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I knew you were a monster, but come on, man!

Flash fry thigh? this is pretty high on the list of things I didn’t think I’d be discussing.

We don’t kink shame here, but bloated opossum?

My son got a major penalty in his hockey game on Saturday. I know that doesn't sound like something to be chuffed about, but there is good reason. He's little, but he's so damned feisty. A player on the other team snowed our goalie (hockey stop, spraying snow into the goalies face while the...

You make a good point. However, I believe excluding internal organs you could achieve a crispy skin and medium rare muscles. More problematic in areas like the quads, but the ribs could be fabulous.

I dunno man. Medium rare likely happens within the first five minutes.

Cannibalism can solve both over population and starvation.

Starfish have mouths in the middle of their bodies and mermaids use them as bras.

Platypuses product both eggs and milk, making them a portable source of omelets.

At some point a body is cooked to perfection during a cremation.

Any knife is a pocket knife if you have big enough pockets.

I love fall.

Man, I would have done almost anything for this set up when I was a kid.

I can't decide if this could be good or not. Thoughts?

I have always been fascinated by Jukeboxes.

How to keep the neighbours off your yard.

I play a game with my kids where you can add one piece of punctuation to a song title to see how much you can change the meaning of the title. This one's my favourite. Instead of Don't Stop Believing you get Don't, Stop Believing. Silly game. I like Brubeck, here's a good live version.

that’s bloody cool man! Would smoke cigars with you I’m there.

i fucking knew it. Those vegetarians are a murderous lot!