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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What are the chances a 30 year olds hymen would still be in place? That sounds like a telltale sign
  2. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Maybe, it all depends who you get there. When I called about the keyboard shenanigans the lady was like 'oops they're out of stock just buy one from us in a month' uh yeah no
  3. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    I complained some more to Amazon and the guy said hed watch my delivery and try to upgrade to overnight (possible BS) but also added an extra free month of prime.
  4. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Couple guys on reddit called Amazon and are being told even though they got a shipping notification it was actually not true and their deluxe stock is abysmally low
  5. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Is this the thread where we talk about white lies
  6. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Surely it's the carbs and not the unknown chemicals in the filling
  7. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Amazon does a discount if you pre-order too But this is the last time I pre-order from them. Ordering a GCu membership tonight. I posted about it on reddit and it's pretty fucked up. People who ordered a week ago are getting it tomorrow or even today but a lot of people are being delayed like me.
  8. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I bind melee to m4 or m5 on my death adder. Pressing V feels very unnatural
  9. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I just do a lot of fast mouse lifting
  10. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    OK I'm done complaining now. Tomorrow I'm going to jerk off with tears as lube while playing woff
  11. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Yeah and I'd understand if I ordered it like 3 days ago but come on - I ordered in March
  12. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I think most pros recommend 8 to 10 inches per 360 which is what I do. 4 In game sensitivity and some low dpi,900?
  13. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Nah man, fuck amazon I ordered a K70 keyboard and they sent me a strafe. I returned it and they sent me another strafe. Then this week they did this. That's 3 marks against them in 2 weeks. Too bad there's no competition.
  14. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    I don't know how many times I need to repeat that I wanted the box
  15. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Amazon confirms what Malakriss said, not enough stock to cover release day lol. Fucking pieces of shit I complained and they upgraded me to one day shipping for Nov 30th. I pre-ordered as soon as the release date was announced which is bogus.
  16. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Mine is actually shipping tomorrow. I changed it back to two day shipping because that's what Amazon said to do for release day shipping but it looks like they fucked up way bad. Thanks a lot amazon
  17. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Just know the lower you rank the more toxic it becomes. Same when you get too high. Like a bell curve of shit
  18. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Same here for my deluxe Which I ordered in MARCH
  19. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Or just make a billion dollars off some bullshit Kardashian app
  20. Noodleface

    The Walking Dead

    This shit is fuckin dumb
  21. Noodleface

    Headphones & Audio Devices

    The thing with 7.1 in the kraken is its virtual so its shitty
  22. Noodleface

    Keyboards & Mice

    Don't ruin the dream man
  23. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Yeah I mean I've stayed home with the dude for a few days and it's not like working on radar defense systems
  24. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Yeah same here. I typically don't game when her and the kid are home/awake. Like I need my son growing up wondering why his dad ignored him. The only time I do differently is when she's watching garbage TV shows.
  25. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I'm not trading for nudies... Or am I?? The member offered it up to me and if I like them I'm tossing them some money. Hopefully the boxes have a few benzos inside though.
  26. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    My keyboard didn't show up to the usps until 12pm on a Saturday and they wouldn't let me pick up. But they refreshed the trucks and it ended up getting delivered. All depends how fast your local guys work. My wife used to work at the usps, this time of year is incredibly fucked up for them. A...
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife didn't have a ton of experience and while i wouldn't say she was a prude, she was definitely not chasing dicks.. But even she lost her virginity long before she met me. If it works out, and I hope it does, then I am legitimately happy for you. Also dude come on. You know we thrive on...
  28. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Usps signed a deal to do all Sunday deliveries for Amazon too I think they just went with the best bid
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Crone could be a blessing, game could suck. I mean we all hope it's going to be amazing but it could be another 13 I tell my wife one thing,if youre gonna buy clothes and baby stuff all the time you are never going to question my games since I make all the money. Only exception is if it's above...
  30. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    We've had a few restless nights with I think his last two molars coming in. I was home with 5 days off work and the dude basically never left my side. If I leave the house, even to take out the trash, he'll cry for 10 minutes straight. Obviously it makes my wife feel like shit. Not really sure...
  31. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I think ibuypower has better deals right now.
  32. Noodleface

    Keyboards & Mice

    Yes
  33. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Stay positive man. Sorry I never infracted hodj for you
  34. Noodleface

    Keyboards & Mice

    Over a week with the ducky shine and I can't ever imagine using another keyboard. Finally got used to gaming with it Ducky shine plus death adder is life
  35. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    In vanilla when you had to buy them and I was cheap I said fuck it and went without a condom. Got hacked and they put an authenticator on my acct. Blizzard sent me one for free when it was recovered. Now I use the totally free app for everything though.
  36. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Don't cook them enough to have a pizza stone Always cooked longer than advertised
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    Health Problems

    I've known a few with those, sorry man. Mother in law was in the hospital for 10 days. If you remember she was the one with Diverticulitis. She almost died because she had an infection on her liver and something wrong with her stomach. They flew in a special team like the guys on House and...
  38. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    For me almost all smaller packages comes usps But we don't have local ups so they usually drop it off at the usps and they deliver. Also they built a new Amazon warehouse 5 miles away in fall river, MA that just opened so I'm hoping soon I'll start seeing same day delivery.
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Plus if you're on Comcast that's like 20% of your data cap