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Real men play the way the MTG Learn to Play Rulebook from the first box-set told you to... all of your cards in a single row, none of them stacked on top of each other, no re-arranging after play. Fuck board-state comprehension!

Now they need to add Tier Sets that aren't class-based and go Diablo 2. Equip 4-Piece, obtain Chaos Bolt on your Rogue FOR NO GOOD REASON.

I'm turning 30 tomorrow, so probably going to be trampled to death.

The rule is only for on-camera matches. Outside of feature matches, you can arrange your lands in a pentagram and sacrifice baby hamsters before your draw step if you want.

I know I fuck up draft/sealed picks/builds way less on MTGO than I do in live events. Having the entire pack/pool laid out in front of you during the decision making process, with easy filtering/manipulation, really helps with visualizing.

Pizza Delivered In 14 Days Or Less, Or You Get A Cloth Cap Free.

It's every Quest Reward you were offered (not just Selected as a reward, for the older quests that gave you a choice between 2-6 items), not every piece of loot you've recieved. Quests being easy for them to track on a per-character basis, as they already track it. There are several addons...

I really like the max level "combo" Talent Windwalker Monk got, that can only be used if two specific other abilities are on cooldown; hooray new design space. Going to be interesting lining up cooldowns/figuring out chi-spending/generating chains while also ensuring the maximum effectiveness...

My first priority is trolling healers with Soulweave by standing in one-shot effects.

Hozen Playable Race Or Riot.

CRZ is horrible. All the disadvantages of a high pop server, none of the advantages.

How to Trigger Oversensitive People on Reddit Using Playtest Cards From The Mid 90s:

Why are the colorless mana symbol (e.g. "add {1}... This tweet lends credence to the idea that <> is the new colorless mana symbol, and that (#) in spell mana costs will be slightly reworded in its rulebook description. I'd find it much more interesting, and in-theme for the Eldrazi, if <>...

Obtained Moose, is majestik. The quest can be kinda buggy though, Druid doesn't want to walk to water some times. GM respawned the NPCs a few times on our server.

The "fake or real" fights over these ones should be fun.

Is that a video of a raid, or of a rave!

PLAY AS A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON... sewing at a loom!

Yep, which is why everyone currently subscribed has downed all Mythic Content. Because mods that have been around in various forms since vanilla totally made the game babymode. Amusingly, the mods that tell you what to cast and how to gear generally are shit and result in a worse performing...

Tying Spinning Crane Kick to Chi instead of Energy is literally Hitler. Spinning through non-raid instances like a top is the funnest part of being a WW!

That Hunter Survival Rework looks annoying to play. Just an endless stream of cursing when Mastery procs 0.1 second late to keep the buff rolling at max stacks.

They nerfed the fuck out of that world-drop STR Trinket at the start of WoD because it was straight better than any raid trinket.

It's one way to make sure people stay subbed As a DK, the Rune Change sounds like a bone thrown to scrubbers who were too incompetent to make sure they had death rune sets available for add spawns.

You give vague time frames so that you don't get roasted if catastrophe makes you miss them. If you're earlier than the vague timeframe's end-point, people are happy.

I'll approve of level scaling the day they take away shit dazing me off my mount. Now the pointless boar will take 12-15 seconds to no-risk murder instead of instant. Such immersion.

Maybe they'll have a Diablo-3 style beta and all you can do is play through the first leveling zone.

Travis Woos Mein Kampf Stream - YouTube "I told myself not to talk about Hitler on stream"

I think they're putting in just as much effort, just choosing fucking stupid ways to do it. The shit they put out does what they're trying to do about as well as it can, they just don't seem to think through the implications of the dumb shit they've been trying to do. The leveling and raids...

SOE had a marketing team?

It'll be a combination. They'll drop some amazing powerpoints, and none of it will make launch next November. They will then assure us it's fine, because their team is expanding to 25,000 workers for the next expansion, at which point we will get expansions bi-weekly fo realsies, scout's honor.

DKs are fine overall. Frost is only better than Unholy on 2-3 target Cleave Fights, so most of what you see is Unholy since it has higher single-target damage and 4+ target damage. Unholy/Breath of Sindragosa burst during Ring Activations is just too sexy. Frost was ludicrous going into...

"Noboltnoboltnoboltnobolt"

Shadows Over Innistrad announced as the April Expansion at the Grand Prix this afternoon. Guess we get to wait a bit longer to see a new plane

Hey now, there was kicking people off bridges with horses.

I actually just replaced my flip phone with a smart phone this week. It's gonna ROCK.

Obviously an Oldschool MMO needs to be made in partnership with the AARP. Market to the elderly. Not many buttons, requires tons of free time, forces people to listen to your stories about your grandchildren if they want to get heals? Perfect target market.

I wonder if the free 60 will at least pop-up a window with a story summary when you first log in, or if you're going to be really confused when you re-run-into each companion/story call-back for the first time.

I dunno, Epic Card Game successfully kickstarted even though it was just a repackaging of a game they'd already made that was awful and died. People have short memories, and apparently no ability to google search before they toss their dollar at a thing.

Half the shit I roll on I have to put in my bag and wait until after raid to sim it to see whether the Gem/Warforged/Uneven Stat Distribution/Progressive-ILVL bullshit makes it an upgrade anyway.

Pshaw, in EQNext you'll make your own sound track! With Sound-Blocks that you put together to create a song! It's your soundtrack now!

Quarter 2 Legion should make for some amusing Sub # Limbo this winter/spring.