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My laser printer has a high pitched electrical whine when idle. I leave it turned off unless I need to print something. Bothers me to no end.

So I see you're into getting choked...

We use it on eave metal to protect it from certain waterproofing products we do. If we wait more than 3 days to peel it, it's a damn chore to scrape off. Temporarily though it's wonderful.

Yeah, but I paid for 3 day shipping, not 4 day. My damn motherboard is the last item to show up.

I think it's been mentioned here before, but FedEx giving packages to USPS to deliver. Why even have FedEx?

In regards to protein powders, does anyone know if they make any flavors that aren't vanilla or chocolate? I'd kill for a fruit punch or something.

Instruction manual for my new PC tower "Secure the bottom drive as indicated by the red circles." Manual is in black and white.

Those people don't understand basic economics.

What's a tweener?

The signature on my cards is in perfect cursive script. My signatures on receipts are an illegible scribble. The biggest problem I have is my bosses put my nickname on both my business cards, so I have to explain to some retailers that it's a nickname and my bosses are idiots.

I don't understand how people retire, I'd go insane without stuff to do.

I call those flatbed carts.

Who doesn't, am I right?

I never understood the appeal. I mean, I like waffles, and I like fried chicken, but those foods don't go together in my mind.

Guess I need to make time to go to, what, burning man? next year.

I read that hot water/steam enhances your sense of smell for a short duration, that's probably why. Can't remember where I read that though.

Maybe Capri used her moms account to message J49's wife, in an attempt to ruin his marriage and have more time to spend with him/get more money out of him.

lol

I don't keep track, but I'd say atleast once a year, sometimes more than once per year. What's life without stomach acid etching your back teeth?

I see, I've never been to a holocaust museum/concentration camp. People are offended too easily.

It said temperatures topped 90 degrees. I'm assuming Fahrenheit, or else it would be scorching hot out, but is 90F really all that hot to need misters?

Whoa now, we're not all obese.

Are we just going to let this slide, or was it a joke? I've thought about it, I think heroine/morphine overdose is the way to go.

Lucky, I pretty much had to wring out my underwear halfway through the day.

That's because in our minds, we all look like Arnold when we flex in front of the mirror.

I totally agree. It really doesn't make sense for most of those characters to be overweight, because they are active. Saying any female character from Dead or Alive, Tekken, or Mortal Combat should be overweight is like saying womens MMA fighters should be as well.

They used a hearse instead of an ambulance this time?

Not sure this is a first world problem, but I can't remember if I jacked off today.

This is A1A in Ponte Vedra Beach. Tubby retired folks riding couple thousand dollar bikes in their gear. Branded logo shit too, like what they wear in the Tour. It's a two lane road where if a cop caught you going 65 on the way to Vilano Beach, wouldn't care.

People who don't push drive or push their cars out of traffic lanes when they get a flat or break down. I was driving in the left lane, when both cars in front of me jogged left, and all of a sudden there was a broken down car with it's flashers on dead center of the left lane. Almost wrecked.

Watching car TV shows, it's always funny to watch the paint guy sit around through the whole project, and then just seriously bust his ass for three days painting the car when it's ready.

Wow Khane, First world problems for real.

That is the only clip I've seen of her where she looks like a redhead. She's a blonde.

That was called free time after doing my homework when I was growing up. Different times, and not even that long ago.

And that's the reason I don't go to family reunions. I catch myself thinking, how closely am I related to this chick?

I'm kind of confused as to what happened in this video? Did the cops start the fire accidentally?

First Union?

Voted, nice titties