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Oh, uh, yeah! That’s right.

I know Miami beat Notre dame, but I’m not sure it’s right to put them ahead of ND. Start of the season ND? Sure. But not anymore.

Excluding Alabama is ballsy. There may be riots.

You‘ve got some big statements to make for someone who is eligible to win again next year. AssHat.

I love Indiana

Please Indiana, please Indiana, please Indiana. Manage the clock. Don't throw the ball away. Don't turn it over. Just a couple more first downs will do the trick. Please Indiana.

Ohio State isn't going to win because their better, they're going to win because Indiana is acting stupidly. So many penalties. Such bad decisions. I want Ohio State to lose so badly. Also, does Alabama make the playoffs? Who knows. The whole process appears to be shrouded in mystery and bullshit.

Yup. That'll do.

We live on a semi-molten ball spinning around a giant ball of fire. We wake up to machines screaming at us because of where the molten ball on which we live is facing, and then we get into a vehicle that runs on dead dinosaurs to go and exchange 8 hours of life for green slips of paper.

Fart vent chairs.

This is true.

Think carefully.