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Actually Guarm is a better indicator because you can't bearcat on that fight: Protection Warrior Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Protection Paladin Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Guardian Druid Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat...

Protection Warrior Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Protection Paladin Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Blood DK Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Brewmaster Mythic Ursoc (lol): Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for...

It's very stressful trying to pull that kind of dps while tanking because it requires shifting between bear and cat to also keep up rake and rip. It can only be done on fights that have tank swapping as a result and if I fuck up I'm dead. If I wasn't bearcatting I'd probably be closer to 250k dps.

My legs demand the luffa's. I'm only missing the Fire thrash relic but I really don't wanna run HoV. I've skipped it every week. I did 310k DPS on Ursoc last night.

Welcome to the club!

No need to justify yourself to me man. Live your life.

You miss her already huh?

Why? Not enough room on the "being a cunt" bus for 2?

You're not too bright my man. But keep up the good work. Those boots gonna catapult you from 23% to 98% for sure. The list of people who do way more dps than you on that fight is huge. Because you're bad.

Here's a list of the best parses for Heroic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Lots of people have the boots. Lots don't and still beat you by over 100k dps. Some are even lower item level than you. I really do hope you get them.

I was just commenting on saying it doesn't feel like a job while simultaneously complaining because some people don't treat it likea job

No dude you're a grey parser because 100% of everyone who parses better than you in your ilvl bracket has those boots. You're right.

So kinda like a job. Where you have to log in at certain times and stay on and perform to a certain level and get tasked to do different things by your boss.

No you're right dude. You'd be world #1 if you had those boots man, it's all that's holding you back. Good luck on those boots.

I don't disagree. The right legendaries can make a big difference. Not 150k big though man. That would be a 50% dps increase for you. They are good. They aren't THAT good.

300k on every fight huh? Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft

Yea dog, that legendary is 150k dps. Def.

Jagged Claws - Spells - WowDB

There's a few: Life: Maw of Souls Cenarius Blood: Nightbane DHT (I think) Fire: ToV Stupid World Boss Calamir Coggleston in Kara

Everyone knows gear makes a difference. You just think the reason you're a grey/green parser is solely because of legendaries.

Says mythic doesn't feel like a job. Rants about mythic feeling like a job.

I need those Luffa wrappings so I can start pulling 300k single target consistently.

Yes, I don't play at all on the weekends. I essentially get paid to play WoW all day.

The large, sweeping majority of the FoH guild has people who play the game for different reasons than I do. Our goals don't mesh. I'm pretty happy with the new guild, bunch of people who play the game the way I do. I just got my 34th Artifact trait last night

New guild wants me to main Balance and be Guardian for 3 tank fights so I've been trying to gear up for Balance. I've never played the spec before because I never really liked the playstyle but figured I'd give it a shot. With my current gear I can do about 350k in burst phases and do about...

Chump status confirmed.

CoS 12 with no buffs. Fuck that. Gonna need all your dps doing 450k sustained to kill that bastard with no buffs on tyrannical... that's not an easy task. Did get an EoA 13 this week though. Lookin forward to mah chest tomorrow.

Where/How?

You can buy order hall resources and send them to alts?

Sounds like you're the one who's being "handled" here.

Men don't typically friend zone a woman because men typically don't care to be "just friends" with women. It's more likely he's just a chump.

Carry groups aren't going away. It's still much better since M11 is only 870 and is way harder than doing a carry group for 2-3 chests. Carry groups are also great for AP farming because they are quick (M2-6 carries) People who are capable will probably do one M12 a week for the cache and...

Man I wish I could convince the women I date to go to their own bed. I need to sprawl. Also, we already have a thread for this.

Sue me! The short hair increases their sexiness quotient though.

Last week I ran Court of Stars normal mythic on Friday. Like 4 hours later I got a WQ to go into Court of Stars. Proof that Blizzard is fucking with me!

If we're being honest I kinda dig short hair. A woman that is still sexy with short hair is a woman worth a man's time. It's almost as if they are handicapping themselves on purpose and still winning. Kinda like wearing cement shoes but still being able to dunk. It just makes it more impressive.

I don't mind short hair as long as she's into anal.

I think the Blizzard devs did this to fuck with people. This happens to me every week. Complete a normal mythic... get a quest for that mythic.

Seems like grounds for divorce to me

How long is her hair? Is it too short to pull when hitting it from the back?