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  1. Slaanesh69

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I know the teaching/remote school is okay for, what, maybe Grade 6 and up or something? Where kids have the capacity to sit on their own and actually pay attention and the odd one might even be a self starter? But my kid is in Grade 2, and this remote schooling, as far as I can tell, is merely...
  2. Slaanesh69

    The Animated GIF Thread

    Because she never took her daughter to a fucking dentist, among other things.
  3. Slaanesh69

    You know you're getting old when.....

    What do you do, put your phone in the cassette slot while it blue-tooth connects to your actual car sound system?? I know, i know, some of us still have CDs, cassettes and even 8 tracks, and some also have old cars they love. Just shttin' on you. How about this one: You know you are getting...
  4. Slaanesh69

    You know you're getting old when.....

    When Pornhub opens up free premium during the quarantine and you haven't even investigated yet and it is mid week 5 of working from home. That's sad. I was sniffing out my Dad's porn stashes as soon as I understood what porn was and, erm, my responses to it. Now I am porn-lazy. Fuck age...
  5. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Huh, helps when you read the patch notes: A number of changes have been made to the Sirus, Awakener of Worlds fight: Sirus' Apparition is now more active during the arena phases. Sirus now heals to 75% of his maximum life at the start of his final phase at Awakening level 8 (from 50%). Sirus...
  6. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I am very disappoint in myself. I fucking failed on an Awakening 4 Sirus last night - I died three times to the goddamn environmental effects (yeah, super loser), twice to a freak chance of floaty Sirus blocking the camera at the same time he rained down death and the last time to not having...
  7. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Character Link - Aprostiute The absolute requirements are: (1) 2 x Ahn's Might (2) 1 x Pacifism Gem (3) Some form of % phys damage leeched as mana (either on jewel or I have it on my gloves this time) (4) Profit? I guess that guide used what you said to deal with the mana. I add and remove...
  8. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I've been running it for a couple of leagues so I am not sure if this was where I got it, but the tree is the same so: PoE Forums - Ahn's Might Cyclone
  9. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I am the worst POE player on this board most likely and my dual wield Ahn's MIght cyclone with impale can do Sirus 8 easy peasy. That fight is all mechanics, don't think it matters much what build you are using. And my build is 2 ex for a 6L Belly and less than an ex for everything else if you...
  10. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Welp I have to say I continue to review this league as meh. The Delerium is hard to resist though, because the drops are decent (esp jewelry and currency drops). But now that I am in high reds, holy fuck are they seriously rippy for my char. I am playing melee (cyclone) with 6.4 k hps, and a...
  11. Slaanesh69

    Gretel & Hansel (2020)

    It was as much Hansel and Gretel as Marvel is Shakespeare. They were fucking super-ninja witch hunters or some shit. But, yeah, someone make a novel goddamn script already.
  12. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Hmmmm interesting. Those fucking Vaal spirits are beasts and if they poison that may be part of it. I know they def hit like trucks on my char. Maybe you blowed yourself up on those barrels lol. You also heal like shit with that massive 72% reduction. I'm betting on the Vaal mobs pushing...
  13. Slaanesh69

    Extraction (2020)

    So let me summarize this: Self-destructive, super special ops soldier finds redemption and comes to grips with the loss of his son through a mission to save a young boy. Many action scenes ensue. And one singular heart felt moment. Meh, I am a sucker for Thor, so I will definitely watch. I...
  14. Slaanesh69

    The Animated GIF Thread

    What? Which one? The one with the tits, right? The only one in the gif?
  15. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Sooooooo - I haven't been paying too much attention of late......but what do y'all think about the changes to the triggering of Champion maps - that the map can no longer be of lower level than the area in which you have stones set? So if you have 4 stones set it has to be T14 - 16 and you...
  16. Slaanesh69

    The Netflix Thread

    The girl is the message! The girl is the message.
  17. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Damn, kids, I had a natural 6L Infractem drop last night from a mid-level map Delirium. I had some crappy unique 2H mace drop 6L last league as well. Too bad I couldn't drop something useful like a natural 6L Belly of the Beast or the like. And to put it into perspective, I've had 1 Ex drop...
  18. Slaanesh69

    The Netflix Thread

    I watched The Platform last night. Was surprisingly good - the premise had me gripped throughout. There was about 3 minutes in the middle where I thought it was going to take a 90 degree turn right into blatant Socialism-will-work-somehow but it didn't. The ending was pretty meh, but the...
  19. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Not only does she look like she's built like a fucking praying mantis she's a helluva cutter. The kinda girl you take home to mamma for sure. Also, cat. Just all the crazy in one pic!
  20. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I run a beast of a computer and for the first time ever I actually get hitches when the Delerium starts. Never saw a single hitch from Syndicate. So I can imagine what potatoes are doing with the cloudy graphics.
  21. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Aaaaaaand just like that I am enjoying the league a ton more. I am an idiot, and this is illustrative of why newbs quit PoE on the regular. I went in blind and was meh - and one change and now I am actually having a bit of fun again. Now I am just annoyed with having to backtrack for all my...
  22. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    All righty then. Good to know. I will have to walk through them immediately then.
  23. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I have to say, I would be a lot more interested in doing the regular league occurrences if they spawned at the end of the map instead of the start. I only get loot credit for the delerium mobs, right? So I would like to clear the map and THEN do the delerium portal, but I'll be fucked if, in...
  24. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Shaved, grumpy cat on our left? She def looks mutey - including that man-hand, sausage finger.
  25. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Okay so after a day or two of actual playing, I am finally getting into low maps. I am still struggling to grasp what is the whole point of this league. Is it the new clusters? Is that the meat of it? Because the "linear breach" mechanic is kinda shit. Is there something particular I should...
  26. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    This may not be the open arms, moist kiss on the cheek league you've been waiting for. It is, without hyperbole, the blandest since the first gen leagues like Ambush and Nemesis. Metamorph really held my interest, this one is the meh-est of the meh.
  27. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    In typical PoE fashion, from time immemorial, league mobs are overtuned in early game. It is nothing new. They are rippy as fuck though, I still do them occasionally while I am leveling but they are clearly designed from a geared up perspective (as always with leagues). Anyone have a line on...
  28. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Aliens.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    At my age, I can't tell how old a woman/girl is anymore. The one on the right looks drunk but that could just be timing on the pic. At any rate, as soon as I looked at this pic for longer than 3 seconds this alarm went off in my head:
  30. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Lol glad I played Borderlands 3 last night instead of this on launch day. Heading in today. Wish me good drops!
  31. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Well, boys, my body is ready. Currently active snowstorm for the next 24-48 hours, corona virus shutting my city down, and new PoE league. I will say that, for the first time ever, I think my initial PoE play session will be co-opted by another game. Borderlands 3 releases today on Steam and...
  32. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Yeah the queue on Friday may be unbearable, and continue for a lot longer than previousleagues.
  33. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Yeah even a slow guy like myself hits maps in 12-16 hours. New Season: Pick a meta build as a starter. Switch to your "desired build" once you establish a baseline income, gear and hideout. Don't explore all corners of the zones. Eventually you will learn the "ideal" or more efficient path...
  34. Slaanesh69

    Wolcen: Lords of Mayhem

    Well I played a handful of hours over the weekend and here are my impressions: (1) The early levels are a fucking DRAG. They need to make this more exciting and faster. I did not actually enjoy the play until I was around level 15 and I equipped a unique dagger. (2) Some of the maps are too...
  35. Slaanesh69

    The Animated GIF Thread

    Sorry to post text in the Gif thread but this was amazing. The best part was the uncontested layup in the other direction that got stuffed by the rim. That level of incompetence at the end of the previous struggle just made it all perfect.
  36. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    $126 seems pretty fucking low considering I have played thousands of hours over 7+ years and never seen a single one.
  37. Slaanesh69

    Greyhound (2020)

    Oooooooooooh this actually looks good. I mean, I love Tom Hanks, but he is almost irrelevant to the destroyer escort/submarine warfare that we could see in this movie. This could be to ocean warfare what Fury was to tank warfare. That tank stuff was relatively brief in Fury (and the last...
  38. Slaanesh69

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Witness. I am 50 and I hit close to two fitty last summer. I've lost 30 pounds since August just by eating more regularly through the day, vaguely limiting calories, and doing weights at home a couple times a week. And staying active with my kid. I think the hardest thing to do was BREAK the...
  39. Slaanesh69

    You know you're getting old when.....

    When you jump into this thread and accidentally react to page 1 instead of page 69 (tee hee), which were posts from 2014. Good Lord.
  40. Slaanesh69

    Dune (2020)

    When he was being sworn in as king and was kneeling topless I thought he looked like a 12 year old kid - and that is why I am being critical. Because I was thinking about him in Dune as that scene was progressing. At any rate I really enjoyed his acting so I am seriously optimistic regardless.