice job.

How about walton goggins as al bundy? But is the reboot real or just wishful thinking?

speaking as someone who has some very specific fantasies .... some women can be cops.

Is that not what she was yelling when she left? Sounded like "I'll come back" when he asked if she was going to wait for the documents. Youtube captions didn't have anything for that. Then she came back 15 minutes later and I'm pretty sure I remember at some point the nurse said it would take...

I bet it's only the baby boy clothes because women's clothes don't have pockets. It's for midget gangsters trying to lay low for a while.

People who scan QR codes never get what they fucking deserve. Speaking of that, I really need to get my QR stickers ordered. My wife has a QR patch on her bag that's a rickroll. I want my stickers to take them to goatse.

Oh so is that separate from using RCS? Because most of my texts are using RCS these days. It only switches me to sms when I'm roaming. So now we have rishing too? It's gotten out of control. I have no earthly idea what that would be. using quests to mine information from people? Like...

Sorry sir, that's our policy.

I should cross post this to the getting old thread. The company sent a warning about vishing, which is voice phishing and it is triggering me mightily. The Ph in phishing already came from phone. You don't have to add a fucking v to try to make it something it always was. Yes technically...

I've seen this before. She wasn't totally innocent, but I'm on her side. IIRC the girl was pissed at the dentist because she claims they sexually assaulted her while she was under anesthesia. But I honestly don't remember where I got that so it might be bullshit. And by that I mean her...

Can't wait to see his rendition of the copper chopper.

Originally he was wearing a pair of bea's crocks. They should have been much smaller. I think his toes got jammed in them or something. I'm not sure why he has a motorcycle when he gets rid of them. The comic is supposed to follow the story as written.

That's how you distract them from raping baby seals to death. It's like throwing a basketball down a dark alley.

I already posted a picture with the red haired wookie

That's not a movie

What show? It might be fun. And was the guy with the boulder blind or something?

Yeah but come on, the wookie vs this. It's no contest. Oh shit, I just realized the firefox was a Russian jet. Am I the russian collusion?