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My dick is rock hard right now and only Keanu's robotic arm can give me relief.

For real. That person must have some inside info(or super autism).

You had your whole arm in there?!

GOG has BG 1 and 2 Enhanced Editions on sale for 4.99 each right now.

There's a lot to criticize with this service(just being Google is a major problem), but I the heavy data usage thing is good for the simple fact that this will hopefully push ISPs to unlimited or much higher data caps. Streaming stuff like this is only going to get more prevalent. Google is...

I guess that's a good sign.

Word. That said, I don't think this person worked there prior.

SJW retard working on the game. Just a heads-up, but never encouraging. If you have no clue what any of those tweets mean, I can't really catch you up on the GamerGate thread here.

This. We roast cauliflower and brussel sprouts almost every week. Good shit.

I worked at Babbage's all through high school(91-94) and it was such a fun job. Bunch of gamers just bullshitting all day. I wouldn't have lasted one week if I had to push some stupid rewards bullshit on people all day long.

I'm with @Adebisi. I like the "cooking" part and making a nice looking dish is part of the enjoyment for me.

I love brussel sprouts, man. Fuck you guys!

It runs so good on PC. I don't know the fuck I even played the original Destiny on PS4.

I avoid GameStop unless absolutely necessary. I don't want a neckbeard trying to convince me to buy used, sign up for some bullshit customer program, or just talking to me really. When I bought my Xbox 360, the guy hounded me to buy a "protection plan" for it. I told him no and he insists...

It actually gives you B.O.

I've used Grubhub, Uber eats, Postmates less than 10 times total and pretty much every time has been disappointing. I'm not lazy enough to justify overpriced, cold fast food.

You would think there would be a ton in south FL, too, with all the NY experts who live here!

Florida is full of New Yorkers who moved here and have to constantly remind you how much better this and that is in New York. Insufferable. Like there are more of them than there are native Floridians.

Wish I was rich. I only got the dumb part.

Yeah, I got this based on all the hype I read and was pretty disappointed. I had no interest in getting all the endings, so if getting them all makes the game amazing, they lost me before I could get to it.

Yes, it does.

Time to pull out the big guns:

It really puts thing into perspective that Noodle's wife's biggest dream is just something I do on my lunch break sometimes, out of boredom.

Possible expansion leaked today. Datamined from today's update:

You need to just get your hand in there and pound on her g-spot when she's at that point. Don't stop, even if she asks you to(DISCLAIMER: no means no). She may squirt(piss) a bit, but she'll thank you for it.

Little known fact, but the quality of Wendy's pussy varies from location to location.

New York water-fags think it makes pizza better, but I'm pretty sure it's been proven to be bullshit.

I use it way more often as an instant pot(pressure cooker). I make a batch of chicken stock like every other week in it. Makes awesome stock in 45 minutes in the pressure cooker. I also cook rice in it a couple times a week.

Yup, I got rid of my crockpot when I got the instant pot.

Pizza is a flat circle.

Yup, I used my PTO for the time I took, but I could have taken the 3 months if I wanted to. I wanted to, but I wasn't about to lose 10 weeks of income. So I only got two weeks when my daughter was born.

Little known fact, but the quality of Wendy's seems to vary from location to location.

Just FYI, they might be disappointed. You can't run over hookers and they are too young for the strip clubs.

I just made pulled pork in my instant pot last weekend. So easy.

I marinate skirt steak and it's amazing, but that's the only steak I use with marinade.

Normally, I just nod and space out during 'work talk' from my wife, but recently she told me about the IT guy fixing some girl's computer at her work and he found a bunch of sex pics of the girl getting railed by two dudes at once. I definitely paid attention to that story. Noobs saving sex pics...