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  1. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Maybe they'll have a lady come out tonight to accuse the judge of raping her
  2. Kuro

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    Going to be more anxiety after they go home tonight and find out the mainstream press themselves were trying to dox em
  3. Kuro

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    This trial is a fucking clown show.
  4. Kuro

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    Give the kid a Shot
  5. Kuro

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    They're just trying to make the foreperson feel comfortable in their fore skin
  6. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Daybreak should buy WoW
  7. Kuro

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    Pools closed for the night
  8. Kuro

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    OJs wife dishonored him, so he faced her in melee combat as is their way. Not guilty
  9. Kuro

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    Middle back row is a Klingon, not black.
  10. Kuro

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    Walleye sammich is dece
  11. Kuro

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    It's Wisconsin.
  12. Kuro

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    I know you've heard of first paycheck, but have you heard of second paycheck?
  13. Kuro

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    Well, Kyle's already taken down one predator
  14. Kuro

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    Which is the next best thing for the left, as they already laid the groundwork for "the judge is a secret KKK Grand Dragon"
  15. Kuro

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    They probably bonded over destroying someone's life together.
  16. Kuro

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    Kyle shouldn't have killed him. Because he should have been killed years ago.
  17. Kuro

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    Are we sure the Prosecutor is actually a lawyer and not just a guy who stayed at a holiday inn express?
  18. Kuro

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    But now you have half price cheese curds and $35/hour!
  19. Kuro

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    They should take another day, I've already eaten dinner. Need to be able to go get some butter burgers and cheese curds if they acquit
  20. Kuro

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    They could call in the Zimzam to protect the other one
  21. Kuro

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    Time to build a harmless skateboard-launcher of peace
  22. Kuro

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    No no you see 10 people are voting guilty and 2 are afraid of triggering a white supremacists riot because clown world
  23. Kuro

    MTG thread

    This set is hella lazy. Imma just save my money for the other 42 booster pack products they're putting out next year.
  24. Kuro

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    A picture of a complete and healthy breakfast
  25. Kuro

    Ghostbusters : Afterlife

    Paul Rudd is going to get sucked into one of the traps and discover that it actually goes to the Quantum Realm and create a bunch of crossover MCU consoomer hype
  26. Kuro

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    Probably gonna wait till end of day to announce anything, don't want to give people time to bus in from ACROSS STATE LINES before nightfall
  27. Kuro

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    After Chauvin I expect the black guy to be the one who kicked Kyle at the riot.
  28. Kuro

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    Chapter Three: A Farewell to Arm
  29. Kuro

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    What if the jurors are having this exact conversation right now
  30. Kuro

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    You need to know the fast food territory borders so you're ready for the Franchise Wars.
  31. Kuro

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    The best-way-to-wield-a-skateboard-in-battle line of thought is giving me flashbacks to how-many-third-graders-can-you-take-in-a-fight.
  32. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Probably gonna vote guilty because they're afraid Kraus'll have a heart attack if they acquit.
  33. Kuro

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    The reason their spread used to be slow was that the old owner insisted on doing the training for each new location, which at least used to result in Chic-Fil-A-adjacent levels of decent service.
  34. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Shit, when I was a teenager I worked at Culver's from 14-17. Place was pretty good with 50% off. I avoid it at full price. Still wish they'd bottle their rootbeer.
  35. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Kenosha hoping for a Blizzard right about now
  36. Kuro

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    See, guns allow an individual to protect himself from multiple assailants, and are therefor anti-democracy, since the foundation of democracy is whichever group has the most people has an innate right to destroy smaller groups of people.
  37. Kuro

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    If Binger shot Kyle in court and shouted BLACK LIVES MATTER how many weeks of community service would he be sentenced to?
  38. Kuro

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    The key is that neither do the people he's trying to convince
  39. Kuro

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    If only Kyle had encaved their chests with roundhouse kicks instead of bringing a gun we wouldn't be having this trial.
  40. Kuro

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    Man without Pathos, a monster. Man without Logos, a woman. Balance.