I'm stealing this from CM Punk that I heard in an interview recently, but I laughed so thought I should share with the class:
Why are the Leafs like the Titanic?
I've been called a "Dak Hater" because I continually point out that for 17 games of the regular season, Dak is a top 5 QB. As soon as the regular season ends, he becomes a bottom 5 QB.
And to continue to drive home just how much the Packers really are the Cowboys... In their first 4 playoff appearances:
Jordon Love : 1-3
Dak Prescott : 2-2
HMMMMMMMMM
This weekend the part of the Dallas Cowboys was played by the Green Bay Packers. Well done imitation, boys. You even gave your fans hope before destroying their lives.
Clemson has been exposed as a fraud. The portal + NIL is just more than they can handle. They are toast. FSU MIGHT have a come-back chance, but that's still only 2 teams in the ACC. Move them and drop the rest.
I swear to Christ, if you Jinx the entire NFL into a Patriots v Eagles Super Bowl, I will curse the entire city of Gainesville, FL to never see another snap of meaningful college football ever again.