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  1. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Actually Guarm is a better indicator because you can't bearcat on that fight: Protection Warrior Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Protection Paladin Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Guardian Druid Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat...
  2. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Protection Warrior Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Protection Paladin Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Blood DK Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Brewmaster Mythic Ursoc (lol): Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for...
  3. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It's very stressful trying to pull that kind of dps while tanking because it requires shifting between bear and cat to also keep up rake and rip. It can only be done on fights that have tank swapping as a result and if I fuck up I'm dead. If I wasn't bearcatting I'd probably be closer to 250k dps.
  4. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    My legs demand the luffa's. I'm only missing the Fire thrash relic but I really don't wanna run HoV. I've skipped it every week. I did 310k DPS on Ursoc last night.
  5. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Welcome to the club!
  6. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No need to justify yourself to me man. Live your life.
  7. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You miss her already huh?
  8. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Why? Not enough room on the "being a cunt" bus for 2?
  9. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You're not too bright my man. But keep up the good work. Those boots gonna catapult you from 23% to 98% for sure. The list of people who do way more dps than you on that fight is huge. Because you're bad.
  10. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Here's a list of the best parses for Heroic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Lots of people have the boots. Lots don't and still beat you by over 100k dps. Some are even lower item level than you. I really do hope you get them.
  11. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I was just commenting on saying it doesn't feel like a job while simultaneously complaining because some people don't treat it likea job
  12. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    No dude you're a grey parser because 100% of everyone who parses better than you in your ilvl bracket has those boots. You're right.
  13. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So kinda like a job. Where you have to log in at certain times and stay on and perform to a certain level and get tasked to do different things by your boss.
  14. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    No you're right dude. You'd be world #1 if you had those boots man, it's all that's holding you back. Good luck on those boots.
  15. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I don't disagree. The right legendaries can make a big difference. Not 150k big though man. That would be a 50% dps increase for you. They are good. They aren't THAT good.
  16. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    300k on every fight huh? Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft
  17. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yea dog, that legendary is 150k dps. Def.
  18. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Jagged Claws - Spells - WowDB
  19. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    There's a few: Life: Maw of Souls Cenarius Blood: Nightbane DHT (I think) Fire: ToV Stupid World Boss Calamir Coggleston in Kara
  20. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Everyone knows gear makes a difference. You just think the reason you're a grey/green parser is solely because of legendaries.
  21. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Says mythic doesn't feel like a job. Rants about mythic feeling like a job.
  22. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I need those Luffa wrappings so I can start pulling 300k single target consistently.
  23. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yes, I don't play at all on the weekends. I essentially get paid to play WoW all day.
  24. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The large, sweeping majority of the FoH guild has people who play the game for different reasons than I do. Our goals don't mesh. I'm pretty happy with the new guild, bunch of people who play the game the way I do. I just got my 34th Artifact trait last night
  25. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    New guild wants me to main Balance and be Guardian for 3 tank fights so I've been trying to gear up for Balance. I've never played the spec before because I never really liked the playstyle but figured I'd give it a shot. With my current gear I can do about 350k in burst phases and do about...
  26. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Chump status confirmed.
  27. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    CoS 12 with no buffs. Fuck that. Gonna need all your dps doing 450k sustained to kill that bastard with no buffs on tyrannical... that's not an easy task. Did get an EoA 13 this week though. Lookin forward to mah chest tomorrow.
  28. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Where/How?
  29. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You can buy order hall resources and send them to alts?
  30. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like you're the one who's being "handled" here.
  31. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Men don't typically friend zone a woman because men typically don't care to be "just friends" with women. It's more likely he's just a chump.
  32. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Carry groups aren't going away. It's still much better since M11 is only 870 and is way harder than doing a carry group for 2-3 chests. Carry groups are also great for AP farming because they are quick (M2-6 carries) People who are capable will probably do one M12 a week for the cache and...
  33. Khane

    Sort of my whine-blog..

    Man I wish I could convince the women I date to go to their own bed. I need to sprawl. Also, we already have a thread for this.
  34. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sue me! The short hair increases their sexiness quotient though.
  35. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Last week I ran Court of Stars normal mythic on Friday. Like 4 hours later I got a WQ to go into Court of Stars. Proof that Blizzard is fucking with me!
  36. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If we're being honest I kinda dig short hair. A woman that is still sexy with short hair is a woman worth a man's time. It's almost as if they are handicapping themselves on purpose and still winning. Kinda like wearing cement shoes but still being able to dunk. It just makes it more impressive.
  37. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't mind short hair as long as she's into anal.
  38. Khane

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I think the Blizzard devs did this to fuck with people. This happens to me every week. Complete a normal mythic... get a quest for that mythic.
  39. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seems like grounds for divorce to me
  40. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How long is her hair? Is it too short to pull when hitting it from the back?