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Speaking of openness, why haven't you changed your avatar picture to a starchy sphincter?

Just fucking go live already! I want to play for another couple weeks and be bored again.

Might as well put some olives or tuna in there.

That's the half-aborted abomination of stew and chili. Get that shit out of here. Oh, did you mean as additions? I can read. Still, please don't put corn, mushrooms, or celery in your chili.

Obviously too late of an addition, but what's your thought on adding beer to chili? I'm not really sure it adds anything compared to the typically strong mix of spices.

I think I dun got trolled. Some asshole left glazed chocolate-looking donuts in the work breakroom. I cut into it to take a portion just to mess with a coworker and the knife just isn't going through. It's really springy and resilient. I cut it eventually and bite into it. This isn't...

Do you know what a duvet is?

So...don't have 5 kids?

I thought you were ready to accept punishment. I wasn't referring to you anyway.

Not only estalking, bad at it too.

My wife works at a daycare, same one my son attends, so I get to hear the same rant. I understand why it's annoying, but at the same time, the parents only have so much sick/vacation time.

Old as shit and reversed at that.

Make sure when you quit, you send a notarized letter or some shit. Who was the stupid fuck back on FoH that was going to close his bank account because he couldn't read the fine print on the gym contract?

I kinda feel like the brine from jalapenos would make an awesome bbq sauce, but I can't figure out if the salt content would ruin the result. I'm honestly just trying to come up with ways to use the brine, feels like such a waste tossing that after eating the jalapenos(straight from the jar).

Shortest internet argument ever! Let me be more direct: it what manner do you think they are ludicrous?

I follow MFP's recommendation for calories and I haven't gained any weight.

You're getting closer to your goal, maybe ease up on your deficit? Or go to the gym on the weekends.

How are you not dead? Or at the very least, morbidly obese?

So, this redpill bullshit basically boils down to: be the guy you think your wife is going to want you to be? Sounds like a waste of time to me.

No, that's just you.

What do you mean by "loosely packed" and how does grinding your own meat affect that?

Yeah, I get that, but I think it's tough to fake. And it's not virgin(s) levels of awkward sex, but you can tell when things are off even a little bit. Your wife can't go buy shoes without you? You've never had the situation where she wants to fuck and you don't feel like it? As I said, if...

I'll admit, I'm not following you. Your examples are things that would get done regardless of your enjoyment level. She'd still get her shoes, but it would cause some friction between you if you did it the petulant way. Have you tried faking sex? I can't do it. Props to you if you have...

I might have been taking "man" and generalizing it to "men", I've done it before and I'm sure Cad is rolling his eyes reading this. This specific guy wanting sex more is the source, yes, that's obvious. But I don't feel it bears importance to the discussion of how to solve that.

JTheRuler: Those are fine suppositions to make. We could throw tons and tons of them at this story because it's extremely lacking in detail. I guess I'm just wary of combining any assumptions with any form of "men need sex more" because that's a dangerous and equally pointless avenue to...

He's not sitting on anything, besides the obvious.

Greater sex drive != need. Looks like guys want sex more, but that's a very different word. I'll admit I probably took beagle too literally, I have that problem. But I'll still maintain my overall point. Regardless that meant need, want, important, whatever, it has no bearing on the...

Thanks, looks like I was wrong about that. I guess I'm lucky that I've only met women that were just as horny as me(or more).

Stupidity and lack of self control?

Yeah, I wouldn't want your sweat salts rubbing into the bed sheets either. Seriously, though, does your wife do this? Why would you put up with this? Also, careful, the money comment is a dangerous one.

Only if you provide responses that demonstrate that. I do believe that. Why should I not? The point of the second answer is that my first answer, my opinion, doesn't matter to the discussion. If how much one person wants sex is disproportionate to the other person, it does not matter...

There's two ways for me to answer this: Yes, I believe women are just as horny and perverted and deviant as men. Our society does a really good job at making them feel bad about that, so it isn't expressed as freely. Now, technically, that's opinion and someone can dismantle that with...

All possible! But, let's not try to bias the conversation prematurely, though, by saying sex is somehow more important to men, or even more ludicrously, a need. It makes it hard to have a rational conversation about spreadsheets. Not you specifically, Soy.

JTheRule: And maybe she really hates it when he tries to fuck her in the middle of a show/movie or when she comes home from the gym. Maybe she has a body odor phobia that's just as important to her as her husband's sex drive is to himself. Maybe he's a clueless moron when it comes to...

So, she got arrested, skipped out on a court date with subsequent warrant, got at least involved and likely addicted to drugs, and posted nudes just to troll us? I do agree with Phoenix, shaw this shit. Troll job or not, Duppin/a_skeleton_03/Tarrant killed it pages ago.

And the public arrest record and the county court record?

That picture is fucking creepy.

I'm assuming in this silly hypothetical, the wife is telling the husband he's being ridiculous. Keep in mind that I'm leaning toward the wife in this specific discussion because Beagle led off with "their husbands need sex on the reg". You're not going to have an open discussion if you start...

Where's the squishy shit on that diagram? That's what makes me avoid ribs. That, and I'm not a huge fan of finger food that can be eaten other ways.

You guys didn't assume that was Tarrant's sad attempt at being funny? I mean, I guess it could have been misdirection, so, success! Does Tuco even have a facebook account?