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I've been doing this for a few months now after a long absence from the game and have had a very enjoyable time. I look forward to it each week.

I actually feel kind of rejected now. When I was in the Army I didn't get to see anyone wank it. Is it possible chaos is just that irresistible?

I get not wanting to trade the board but I don't understand what he was saving it for.

Those laws aren't yet on the books in my area but I would very like to be given the opportunity to be on a jury for a trial such as that.

I think hooking up a friend up with your attractive mom for blow jobs ranks above both taking a bullet for someone and donating organs in terms of friendship.

If Cutting Edge is taken you can always take Bleeding Edge

Civil War is the story that made me hate Reed Richards. Doom. There is no alternative.

The domain is easy, you don't have to censor it. Just kickasscards.com

I think something with casual vulgarity in it would really appeal to your target demographics.

The ADC of the masses! No more support/jungle ghetto for us folks that have grandpa hands and the reflexes of wounded sloths!

I think the game is set up so that you are to spend a great deal of time in the Arena until you have built up a card pool.

No one made you do that but yourself.

Thought it started slow up until the first commercial break and wasn't sure where we were going and then it was just all awesome until the credits.

I haven't seen a film this pro-bear in a long time. Five stars.

I can't agree with that line of reasoning or Draegan's line of reasoning.

Watched the game in the finals. That deck looksamazing.

I don't have any brothers or sisters so my experiences are not the same but is dressing up your younger sibling as Hell's Angels sex property something that kids commonly do?

Christian Bale fucked that one up and they also bitched out on the original ending.

Now that you've got me on the Sultabzan train I basically can't stop. Every draft looks like a reason to go Sultabzan. The last deck I had was 100% good cards and a bunch of unplayed good cards but a spotty mana base which means I fucked up some picks because I couldn't keep it all straight...

I need more practice doing physical drafts. The MTGO client makes it so easy to see everything you've drafted and keep it organized but with physical cards I don't yet have a system. I constantly end up with decks that are greedier than they need to be and while they work great usually I'll...

If I have to have a retard on my team I'll take the zombie pusher over any others.

I think fleas? When I was ten or eleven I got head lice from visiting my great uncle in a nursing home and if something like that ever happened again I'd shave my fucking head. That kid's infestation looks positively biblical.

I remember Reynad playing in his qualifier and losing and being salty about it but I don't actually know the process.

I think you earned slots in a qualifier by being at the top of the ladder?

Pushing is the single most important thing you can do in League of Legends.

It's really an amateur move when someone doth protests too much. I remember in high school messing around with card tricks and sleight of hand and now I'm mad at myself for never realizing that I could have applied what I knew to putting lands on the top of my opponent's deck. In the age...

The other route to take is to just not make any public statements while you plead your case to Wizards. Running over to Twitter or Reddit to defend your honor won't do you any favors.

His particular cheat stuck out the most to me because I know all the pieces of that one and could replicate it easily. All of these stories have gotten me to really reconsider how I shuffle.

Everyone you rolled had to be pretty salty. There's just no way to play around things like the second Ride Down or second Heart-Piercer. Mantis Rider on curve is just murderous if it ever happens.

Double Ride Down, double Mardu Heart-Piercer, Mantis Rider, burn, removal, tricks. Oooooookaaaaaaay.

It copies an opponent's Ancestral Visions or Treasure Cruise I guess?

With the default UI you push the button for an ability and it shows you the range of it. You then have to click on the target (or location) to actually use the ability. With Smartcast if you are mousing over someone and you press the button for the ability you use the ability comes out. It's a...

Miss your only skill shot and hit a creep with Bandage Toss, press all your other buttons anyway, win the fight.

I'm not married to Yi. He's just someone that's hard to fuck up and requires very little to jungle with. Amumu is probably a better starter jungler. You've got one skill shot and all good buttons. Just run around the enemy team mashing Tantrum and crying on people and hope it works out...

Ryze is 450 IP, gets to build great items, has point and click CC, can be played in both solo lanes, and is fairly forgiving all the way around. This idea that you can minmax a new player's experience and optimize their acquirement of universal game knowledge is sperg nonsense.

Newsflash - League of Legends isn't a newbie friendly game. Whatever a person starts with is going to have a host of problems. If you aren't using smartcast and are new to the game turn on smartcast.

New? Jungle Yi Ryze in mid or top Janna as support bottom Ezreal as ADC

It depends in part how you value them. The last physical draft where I went five color I opened up a pack of shit and a tri-land and took the tri-land. I then went on to take six more lands in a row and scooped up a couple others before the end. I knew right away I was on the five color plan and...

I bet mtgo would still take his money. Could use his mom's credit card.