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Whatever, most of you faggots have been using dumb shit like Moonveil. We all have our dumb shit on the first playthrough! And of course I'll be doing future plays, this game is the fucking bomb.

I think I killed him on the third try, pretty sure cheese-rot-breath was key. After using that on Radahn, I've been using it on pretty much every boss (couldn't get it to stick on certain ones like Valiant Gargoyle), and it's been hilariously effective.

I don't think this is a thing. I'm fairly sure it's 100% a function of the Guard Boost stat.

So, leveling and defense power: I'm not sure how this all works. But it seems to me that whatever this "defense power" stat is must increase your survivability a good bit. Which means simply leveling will make you more powerful, no matter what you put your stat point(s) into. Some or all of...

Oh is it that giant that I skirted around to get to the tower/rise? He's just chilling out in the middle of nowhere, but the suped up trolls are fuckers, so I had no desire to fuck with him.

Ah, thank you sir!

Which halberd are you talking about? I'm not aware of a "Black Knight Halberd" and I don't see any similar weapons that immediately stick out to me as S+ scaling.

Ah, bummer. Hope they didn’t change anything in late game that I haven’t gotten to yet. If Malenia isn’t as assrape as you guys claim, I’ll be disappoint.

Whats the Radahn nerf?

Agreed, Ned was bullshit. So tiresome.

Goddammit seriously? If anyone finds something as good as that, shout. Fucking Reddit faggots.

Ya the save was synced it was fine. Luckily I just had to reinstall the game. Got up and running again and beat Mohg. Now I’m dying to the dogs in the blood lake while I explore the rest of his area.

Hmm my game is corrupt. I was worried last night when I went to rest mode after quitting, it green screened on me. Here’s hoping it’s just the game and not the save file that’s fucked.

Real men wear the whole set. 50 endurance and jar arsenal talisman and I can wear the whole Lionel set and not fat roll!

PSA: Despite the patch, my smithing stones were not reduced in price, and I could not get Neph Kenneth and Gostoc into the throne room. Log in so you’re playing online. This fixed both issues for me. There’s seemingly some issue with their “calibration version.” Or something.

Archer build seems interesting. Worst part I can imagine would be the ammo limit of 99 per type.

Cyclops? You clearly have eight eyes, you should be seeing this in 11D.

Only way I'll have an entry is if I finish Elden Ring this month. Currently ~120 hours played, still haven't finished because I'm 100% canvassing every area, and I take my time. I'm ok either way, I think!

Haha yeah those two are fucking assholes. Rough fight.

I’m realizing this comes down to effort. Some people just don’t want to put forth any effort while playing a video game. And that’s totally fine. But you’re right, if you want to turn your brain off when you play games, this likely isn’t the game for you.

Was that those bears? Holy hell they were rough.

Yeah, this mimic nerf is actually ideal for someone like me. I often just want to be able to share focus with someone/thing, I'd still rather be the one doing most of the damage to the boss.

This was known, Gideon (and others maybe?) tell you you need two great runes to reach Leyndell.

Whoa I knew it would reset agro but I had no idea it would resurrect any you were forced to kill due to said agro. That's awesome.

Atonement brings dead npc's back to life?

I had already done all of this up to the point where you go to Godrick's boss room, never did that. I guess that might be the part they added with the patch? I had already given Neph the Stormhawk ashes, Kenneth was in his fort, Gostoc had stomped Godrick, etc.

C) the patch

And zero souls for killing them. Thought they were bugged.

The other is the church of dragon communion island, accessible from the boss room of the cave dungeon on the coast, it had the dual DemiHuman boss.

God of War is also fantastic

Don’t know what I was expecting

Which npc gave me this clue? Goldmask questline isn’t ringing a bell, game is so big I’ve lost track of lots of mysteries lol.

At some point, some NPC talked about a statue of, presumably Godfrey, in Leyndell likely having a secret associated with it. Anyone recall what I’m referring to, and know what comes of that?

There are 3 keys for those portals. One is right at the Belfry, one is in Raya Lucaria, and I think I got my third recently in Leyndell. Oh and nobody believes you have or had a girlfriend with how many games you're cranking out in the Backlog challenges!

It makes sense to me. Two fingers is fine, three fingers and she gets mad.

Crypt after? You mean the War-Dead Catacombs? If so, it's pretty rough yeah, and the boss is a fucker. Finally got it cleared on Sunday, felt good. I think Caelid is cleared out now, other than the dragon on the bridge.

My STR/END build is finally coming into its own. Using an 81 guard boost shield (upgraded Visage shield), and wearing the entire Lionel armor set. Poise charm (105 total poise), Guard Boost charm. I laugh at your attempts to harm me, peasant!

Less than zero interest.

Are you just assuming the former?

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