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What is a boner bar? Is it a bar I can rest my boner on or is it a bar that serves boners?

I mean come on... it's completely valid, tempered criticism. You've been on this board long enough to have seen some epic outbursts. This is not that.

Well we certainly have all experienced launch day issues many times over the years. But plenty of games launch with much less severe or even no issues. And just because you expect it based on past experiences doesn't mean the criticism isn't fair or warranted. They didn't even have a...

The game has been sold and open to players for years. These early access games are beta in name only. The people trying to log in paid for the game. It's nonsense to give this developer a free pass on not even being able to handle such a small launch surge

I'm not sure why people accept this as easily as they do, especially when the numbers that caused it are quite low and, as mentioned, Cloud hosting solves the scaling issue. It should be less excusable these days with the amount of past debacles to reference and the solutions to the problem that...

We are saying the same thing. Not looking good for Last Epoch

Cloud services and servers are supposed to solve exactly and specifically this kind of problem, and like you're saying 40k is a very small number. Asmon gets 3x that number of viewers on any new release he's playing.

Kind of a bad omen that 40k players destroyed their login servers

I think it's pretty well done. Most shows go the "boy scout" route. This feels way more sincere and realistic

If we want to talk about overworking employees as a cause for dangerous / disastrous conditions in favor of revenue just talk about any industry that deals with high amounts of human interaction. Like healthcare. Every business is trying to maximize profits. Small companies do it through...

Pffft, not even half of Microsofts revenue per employee EDIT: And lol at Apple's

Guy on internet calls internet based tech company bullshit. Then takes a nap.

How is Roku a "bullshit tech company"?

Eh? I've been offered jobs to start the next day more often than not. "When can you start" is a real question for talent. They are offering that package to try and coerce that talent to stay

45 days at 1.5x is nothing. That's 3 bi weekly paychecks Stay on please instead of finding a new job even though you're not gonna be employed past 45 days anyway

I'll leave this here because there isn't a "Rate TV shows you've recently TRIED to watch" thread. For some reason Prime is pushing this "Daisy Jones and the six" show they have out. Probably more prominently then I've ever seen them try to push a show. And it's hysterically bad. It's so bad...

I bet you I could throw a football over them there mountains

My money is already buried in various undisclosed locations along the Eastern Seaboard. You lambs deserve to be led to the slaughter trusting capitalism with your capital.

It's far more believable to think someone with no experience had a lucky trade or two that set them up than to believe some novice has had steady success creating win after win over an extended period of time trading derivatives

Amazing. Going from not being smart or capable enough to find himself a real career to turning his broke bank account into retirement status trading derivatives in three years. Surely he isn't just copy pasta wall street bets memoirs.

Greed, hubris... over leveraging. A house of cards that isn't quite a ponzi scheme but ends up looking a whole lot like a ponzi scheme when depositors come knocking at the door demanding withdrawals of their money.

Golf is back for 2023. Players Championship this week and Tiger Woods is being sued for tricking his ex gf so he could break up with her. LIV tour still a joke.

This is the first season I've ever bothered pushing past the season journey and like 1100 paragon or so. Everything is just better and less annoying with the altar. Augmenting a full set shouldn't really take any real "extra" effort at all. Maybe 30 minutes to run a few puzzle rings with crown...

Which, by the way, I didn't even drop the double primal to finally upgrade something. I got my one and only double proc since unlocking at ~1300 paragon from Kadala

Of course I did... I specifically talked about unlocking the altar You have insane luck

That's really fucking lucky my man. I'm at 1700 paragon and just finally got enough to upgrade my one and only item Aaaaaand to reiterate...you guys do know you can convert gems right? All my items are augmented with plenty of gems to spare without ever needing to primal a puzzle ring... normal...

Again how many primals are you finding to unlock your altar and craft a good version of your weapon BEFORE you get enough gems to not give a shit about augments?

How many primals are you finding that you can just turn puzzle rings into primal lol?

You're way better off just reforging puzzle rings to ancient since primal does nothing to the drops over ancient. Please don't waste primal reforges on puzzle rings lol. Don't forget you can reforge gems too

Unfortunately most gaming studios don't understand that the carrot needs to feel attainable for the majority of players to give a shit about chasing it. Instead they opt for making it close to impossible if you don't play full time thinking that drives people to log in more, when all it does is...

This season eliminates most of the tedium of the game which makes it far more playable. When you have such stale itemization and boring gameplay loops being overpowered is necessary to make the game feel good to play. Which is what the altar does.

The art of wenching!

Thats a good cast.

Bill Hader is a shockingly good actor.

The Tal Rasha Wizard this season is pretty fun. Pushing high GRs doesnt require farming thousands of paragon or testing your patience fishing for good GRs. Just go through the GR and kill shit. I can do 135s in about 5 minutes just playing normally. Obviously the altar helps but I don't think...

Why are you repeating what I said except louder?

Its a From Software game. You need a guide just to figure out how to get out of the starting area half the time

I think you missed the "open beta" bit. Games have given pre-purchases access to closed betas for years, this is a bold new strategy that gives players access to a limited time open beta event, and thats it.

How robust is the "support skill" system in this game? Cuz it seems like partying is going to be way faster/better with very little downside, which is kinda nice.