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  1. Deathwing

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You can use almonds or walnuts if you don't feel like paying the crazy prices for pine nuts.
  2. Deathwing

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Hoss' misunderstanding aside, his bewilderment is still valid. I still don't how any of you accept this as a common occurrence. If drinking whiskey or coffee causes you to have to disinfect the entirety of your toilet each time, I'd say it's time to stop ingesting those things and go see a...
  3. Deathwing

    Smartphones

    I don't understand your last paragraph. That sounds like support for a virtual keyboard. Do you expect that having to go back and correct your "typoes" will eventually make you better? There's a certain limit you're going to hit and that limit is pretty much dictated by the size of your...
  4. Deathwing

    Parent Thread

    Ban her MAC id from the router. She can't complain because it will imply she was trying to use the internet when she wasn't supposed to.
  5. Deathwing

    WDTV/ Roku Streamers

    Or, maybe it was designed with the assumption that the user would shut it off once a day, thus forgoing the programmers from having to fix any slow memory leaks. Which do you think sounds better, that, or magical fairies eating your wifi signal?
  6. Deathwing

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Did you cook a pizza in a cast iron pan? How did that not burn the crust before the cheese browned? Wish I could go back in time and kill whoever invented Monterey Jack cheese. Bland, waste of space cheese. It wasn't a little dry? Didn't see any sauce. Even white pizzas have some oil...
  7. Deathwing

    Smartphones

    Maybe this is what you want? https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...vezatmwm&hl=en It's all software, so I'm betting there's an app for what you want somewhere out there.
  8. Deathwing

    Smartphones

    Curmudgeon. You're not going to get a taskbar like desktop OSes have. Screen space is just too valuable to devote to something like that. Besides, one press of a dedicated button and you have what you want.
  9. Deathwing

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You don't consider spraying the underside of your toilet a problem?
  10. Deathwing

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Unitasker!!! Unless you get to them right away, garlic presses, even the reversible ones can be a sticky bitch to clean. I'm not joking about the unitasking part. My kitchen space is relatively limited and garlic presses tend to be bulky. I already got a knife and chopping board and know...
  11. Deathwing

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You've never thought to yourself "maybe this is a problem I should fix"? Even for the convenience of not having to clean up after yourself? Just encountered another one: the lonely TP clump. No piss in the bowl, no turds, just lots of TP and maybe a few are smeared. I understand flushing...
  12. Deathwing

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Hipster or EQ?
  13. Deathwing

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    You are the weirdest vintage of video game hipster.
  14. Deathwing

    Smartphones

    Did you try any of the third party apps for Android? I've used SwiftKeyX for years and I've never had a problem with it, nor has heard anyone say something bad about it. What exactly do you mean by "active task management"? As in, the apps you have open and running? That's been pretty...
  15. Deathwing

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Unitasker!
  16. Deathwing

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Well, yeah, if it was stank or cologne, I'd go with cologne. I'm an engineer, so most people here shower daily. There's just no smell then. Speaking of personal hygiene, people that destroy toilets. At least once a week, the underside of the toilet seat will be generously speckled in shit...
  17. Deathwing

    Smartphones

    That sounds like a negative.
  18. Deathwing

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Guys that wear cologne/axe/whatever to work. Just to be an equal opportunity hater, perfumed women at work is almost as annoying. Unless the woman is attractive. And the scent is unopposing. Maybe guys just suck at applying cologne and put way too much on. Sometimes I can't smell my...
  19. Deathwing

    Smartphones

    What's so good about BBM?
  20. Deathwing

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't think you are.
  21. Deathwing

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Yeah, I've been reading the posts made after that. No one so far has said "yep, it's in the ballpark!". And this is the same thread where a bunch of people made a stink about drop rates, so you'd think at least one or two people would show up to provide agreement just for lulz. Druin...
  22. Deathwing

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ah, the good ol' "tolerant people can't be intolerant!" argument. Did the cat shit incident scar you for life? Are you one the grown men that just can't handle having wife/girlfriend/whatever asian you're fucking this week/idk in the bathroom while he's pooping?
  23. Deathwing

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're just not getting it. Don't focus on the specific kink. Focus on that she brought it up at all. It might mean she's open to other stuff, stuff you might like. People are more fucked up than you think, yourself included. They just need a little help easing into it. But if you shut the...
  24. Deathwing

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Takes more time to clean a garlic press than it does to mince a few cloves. If you cook anything with eggs or protein in it, I would consider a nonstick pan. Probably the best advice is find good eats on youtube and start watching it. Find the ones where he makes dishes you like, he...
  25. Deathwing

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What does the crazy shit in my head have to do with anything? Sounds like Noodle's wife is open to suggestion and instead he locks the door.
  26. Deathwing

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your wife wanted to watch you piss and you got stuck at "ugh!"? Think of the implications of her just even asking that question.
  27. Deathwing

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Gonna say it again, bunch of prudes in this thread. Grow up, guys. Are you afraid the cooties are going to enter your body via your puckered anus?
  28. Deathwing

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Read the first link. They wanted to tweak one variable(gambling) and one variable only to see how it would affect legendary drop rates. I believe this was a complaint many people gave earlier in the thread, that they just mess with a bunch of shit at once until it "works". This is a better...
  29. Deathwing

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Perhaps they are listening. Couple blue posts pertaining to legendary drop rates and experience: Legendary droprate gone down .. why? - Public Test Realm - Blizz Tracker - Diablo Fans Pool of reflections = 0.25% xp bonus = useless - PTR Features Systems Feedback [2.0.1] - Blizz Tracker -...
  30. Deathwing

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The couple that shits together, stays together.
  31. Deathwing

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bunch of prudes in this thread. Thanks Puritans.
  32. Deathwing

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why just sit and watch? At least try for a reverse blumpkin while you're there.
  33. Deathwing

    What do you do?

    Easier said than done, especially if he's making that little. I've often toyed with the idea of immigrating to one of the Scandinavian countries, but there's just too many societal and family negatives to make it worth it.
  34. Deathwing

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Again, you fail at basic reading concepts. I am not vilifying exploiting, especially in what is essentially a single player game. I am saying the way you exploit, what was it again... Keep going on like you're going to report anything. But here, prove me wrong. You have a Wildstar key...
  35. Deathwing

    NCAA Basketball 2013-14

    Was he? His season averages were pretty much the same as last year except for an improvement in FG%. But keep in mind this season's numbers have come against easier opponents than last year's. If anything, the loss of fouls to go around will be the biggest problem. I would have expected...
  36. Deathwing

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Try reading the whole post. I even put the conjunction in full capitals to highlight importance of the second part. You exploit for the purpose of exploiting and personal fun. No shame in that, breaking the game can be fun. Though, from your willingness to use even the most mind numbing of...
  37. Deathwing

    NCAA Basketball 2013-14

    They lost PJ Hairston, but other than that, idk. It's a real shame because it's hurting SU's conference SoS.
  38. Deathwing

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I think it's more likely that most people just overcook their brussel sprouts. Americans have a terrible history of cooking greens(thanks Britain). Cook them too long and they release bitter compounds, that's what BrutulTM was referring to. The same process needed to break down cell walls and...
  39. Deathwing

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Don't! Give them $40 instead.
  40. Deathwing

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    That is not a joke post. You make it quite clear in your post why you'd make a bad beta tester, hence why you weren't picked. Don't take it hard, I wouldn't make a good one either. Pretty much everyone here wouldn't. Most people just don't have the motivation to thoroughly test(and yes...