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Yeah, this man speaks the truth. With women like that who are damaged goods, there"s no positive outcome to any of that. They"re not going to change. If they"re obsessed over it, they"re not going to give it up, and they"ll view every nice guy they meet the same way. Unfortunately, they won"t...

And yet this entire thread is mostly about some "method" to making women want you. That"s not how it works man. No relationship worth having is based upon bullshit lies and games like "Oh, I can"t call her until 830 tomorrow or she"ll feel I"m desperate." If you guys can"t get together and be...

She"s a fuck buddy man. Might be the best one you"ve ever had. Don"t take her home to mom. That"s not her role. Detach your feelings from your dick and have the time of your life. Don"t forget to write us a shitload of penthouse forum letters. She"ll get bored with you soon enough. Ride...

You"re always gonna have fights. Anyone who tells you their relationship is 100% solid and they never fight is full of shit. I"ve also never claimed as much. You have 2 different people with 2 different viewpoints on shit and you"re gonna have disagreements about how shit should be handled...

It"s not so much fail as it is the way things are nowadays. Because women feel equal, they want us to do half of their chores too, but we should still keep doing the ones we do. Like, here, I do all the outside chores, lawn mowing, snowblowing, taking care of the pool, raking the leaves, etc...

Yeah, and when you ignore the day and don"t get her anything, she"ll ask you why you don"t love her. That"s how they fucking work man, all of them. Like I always say my wife is different about shit, but we agreed this year to not exchange gifts for christmas. Hey, 25th rolls around and I"ve...

That"s not trivial bullshit at all. You have no verifiable income, because your old man is your employment contact. You can"t say that if you were in his shoes you wouldn"t deny the loan too. That looks like exactly the same shady shit that was being pulled to cause this crisis. All you need...

Pff, that"s the only way to cheat, honestly. Less chance of them outing the relationship and ruining your life too. I should add that this only applies if you"re married. If you"re single, well, who really gives a shit? Unless the guy"s bigger than you, no sweat.

Or possibly "Girls Who Broke Your Heart....next on Jerry Springer."

And if she finds out? Same result. Hey honey, I decided to go see if you"re a fucking whore. Turns out you"re not. I love you babe. Really, you guys are fucking weak as hell.

What happens if you call the mother of your child a whore with no evidence to support your statement? Because that"s what you"re fucking doing. You just pissed away a chance a relationship. Grats on making $400 a week take home for the next 18 years. You wanna ask for a paternity test? Do it...

What the fuck? What the hell happened here? You guys all bagged this dude down into thinking that he needs a motherfucking paternity test? Fucking really? First of all, he tells the bitch he wants a paternity tests, and she"s fucking gone, I guarantee it. If not immediately, it"ll fuck the...

You are aware that the withdrawal method ranks right up there on one of the least effective forms of birth control, right? If the condom breaks and you don"t notice it, pulling out ain"t a lifesaving maneuver. And honestly man, if you think the only thing you"re fucking up on is being...

Whoa whoa whoa, lets talk about it now, man. You"re gonna have to deal with this broad for the next 19 years and she ain"t into that? You need to rethink some situations here man! This is important shit!

Yeah, they never get over that shit either. You can pretty much beat them to death and they"ll never come up with a reason why they do shit they do. They"re just dumbfucks like that.

I"m not being an idiot, I"m being a realist. But whatever, I won"t be eating on that table.

Oh, you only have sex in the bedroom? Sorry to break it to you, that"s like the first thing you do when you get a new house. I guarantee that"s some well worn furniture.

/nod Best of luck to ya man, no matter what goes down.

Aww man. You know there was somefilthysex on that stuff

Well, I think mostly you just need to know how you can deal with the other person thru shitty times, and let me tell ya, shitty times still come around after you"ve been together for over a decade too. By shitty times I mean you"re both outta real work, one of you is throwing boxes for UPS...

You know who you"re talking to, right?

Well, that is the trick.

Wilma Flintstone? Peggy Bundy? You certainly did not watch the same TV I did growing up.

I wonder how many people have a stigma towards their own name? I fucking hate mine, with a passion. Have since about first grade. Doesn"t help that I"ve met about 2 people in my life with it, doesn"t help that I only know of less than a handful, and doesn"t help that it sounds/rhymes with other...

I"m pretty sure he"s not looking at this as relationship material, more as a "Hey, if she is giving it out, I might as well get in line"

There"s a narrow line to walk, Brad. It"s okay to hate your dad(s), to be resentful for the shit they pulled, and to hold grudges as long as it"s necessary for you to come to grips with the reality of the situation. However, you"ve got a boy now. You need to ask yourself if you want your...

You work at a gay massage parlor? Aside from that, a job isn"t really "day to day" activities. It can be, but they mean like grocery shopping, getting your hair cut, etc. You don"t wanna date chicks you work with anyway, bad times there.

It"s a bad idea. Stay away from it. With the way the market is right now, you can get something decent for a reasonable price. Why throw several (hundred) thousand dollars into something that youmighteventually get back when you can buy something that will definitely accrue in value? Really...

Roof will eat a solid chunk of that. At least half, depending on how many mexicans you need to do it.

Well, now we"ve got your once last year, and we got my 6 times, we should be good to go on the accurate statistical sample, now, shouldn"t we puddin pop?

Wow, decent chunk of uninformed anal hate in this thread since I"ve been away. Wife and I have done it maybe a half dozen times in the last year and a half or so...never once had any kind of shit smells/residue/issues on my dick. Do I shower afterwards? Sure, why the fuck wouldn"t you? But to...

You fucked her friend, didn"t you?

How did you forget that part?

Nope, ditched that one. Wasn"t feeling it.

Truths. I had a few month tryst with a pastor"s daughter. It rolled out just about the same way. It"s even better when they bust out the "I"ve never moved this fast with anyone before" line on ya. Really makes you feel special

Not as annoying as your pants. Zing!

Yeah, there"s either that, or buying em. They got a full size bigger with the first kid, right now we"re debating which method is cheaper

Hey, that"s low. I"m not even dogpiling you here. I"m usually on your side, but I seem to get ignored, so I stopped patting you on the back for shit. And I"ll have you know that my wife is way outta my league. She"ll be making 6 figures by the time she"s 40, and I won"t have to work my...

I told ya it"d go off without a hitch, more or less. I swear they say that shit just to make you sweat and fucking worry about it like it"s the most important thing to ever happen in the history of humanity, when in reality, hundreds of people with much worse financial situations than you get a...

The pill is still more effective than condoms though, last I checked. The only difference is that you have no control over one of them.