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She's not going to like what she might find in apples.

Seems like it would be annoying to sit that close to the grill.

Whimsyshire wasn't ever really relevant. It used to be a farm spot where people would cheese the portal entrance or clouds used to drop shit. Now, if you want a horadric hamburger or spectral sword, that's about the only reason to farm whimsy.

You can't just depant her wherever to get your fill?

Not putting a razor near my genitals. I'll buzz my hair down with a pair of old clippers, but even that is problematic on those wrinklier parts.

I'd do that if not for the stories of chemical burns and irritation. As for the bar of soap, I'm insulted you don't think I do that anyway as part of my daily cleansing Cleanliness is only part of it, most people don't like tonguing a bed of hair.

I get the ass eating, I like doing it to my wife but I'll never ask her to do the same to me for hair reasons. But, I don't see how jizz adds to the experience for the one being eaten. Aside from a psychological standpoint.

He downloaded ~18GB, sounds like a 720p season of a tv show.

That's the main reason why I started that tech city thread in the other sub forum. I think, long term, staying in a area where your career doesn't have many employers is a bad financial choice.

You're actually reading their posts?

My only problem with CFLs is disposal. But that's a very minor problem. I'm considering switching to LEDs hopefully soon.

Fuck em, gotta look out for yourself. Tell them you'll stay on for a little while and just work weekends or after hours. It'll suck for a little bit, but all that extra cash is worry free.

Helps to have shitty old cars too. We pay $88/month combined for pretty much the same coverage joeboo listed on a 2000 civic and 2003 accent.

Of course, I just feel some of the more stereotyping and judgmental responses are less than helpful. You can do both, btw. Do you feel that posting here and fixing your problem are mutually exclusive? If so, see my above sentence.

Why would I have any problem with this post? Huge difference between "it could be this, it could be that, here's how you might tackle these problems", which is what you wrote, and "it's definitely this! your wife's a bitch!", which is what some other people wrote. BTW, why single me out...

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Alive or zombie Mormont?

Have you forgotten that she's on anti-depressants and has decreased libido and still has panic attacks? Or that she has a medical issue that will likely require a hysterectomy in the near future? Empathize with chaos, his situation does suck, but his wife has a host of very serious issues...

I love how this thread has Mrs. chaos all figured out without hearing one word from her.

Download a popular freeleach and seed away.

Should I link that stay-at-home moms infographic sarcastically before kirun does it seriously?

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What builds and other gear are the monks wearing?

Lidless, currently, can roll 10% to 20%.

Hmmm, wonder how lidless with 5 affixes compares to crusader shields since the latter can roll CDR and skill. The choices for crusader shields to use with a 1H is kinda underwhelming.

Those pants...not sure who thought that through. Some builders are going to be just as powerful as spenders. CW:Mangle for 530% weapon damage and 0 spirit(and a 13% attack speed boost) or LTK for 624% and 30 spirit? Otherwise, still a good patch for monks. I'd say at this point, direct...

The Manhattan Project developed aspartame? Cool!

Can't even survive a couple whacks from a crowbar, fucking useless.

You sure about that? My wife lived with me before we were married in Vermont, and I couldn't get her on my insurance. Honestly, Cad could answer this better. But I'm going to guess that insurance coverage and legal rights are NOT 100% similar in this country when comparing married to...

Actually, if the differential between the two spousal incomes is large enough, getting married does have the financial benefit of lowering the tax burden for the spouse that makes more money. But honestly, family unit, insurance coverage, and legal rights are much more important.

I don't know, seems like the burning sensation would harsh the buzz. Can't say I've ever tried(or wanted to), I've started eschewing alcohol on a pure calories standpoint. Donut vs cocktail, donut wins every time.

Just how tight is your anus?

There's like one person in this forum where that joke would have worked, but she doesn't post in this thread.

Terrible joke.

None of those count as "going out", those are bullshit choices.

Oh, yeah, the foam won't rot. The plant matter might if I trap in there. Standard horizontal siding. Pretty sure there's no nailer strip, just flashing.

That's the important distinction a lot of people are missing here.

It's not a sturdy door. It's one of those cheap ones that auto-retract. The soft part IS near the window. Plastic on the outside, rotted wood(that I can see) on the inside. As for the loose siding, when I said plant matter, I meant stuff like blown leaves and maple seeds(seriously, fuck...

No, what's insane is why you got married and decided to share bank accounts(before working out fiscal ground rules while dating).

Foote is a crutch, you can use Jekangbord and no builder without Foote. Not sure it's worth it anyway after being nerfed.