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We don't share accounts and don't really discuss how the other spends money. We split the mortgage, groceries and a couple utilities. I pay the rest. The house is in my name and was bought prior to our relationship. As long as the bills are paid, I'm fine with keeping our finances separate. Keep...

While it's true we only have one side of the story(as is always the case in this thread), if she was being serious, then I stand by my position. If she was being sarcastic and TJT wasn't picking up on it, then maybe you have a point. If you ain't paying bills and ain't raising kids, you really...

The fuck is wrong with this woman? She pays nothing and bitches on a short hiatus between jobs?! I don't know if I'm just a prick, but I would put up with pretty much none of that. She's smoking hot, though, right?

I agree that it's hard to justify divorce(initially) in that situation. At some point, I would have to bring up being in an open marriage, if sex was permanently off the table.

If there's one thing I've learned from this thread, it's that Noodle has an unbelievably high threshold for bullshit.

Shake-Weight and Spin Class.

Kraft singles could be made from recycled wig hair and sawdust and I'll still put them on a burger.

Ok, maybe not all cheese!

I didn't say I like all cheeses to be in all recipes, Err! I don't hate cottage cheese. I hate you putting it in lasagna!

My brother tried the Impossible Burger at some place in Miami recently. He said it was really good(and he's not even remotely vegetarian or vegan).

I love all cheeses, really. We're always trying new fancy, expensive-ass cheeses. However...I always prefer American on burgers. Muenster is way too mild for me, flavor-wise. American melts awesome and has a saltier taste. American on burgers is the American thing to do.

Finally got to put some time into this. Beat a handful of mini bosses. Should I spend prayer beads on health or damage early on? This part was pretty fuckin' wicked.

What if you grind it yourself?

A little speck of shit never hurt anyone. Just have her blow you and clean it off. C'mon, guys. This is just basic common sense.

I could never be with a woman who wasn't down for anal(among several other sexual things). That said, as long as both people are happy with their sexual limitations or lack thereof, more power to you.

Hmmm. A game I might be somewhat interested in on PS+! Nice.

I'm running back through Season 7 of this the last couple nights. I think it's making me less interested in the new season. I'm just going to stop and wait for S8 to start.

I hope this is good. We had so much fun in co-op BL1 and 2.

Game is so bad, it gave Woefully cancer!

Same here. I've been able to put very little time in. Kids, man...

One final chance to plug your buddy in the butt before taking your vows. Doesn't everyone do that?

Damn. That pussy worked fast! I'm guessing WoW sucks now, huh?

That's her master plan. Go hogwild on that dick so that Noodle doesn't even care about the next expansion. Let's see if she can keep it up.

Helicockter.

Renly and Loras win "most slurping noises".

I went to the Sonic by us when it was relatively new and it was on the low end of "ok". Not shocked it didn't survive sitting next to the almost-flawless Chik-Fil-A.

Congrats, Noodle. I hope it's a long-lasting change.

Is Cara Ellison a tranny?

The Sonic that was near me went out of business. Chik-Fil-A opened right next door, so I'm guessing that just killed their business.

Yup, I just run past them and jump into the river or onto the tree. The ninja hunter/spear dude took me a few attempts and the shield guys never interfered.

The game is awesome, but much tougher than I anticipated. I just need to get the spaz/over-aggression reactions out of there, when I'm trying to deflect and attack. BB and DS were more forgiving in that regard, since you could almost always just dodge the fuck out the way with invincible frames...

Ultrawide mod I posted earlier is now working great. No more janky borders when stealthed, etc.

When they ran out of book material to draw from, the writers utterly ruined Tyrion, one of the best characters in the series.

There's a mod out, but as of last night the red frame when damaged and the black frame when stealthed are still in 16:9. They are still working on fixing/removing that. EDIT: Looks like they are making headway on the above issues as well. The thread has been moving quickly today...

That ain't my arm, son. I don't want you to track me down by my prison tats.

My watch tracks my heart rate, which I like to review after masturbating and rage-quitting Sekiro.

My strategy at this point is use deflect on every single thing until I don't suck massive dick at it.

And before anyone gets high and mighty, my watch which I paid full retail price of 149.99 + 7% Florida sales tax:

Imagine being rich as Foler, but not smart enough to hire someone funny to post for you.