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Tell her being a sugar daddy makes you hard and ask her to start calling you papi or poppy

I had the same thing happen. I feel like there's a joke I'm missing. Who is Tyen?

If you don't know sam, that's kinda his thing. He likes to rape little girls.

khane reminds me of a girl I knew in High School. One day the teacher told us that someone dies in a car wreck every X seconds (can't remember the figure, but I think it was around 30). She cocks her head like a dog trying to figure out who farted, then her hand shoots up and asks if there's...

That's why you should use trackballs.

Sounds like you'll be able to fuck the redhead once you're done with the korean unless shit gets ugly. I'd keep talking to her now and then, just nothing serious.

Damn, that was all in viva los muertos. I barely remember that episode. I guess I need to watch it again.

So venturestein was the reanimated corpse of 24? Didn't catch onto that till the very end, and then I found myself trying to remember WTF 24 looked / sounded like. If that's the case, where the hell did that skull come from that 21 was carrying around? And when did venture create the monster...

Wait, where is the jailbait thread?

They can always turn the power back off long enough to stop the nukes, then turn it back on. I know there'd be tons of other issues to go along with that, such as then they'd splode and blow up somewhere else. But the writers have shown distaste for thinking things through up to this point. I...

Lotta cops own their own cars too. They can get a letter from their chief and buy a police package direct from a dealer for a decent price. Then they take and deck them out with lights and decals and such so they can use them to work extra jobs. I think some of you would be surprised how many...

It's already been said in this thread, but my vote is for richard ayodele as the next doctor.

I thought he looked like romney too. And did we ever see a picture of 0 in that bunker? Maybe they're saying if 0 hadn't been elected, this is what would have happened. Anyway, did the nanobots create free bullets too? Cause they never seemed to reload or run out in the last few episodes.

Damn, I thought this was the last season. hope they replace chevy with that guy who played him in the abedtv episode (and who's name I can't remember)

Might as well call it the thread Hoss never reads. Why the fuck are you whiney assed faggots complaining about the thread? if big girls aint your thing, skip it. I for one am glad the chubby chasers leave the PGT alone.

Had a buddy who used to fuck a squirter. He said that she thought it was piss and was a little embarassed, but he'd had the faucet go off while he was going down, and the verified it's not piss. As for me, I used to fuck a girl who told me she was a squirter. I never saw any squirting, but...

1 poop 5 min each? WTF. I take longer than 5 min even if it's a false alarm.

I Love when they add speed humps to busy streets that go through neighborhoods. I like to creep over them as slowly as I can and honk the horn the entire time. You know, just to let them know that their speed hump is making them safer. Because if there's one in a neighborhood, particularly a...

Don't lash out at me because you don't know what a test is, dipshit. I appreciate the stores (or cashiers) who use their own card when I tell them I don't have or want one of theirs. I don't follow. First off, it's a trike, so there's a good chance the dude has bad enough problems that he can't...

Lithose, you have put more thought into how it works than anyone actually associated with the show. Little bit of a spoiler, but you'll find out for sure in an episode or 2 that engines still need gas to run even with the lockets. That was very disappointing to me. Don't forget the first...

I think I'm on episode 3. I love the white momma. Can't figure out where I've seen her before. i laughed when the mob boss was going off on how the human girl was disgusting because she insisted on bathing alone, and how his son had better bring her into line.

I used to work in a convenience store. We only had one cashier who ever tried to hard sell the donation box (and the give a penny take a penny box before that). He was pocketing the money from them. He was also pocketing the money from concession sales. So keep an eye on that chick, she's...

I'm gunna go with fuck you on this one. America is too classy to start handing out the monopoly money third world countries use. I do see your point, and I've even fucked up before by giving a stripper a 100 when I thought it was a 20. But still, it's not worth it. Gotta keep the money the...

speaking of that one, cashiers who hand me my paper change and then try to drop the coins on top of it. Fuck you. Especially in the fucking drive in, where my hand is at an odd angle anyway, and if it drops, I have to embark on an expedition to find it. I always withdraw my hand after I get...

Wombat, no one seems to be addressing your question. Where are you meeting these girls? How old are you and how old are they? PS I always wanna fuck after a good fight.

don't know what exactly he said, but I thought clara read the Dr's name in that book when she was running from the burned zombie. It wasn't revealed to us, but it was to clara.

Yeah, when he mentioned his 3 affairs, I was thinking i only remembered 2. But maybe my count is off because didn't he have 2 of them going at once?

Rachel is so fucking awesome. Early in the series, I figured she must have just turned into a momma bear because of the circumstances. But now I'm thinking it just comes too easy and she must have always been like that. I bet she made Ben wet his pants on a regular basis before the blackout.

He's supposed to be an alcoholic? Holy shit, not sure if bad acting or bad writing. Just because a guy spent some time drunk running away from memories doesn't make him an alchy.

the biggest problem with that scenario is, no matter how many times they say it, I just don't buy miles as a rambo billy bad ass type. Don't know what it is about him, but I don't buy it. If they had someone like van dam, segal, chuck norris, or jackie chan playing the role, I think it...

This show is great. It's caused me to alter some of my prepping plans.

I'm only like 3 episodes into the season, but I finally, for the first time ever saw a fucking pineapple.

I dont' remember what our mandatory art class was called, but we had to attend artsy shit too and write about it. For the dance one, I attended a karate tournament, and the instructor took it. I never was sure if they actually read those things.

People who say not to cry over spilled milk. I spilled my milk last night and it cost me pussy cause my wife and I both got all pissy that we had to clean the shit up. If that aint worth crying over, then nothing is.

This is where you messed up. Upon seeing that, you should have had sex with her and shoved your dick in her ass. When she started to complain .. THATS the time to bring up the texts. Then try to hold on till you but. It's a combination rodeo/dolphin maneuver. This. Don't be a pussy...

Only seen the pilot so far. They had me hooked when they opened up with some johnny cash karaoke.

No, bitches are the ones who won't go out with me. As for advice ashin, how old did you say yall are? Probably the best bet is to find her sometime when you're not making time with another chick. Tell her she's confusing you and you're only foolin around with other girls because she blew...

I barely remember most of X files, but I thought he was called the marlboro man. Maybe that's just what my family called him. What does CSM mean? Looks kinda like CSR, but something tells me Crack Smoking Retard is not what you were going for.

Maybe a stupid question, but is there only one kind of mind altering mushroom? Clearly Azeth has tried some and thinks he's an expert.

If you're going to skip to season 3, I strongly suggest finding a montage of everything with Ron Swnason in the first 2 seasons. I don't remember anything in particular he did, but he's been awesome from the get go.