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You wouldn't have to tiptoe around the subject with a buddy, and he'd offer you half the mortgage right off the bat if he was worth a shit. When I let a buddy live with me, he offered to pay me what he had been paying in rent, but that turned out to be more than half the mortgage, so we agreed...

Have you tried stretching her throat out? With your cock, of course. When I was dating, I got lots of pussy from eharmony, even more than I'd gotten from adult friend finder, which is what I tried first. I was on PoF too, and talked to a few chicks, but the only one I ever met from there...

gg means good game? I thought it mean good going, like in a mocking way.

OK I'll admit, that would be interesting. Bizarre might be too strong of a word.

It was cruz, I heard him on the radio again friday. For whatever reason, he thinks it will pass if he can prevent them from stripping out the obamacare language, and he thinks he has at least an outside shot of doing that. I don't understand what that has to do with what I said. Did you misquote?

Reno 911 is better, but is it still on the air? Haven't seen a new ep of that in years. I finally saw it the pilot of brooklyn99, it's good enough to watch more.

I thought last week it had a chance of passing the senate. Heard on a radio show where they were interviewing a senator. I think his comment was that they thought they had just enough votes to pass it because enough dems were catching a rash of shit from their constituents, but not enough to...

That's not the impression I got. From the fact that at least one company has shut down over this, I gathered that it was impossible to refuse the order, and the companies had no recourse.

GTA5 and talk of banning video games?

No, I'm saying that if the theoretical results don't pan out in the real world, then the whizzards of smart must have missed something. They are human, after all. Any theory that can't pass a practical test is a bad theory. You'd have to be a simpleton to trust what's written out on paper...

fatties gun fat?

Yes, and she knows where it all is, though I'm pretty sure she deludes herself about the size. Last night I told her she sucked dick like a porn star and she got all indignant and asked how I knew how a porn star sucks dick. I was like, "Oh shit sorry, are we pretending I haven't watched a...

Oh look a live bird. Because the oil industry cares. Wanna compare it to bird that's had a run in with the wind industry?

BS in Eletrical Engineering, and not that I recall. How many iterations does take to get recognizable results? Does that mean those 2 tests are completely worthless? Did your simulator pick randomly? If not, it was less than worthless.

Don't forget he renounced his NRA membership shortly after leaving office. The NRA calling the ATF "Jack Booted Thugs" when they stormed into a random FFL holder's house in a pre-dawn raid, killed his dog, roughed up his preggo wife (might have caused a miscarriage too) without a search warrant...

Compare that to what happens to an oil company if a fucking nuisance bird happens to die of old age on their property, or what happens if they try to remove birds that are nesting on their premises to protect them. A dry fucking, that's what happens. On top of the fine for the company...

Thanks for the clips, I can't normally watch videos, but we're kinda slow today. They were interesting. Did you notice that in both of those clips, it was nowhere near a doubling of chances? In the BBC documentary, the guy won 14 out of 20 cars, and the one who didn't switch won like 4...

One night after a cunt had toyed with me and jerked me around (figuratively, not literally), I spent a solid 2 hours of the drive home seriously considering going gay just to get away from women's bullshit. i tried and tried, but I couldn't think of any dudes who made my pecker hard. If you...

No counting the nigerian princes, only once. Turned out to be a chick and reasonably attractive, so I tried to chat her up, but she wasn't having any of it. PS, I never get penis enlargement emails. I'm pretty sure they're accurate in who they target and a lot of you are just deluding yourself.

If that was a response to me, you have failed. Re-take reading comprehension 101 and try again. Unless you're implying that the owner of chick-fil-a is unchristian because he refused to give you a hand job. Cause in that case, no followup needed.

Nothing stopping some company from making a single shot shotgun and calling it the model AR-15. But i think we all know that's not what the guy bought.

Brought to us by the same people who can predict with 90% accuracy, last nights lotto numbers? Cause poke your head up and look around. We've got at least 4 main means of power generation going on in the US that I'm aware of. Coal, natural gas, nuclear, and hydro. The (or even two) part...

Sounds like the guy just took bidens advice. He got scared, walked up to the balcony and fired a few blasts indiscriminately into the haze.

So none of them actually picked randomly? That's what I suspected, they're invalid. Yeah, I'd kinda like to see what the mythbusters did with it, I wasn't able to find it. 2. The contestants will only pick 2 goats 1/3 of the time. All the rest of the times though, according to the theory...

Shooter wasn't muslim, does that mean 0 will call it an act of terror, and if so when? Or will he instead address the nation and tell us its important we don't blame all buddhists for this terrible act of workplace violence?

It alters the probability? How can the act of selecting alter anything real about the object? #3 flies in the face of what you guys are trying to say. How can it be 50/50? The choices in the second round were "informed" exactly the same as the second round in the traditional monty hall...

What non christian things does Chick Fil A do?

Amen bro. Don't forget horns and screeching tires. Just sayin bro, under california law (which I assume is where you are now) what you did was at least misdemeanor hit and run because you said her car was damaged. If she claims to be hurt, its felony. I see nothing in the law saying you had...

If the thread needs a sacrificial asshole, I can make comments about how he probably broke her heart first by not smashing her.

Is this how they train them to work at massage parlours?

I was stuck on, "How the fuck do you know she's a teller?" and moved on You could also say monty has a 100% chance of having a goat. Which is handy, because he's going to throw a goat out when he resets the game in the second round. What happens if we set it up like I said earlier, and your...

No one answered. Can't be assed to cipher it out. What's the answer? The problem could just as well be set up as: There are 3 boxes, one containing a new car, 2 containing a $1 bill. The Host asks if you want a snack. No matter what your answer is, he eliminates one of the $1 bill boxes...

hell yeah. Butter knives though, not the pointed ones. They're no good. Have you ever roofied someone, or been roofied? If so, how was the sex?

Laws vary by state obviously, and I only have reason to know the laws in two states. In both Texas and Louisiana, he would have been guilty of hit and run. It doesn't matter who hit who, in a hit and run, leaving the scene of an accident without taking the proper measures is what causes the...

Grats on your hit and run? Let us know how rustled you get when the cops show up. I understand running the stop signs. It only rustles me when they think they have any right to the road. Go ahead, run through the intersection, the stop sign doesn't apply to you, because you're just a fast...

fuckin nazi

yeah we already talked about it. Went on for a quite a few pages and I think we unanimously decided it was going to be garbage and no one is going to bother watching. If you don't see the last thread, it might have just been deleted.

Same logic would say that a drunk man cannot be held responsible for his actions. Ergo, do a few shots and it's no longer rape.

... You think those are separate groups?

Dr Manhattan wouldn't be good for administering justice, he just don't give a fuck. To do it properly, you need a certain morality.