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Bad Lieutenant, SwitchBlade Romance, The Green Inferno, Irreversible, I Spit on Your Grave, and Braindead are all perfect date movies.

Who the fuck cares. You could do 100 cuts of The Rise of Skywalker and it won't make one bit of difference, why? The Rise of Skywalker is not the problem, The Last Jedi is the problem.

Whoa whoa whoa, few movies are that bad.

Bitch have you seen 2020? Why the fuck would you look forward to anything other than that a swift apocalyptic death at the hands of Giant Meteor, Nibiru, Aliums, or some other Extinction Level Event?

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Because you discovered it and shared it with everyone?

Nevermind, link is dead already.

The red pill, once taken, cannot be untaken. There is no going back, there is only submitting to that which we know to be false. The red pill isn't just about waking up, it's also about never again being to close your eyes to the truth.

Wash your fucking hands afterwards you uncivilized heathen.

Mmdnnno. Quote people saying that and call them out on it.

When they finally crack down on movies I might be pretty much done with Twitch, much sadness will be felt that day.

Ninja Death 2 and Ninja Death 3 are available on Prime but Ninja Death 1 is not and the quality on youtube (it's public domain now) is terrible.

Kill or be Killed, also known as Karate Killer, is on Prime (with its sequel Kill and Kill Again though Again is available riffed and unriffed) and is pretty terrible from credits to credits, watch drunk with friends. I would bet money on this being one of Peter Dinklage's favorite movies.

The official audiobook is also excellent.

Looks like if you are still interested in their Marvel product that you have a lot to look forward to.

This is ruining hotdogs and hamburgers for me.

I don't like your negative attitude.

Came across this classic;

https://www.wikihow.com/Donate-Your-Body-to-Science

Well, I guess Star Wars isn't truly dead until you take a shit on the favorite books.

Does anyone here read this shit, rub their hand, and go "I can't wait for this" in honest eagerness for the product, or are you like me and are just in it to see how badly they fail?

Shatner is being a fool who made no attempt to understand what was going on and is too egotistical to see that maybe he misunderstood the entire situation. Kind of sad really and wholly illustrative of how social media is nothing more than a megaphone for narcissism and insecurity.

Fuck this gay earth.

I remembered it incorrectly, I am filled with shame;