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  1. Deathwing

    Weight Loss Thread

    Was that before or after the 5 pound shit you took?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Is there some rule that says there must always be one ephebophile on a forum at all times?
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    Smartphones

    I can give reasons why I haven't adopted windows phone: -I'm already knee-deep in the Android ecosystem. I have gmail, google drive, google calendar, etc. I imagine those systems will not be as well supported on windows phone. -As far as I know, there isn't a relatively cheap flagship phone...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Great, you've grasped the obviousness of my examples. Now, apply it to your own.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    The thread. - Page 26 $16.8k
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    If you're not going to realize the effect a gender-specific organ can have in your comparison, why even ask the original question? Might as well compare eating ass to watching someone lance a boil. Because that's how I feel about someone chewing with their mouth open.
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    What game developers are auto purchase for you?

    Portal 2! No company is auto purchase for me anymore. If you had said day 0 purchases, you might have a few companies or types of games in which multiplayer is important. But in this day and age of countless internet reviewers, why buy a game before someone else has had a chance to give...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The simpler solution is to just add peeing to your list of fetishes. As for her, probably ignorance. A lot of people ill informed when it comes to bodily functions and sex. It could be urine. It could even feel like taking a piss to her. But the internet told her it was "squirt".
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    The underwear thread.

    That guy isn't wearing foot underwear either!
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Not a gay guy, but I'm going to guess that's a bad analogy because one of those things is (mostly)gender specific and the other isn't.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like there's a story behind this statement, please do share. There are many many sexual acts that objectively grosser than squirting.
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    Home Improvement

    I don't understand caring about what's growing in your lawn. If it's green and my mower can eat it, who cares? I'm still kinda annoyed that there isn't a product that will aggressively replace your grass with some kind of ivy that only grows a couple of inches and then stops. I know there are...
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    The underwear thread.

    So, no one sees the irony in the thread about spending extra money for crotch underwear, people cheap out on armpit underwear? Sure, my armpit doesn't need to be "comfortable", but I sure don't want it, its secretions, and my deodorant touching my nice shirts all day.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fetishes almost always fall into two (non exclusive) categories: feels good man psychologically perverse Trying to explain it beyond that is a bit futile because it's basically personal preference at that point.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are you sure? Remember what happened last time. Your tittie radar might be off.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You want "penile", unless you're actually punishing your dick.
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    Torrents

    You could also have them and not have the ability to use them too. I have 3 BTN invites and can't give any out due to my user class.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Yeah, been wanting a charo for a while. With an easy amount of CDR, you can have Ascendancy up all the time. Really wish they would fix the gambling tables. I thought they had restricted it so that you couldn't gamble class-specific items if you weren't that class, yet my barb can gamble just...
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    6 piece akkhan. There's a few choices with weapons and builds, but the set is required. You might want to look at my sig for a T3-T4 build that would work with your FoTF. I do T3 rifts in 6-7 minutes, is that about the time you get with shotgun? I found it way too wrath intensive to be...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    That kinda the point. And that one or more the parties enjoys it, too.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    No fat or connective tissue will defeat the purpose of crock pot meat. What do people usually do with leftover steak? I want to eat it as is because it's at the perfect doneness, but I don't want to eat it cold. Heating it up will ruin the doneness.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I incorrectly remembered some of the earlier posts, sorry. Nevermind.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    If you actually read the thread, you'd know I have problems with drop rates and going nights/weeks without meaningful drops. I just recently got my 3rd piece of Akkhan and my 4 overall class set drop after 12k elite kills on my crusader. There's definitely a problem with the game's loot...
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I think we're up to 7 people now that would rather be showered in bot loot instead of actually playing the fucking game?
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    Smartphones

    Pretty much the rest of the world uses GSM(as opposed to CDMA). But more specifically, you'll want to look up what GSM frequencies are available in the locales that you're traveling and if your phone has antennae for them. A sim card won't help you if your phone can't physically pick up the...
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    No, these guys wish Blizzard would so they could be some weird version of Robin Hood. Trading without cracking down on botting would be even stupider than reinstating the AH.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    Remember to put spacers in your earlobes and lower lip next.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So, now you're a liar.
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    What do you do?

    Just curious, when you mean "post a resume", you mean copy-paste as best you can into their janky history and experience page? Because I would love to directly post my clean and nicely formatted word/pdf resume directly to LinkedIn, but I can't find a way to do that.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    That reduces the risk, but does not eliminate it.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    I think that's what everyone assumed his true purpose was, even Onoes. He'll have to update his Jurassic Park truck to a Hunger Games chariot.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    Does the person have to be begging for cock, or does the asshole itself have to be begging for cock? You know, a smallish gape with strong flexes. I must know if I ever need to present myself to a gay man. Indecent proposal kind of stuff.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Dirty money, nor dirty items, are risk free. Both are traceable.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    If you would accept items from a botter, why not just bot yourself?
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    Do you want to fuck people that look similar to what you've made yourself look? Because that's likely the type of people that you'll attract attention. Case and point: Kuriin requested you bend over, thus hiding those hideous hair horns and piercings, before he'd consider fucking you.
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    Home buying thread

    The nuances of indirect property taxes paid at an apartment complex(the building itself is property value, right?) vs direct taxes at a home are probably too specific to say one is less than the other. Unless you have some numbers, that would be interesting to see. Can't you prune out the...
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    Home buying thread

    You think a renter isn't essentially paying the landlord's escrow? All those "but now you're paying for taxes!" are wrong because unless your landlord is an idiot, you pay for those as a renter too. There are exceptions, of course. Like back in 2008 and 2009, when the homeowning and renting...
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    How does that haircut and piercings make you a big nerd?
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    What do you do?

    Just make sure you come back in a few months and tell your boss that you're doing 1+ jobs, give me a raise.
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    Smartphones

    Was expecting that when they turned off the XMPP connections to gvoice. Now I just need a way to spoof my ATT GoPhone number so when I dial out on it, it looks like my gvoice number instead.