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have you tried blowing on it?

What the fuck? You already posted this and the celebrations were ramping up. I'm not sure we can do it again.

In my defense, I did say mods.

It's not working. Mods can do it but they have to follow the law. Citizens are allowed to run around capping as many motherfuckers that we have bullets for.

Sheeeit I been trolling those waters since I was 16. I was always a little scared of meeting kids but I never shied away from single moms. Proven performers as far as I'm concerned. Only reason I was worried about the kids was because I was afraid of getting one with a bad attitude who decided...

That's why I said most. Xeq is the only one still here. At least it would be a step away from always going to political posters. This time he at least gets an asterisk.

I was going to vote tomorrow but now I'm afraid folder will read that last post and use his massive wealth to ban me from here instead of the more logical choice of luringdick. @Caepan because teeks didnt come close. If he follows in the footsteps of most previous asshats and asshats off into...

If the threadban item was working I was planning to threadban him anyway.

Motherfucker is this why you lost? Because you didnt count all the votes for luringdirk? I thought those vote counts seemed suspicious.

Missed the end of the game because I'm in a shithole country. They cut away for there regularly scheduled televized yoga class. Luckily there were pretty girls and it really turns me on when I don't know what a bitch is saying.

COWBOYS NATION CHECKING IN Superbowl bound baby AND a top 10 draft pick, that's what we're going for this year. Or does the superbowl winner always automatically get the last pick no matter the record? I forget.

plenty of time for folger to vote again.

I'd like to see her play a damsel in distress. It would have to be a comedy and there'd be one scene when no one is watching that she punches a bad guy and launches him into orbit. I too would pay $1000 for a chance to wrestle with her. Do you think she'd agree?

That's fine but we really need nudes to put this to rest.

Goddammit foldger this isn't a facebook giveaway where you can enter every day.

And if you don't like the taste of bananas you can take them as a suppository. All the nutrients none ofthe calories.

You been waiting 4 years to use that haven't you? Well enjoy it your window of opportunity will be short.

If this was a swing state (which it is) and you were a democratic election official (which you are) then you'd count mikerb's post as votes for scream and teaks*. Since those are the only 2 of the 4 he voted for that was clearly his intent. and 10 votes for biden

Screamfeeder vs. @Caepan - Fuck that guy. He probably needs psychological help and not an asshat avatar, but this is all we have to offer. Also, I don't like the avatar and want it changed. @Vanessa vs. teekey - Fuck that guy. He probably needs psychological help and not an asshat avatar...

Yeah I skipped all the SW cartoons at first because I can't stand that style of animation. But I got used to it. After watching rebels, the clone wars style didn't seem as bad. Rebels animation was peak shittiness. They dialed it back for resistance to something more tolerable. Resistance...

My dad had a recipe for carp. He didn't particularly like carp but this was pretty much as good as it could get. You don't have the scale it or anything. Just cut 2 slits down either side of it's back to make pockets. Then find some cow manure and roll it into balls. Yes this is real, I...

Screamfeeder vs. Caepan Vanessa vs. teekey

Not entirely true. Maybe the part about this ep causing the blowup only appeared now, but we definately talked about him bitching out before any episodes dropped and talked about it being because of having to wear the helmet. But thanks for the rundown.

Can someone type out the jist of this rumor for those of us who aren't going to watch? Please. I feel like a 'please' should be in there somewhere but I don't know where. So now it's in there twice.

I need to figure out how to watch it.

I do. I get so fucking annoyed at having to check voicemail. Even with spammers if I don't feel like fucking with them I answer and hang up so they can't leave voicemail. That's the reason I won't sign up for the spam blocking service on my phone because it sends potential spam straight to...

Plot twist. Thats actually a former altar boy of his.

If you are willing to look hard enough you will always find things to be offended over. That's why they say someone has taken offense instead of saying they were given offense. You make the decision to take the offense.

No probably not. 3 other people who's name I can't remember will most likely get 1 month bans and another one will get a 2 month. Or is it 2 people with a 1 month and 1 with a 3 month? Something like that. At any rate the point is foldgerbro is probably going to win that one.

YOU GOT THE RONA! Quarantine to self for 10 days and try not to think about how quarantine literally means 40 days.

He was in the crossover, so he should be connected. I figured for sure he'd be a bigger part of next year's. Does it feel at all like a blacksploitation film of the 70's? Because I love those but I didn't see any way they'd do that in current year.

Xeq must have once acted up during phazel's time of the month and yeekey hasn't done that yet.

Is black lightning worth watching? I skipped it because I'd never heard of the character.

And titties. Don't forget tig ole bitties. I always thought a story with a completely alien species being the hero would be interesting. I don't think we have what it takes to make that story though.

First off Fuck you Asshat you can't tell me what I'm fucking voting on! And B: Hasn't it been more than a year since he's been muzzled? He was threadbanned before the bully pol pit happened, and that was in July. Thirdly, even if we say he was in politics up until july, it's still only half...

Screamfeeder vs @lurkingdirk - For inducing a seizure with the graphics in the first post. And also because scream being barred from politics has almost completely eliminated his asshattery. I think some of you are voting on how he acted in the past. Lendarios vs. @Caepan - For colossal...

In HS I did a typing test on the computer and scored north of 100 by just banging away on random keys and taking the penalties for the errors. In real life, I believe my typing speed was like 25 WPM. Haven't done one since. I think my mom was close to 200 IIRC. I saw her typing on electic...

I think the people on alderaan had a higher average life span. Until they all suddenly didn't that is. I've thought about this too. I like to pretend that there's a whole other galaxy of conflict within that galaxy and they just don't cross paths because their evolution made them so...

I think I type faster than I actually do. I have to be sure to proof read my shit because I'm always leaving out whole ass words. My best guess is that my mind THINKS I'm typing faster and just skips words to keep up with my train of thought. Come to think of it, I'm not 100% sure this is a...

Because I'm not a faggot. There's only bros and hoes.