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I had a robinhood account just so I could join the lols investing group at work. Have since closed my account and will make fun of robinhood users who havent when I go back to work next week.

Everyone on both sides knows that GME isn't real. It's a smash and grab. Many will go broke, so some poor autists can go rich.

Have to admit it'd be pretty hillarious if it happened.

I've seen some pretty retarded companies the past couple years, but I think robinhood these past few days is a clear winner for gold and the corporate special olympics.

Literally everyone I know from lunatic lefties to crazy right-wingers watching this is saying the same thing. "Hahaha, fuck the hedge funds". Watching people come to the defense of hedge funds is just embarrassing.

Unless you're shorting things for a living, this is just an opportunity. Sounds pretty reasonable to me. Especially the part with a lot of autists coming out broke.

Sell everything to invest in the future of GME.

Short data isn't published that often, so the answer is we don't know how shorted gme is at the moment. I guess we'll see if the sparks fly or not soon.

Their trade restrictions on buying stock were retarded. This on the other hand is entirely reasonable.

So the market works fine for them as long as nobody is looking? Clever insight.

Pretty sure eulas don't negate financial crimes/fiduciary responsibility.

After hating on the pizza hut detroit pizza I had my expectations low when I got this mac and cheese after a morning of hard labor. God damn it actually is pretty legit. They gave me one of the most fucked up orders I've ever had in a fast food place, like burger king levels of completely wrong...

GME halting up two times in a row now. Autists must be moving their money to other platforms that actually work.

Holy shit these declines. I can't wait to see the loss porn. This is gonna be some truly epic stuff.

While there is potential FDIC coverage on some funds in robinhood, for the most part no, you are not protected.

Not if they're found to have failed there fiduciary responsibility, lol.

Statement checks out. Also put "robinhood lawsuit" into twitter search and you'll see that the nerds are ANGRY.

lol, Everything in this thread: Shooting yourself in the foot 101.

There gonna be some lawsuits. A brokerage has a duty to inform its customers of legitimate concerns, but to interfere with their ability to act in a way that arguably brings catastrophic losses?

How do you live on that?

Are you an expert on thots opening their accounts. If so gross.

Well was the crust way way more crunchy than a pan crust, or crunchy as a pan crust, I guess?

All the pizza huts in my area are less than a 3 rating, so I might be biased with what I was served. Have you had detroit pizza before and how would it compare, I'd like a little ranking for reference.

Didn't we start last year with lots of proshares leveraged etfs getting nuked from orbit? This year already feels close enough to Deja vu. I just hope that this turns into a disaster big enough that Biden's first major bill is literally the wallstreet bailout bill.

Had the Pizza hut detroit pizza, the meat lovers. It gets an F for being a detroit pizza. Can't customize toppings, just pick one of 3. For meat lovers, there was really not enough meat on there. It didn't have the crust texture of a detroit pizza at all, the outside crust not that crunchy at...

I’m all for taking a break for a week if that’s how you feel. Might be right might be wrong, but sometimes it’s okay to sit on the sidelines. Predictions on the market are unreliable, though. To answer your question on what happens when someone can’t produce the stock I think it depends. The...

There is probably going to be a lot of failure to deliver nonsense in this gme shitstorm. There’s a potential that this ends with lots of people holding ious from paupers that were formerly billionaires. I’m at the edge of my seat to see if the system just flat out breaks Friday. This situation...

True, but when has the government ever been reasonable. The SEC hates when people talk about manipulating the market and they do go after things like tweets from ceos (eg Elon’s run in with them) that affect the market. You are supposed to be quiet while stealing peoples money. This frenzy will...

The government is a club, it doesn’t care if what you did is wrong, it just wants to scare people and smash things to keep the peons in line. Reddit is probably scared of getting accused of organizing manipulation, cause you are stupid if you think the sec won’t want to smash something for what...

Lol gme went off a cliff. It might bounce again but that’s petty big.

I’ll bet money they are terrified of a sec investigation. And they are very right to be, lol. Same with discord.

I'm definitely in the AMC is a trap group.

There's probably retards writing lots of naked options saying "DUR FREE MONEY" with the option prices so high.

That feeling when you normally do your accounting Wednesday morning and one of your accounts is completely on fire and you have to wait until later to do it *rages in autism*.

GME should announce a plan to buy out apple.

You'd have to be completely retarded not to run for the hills if you were someone who normally shorts in this environment.

I was part of the safe and clean team that fought rats that were still living off with sticks. The dead ones were scooped out with spoons.

Who the hell knows in clown market. Just don’t leverage your house to buy it on margin.