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Certifications in things like Java (i.e. software, not hardware) are generally not worth the money. They tend to be very expensive and while having it can help, it doesn't help enough to make it worth the money you're spending on the cert in my experience. There is no detriment to getting them...

In my experience it's about guilt and trying to make you feel as shitty as they do.

Man, if I can't joke around in this thread where the fuck am I supposed to do it? Facebook? The fuck bros?

Sounds like bad code Tucbro.

You guys kill me. It's good to know about things like Garbage Collection in managed code but you really shouldn't fuck with the way the CLR operates (in .NET) unless you absolutely have to. Memory management in C++ is necessary but it's a goddamn pain in the ass, so yes it is bothersome. I know...

Like you can use appropriate punctuation when you're starving. Pffft.

I already mailed it out. Right into the trash bin.

The Black Knight wouldn't even be up in this thread dog. He'd be out creating future victims for the "Black Knight who Broke Your Heart, Arm, Legs, Kidneys, Teeth or Head Thread"

I woke up the next day looked in the mirror and said "What have you done, idiot". People make mistakes my bro, I'm not infallible. My dick won this round. I mean, I knew she was "out there" prior to it, but she didn't lay the heavy shit on me until after. Why do you care? I come in here to put a...

Why risk it. This broad is 12 levels of crazy. Don't assume you know more about her than I do my man. I had to come here and tell my story so the truth can be known if she does me in!

Lots of advice being asked for since Johnny49 came up in hurr. You're so angry... so so angry. Your "advice" is noted. Go watch "Dear Zachary" on Netflix. Shit scared me straight bro.

Because they are so tight they give the appearance that she is tighter than she is. Trust me, there is nothing on my body even close to as disgusting as those tits were.

Hahah, I love the white knighting in this thread. "Why are you such a coward". Go easy bro.

Bros, I met this MILF a couple weeks ago who looked so tight and nice. We hit it off, went out a couple times and she ended up back at my place. She knew she was coming over that night so she bought a giant fucking suitcase to stay the night. I was concerned. She then invites herself to "clean...

Man... I'm running almost 300% bonus exp via synergies and boosts and it's taking 5-6 LQ's per level at 50+.... I don't remember it taking more than 3 until like level 58... WTF is going on?

Fuck now I'm hungry

All the stuff you guys are mentioning is great knowledge if he's going into a field that is heavy on math (like financials). Obviously he doesn't know where he'll be seeking employment yet so it's good to know. However, if he doesn't go into a math heavy field all those skills will be forgotten...

It's clean... obviously

I have that in my fridge right now. It's pretty tasty.

Well his taunt arrow is pretty OP. It even works on bosses. Couple that with the team-ups and he's pretty safe. How do you guys build hawkeye? Is tear gas arrow better than the fire explode arrow? Is taunt arrow a one point wonder or does it scale well?

My ex was like that. She had a much stronger sex drive than me (and mine's pretty strong). I remember going to meet her parents for the first time, we were at her parent's house, we had only been there for like an hour and she calls me upstairs into a guest room to fuck. Our sex life was pretty...

Interesting conversation, I don't know if anyone has ever faked it with me. As far as I know all the women I've been with in more than a casual fashion have always just told me, and not like in an after the fact kind of way. They literally would say "It's ok, I want you to finish". And then I...

Turns out my problem was just a leaking connector. To Home Depot!!!

As someone who's been in the industry for a long time I'll never agree with you guys. Most of the developers I know are self taught and they are excellent at what they do. Most self taught developers are better at handling new technology and finding ways to solve problems than programmers who...

Bros, don't knock dancing. I DDR'd my way to great shape back in college when I lost all that weight (100 lbs). I was practically Asian. Got a fuckin B on Max 300 in heavy mode... felt good man.

One of my ex-gf's invited me to her parent's house for dinner one night when we first started dating. She said her mother was making her favorite, it was called "specialty" and it was amazing. It was fucking spaghetti with tomato soup and kraft singles melted over the top. I made up some...

I can assure you, plenty of non start up companies hire self taught developers every day of the week. My younger brother just got his first job in the field after teaching himself C#. He is making almost 80k/year. It's fair to say a degree can help get your foot in the door but you can do...

That's some M. Night shit right there.

We had a lengthy discussion about this "Programming Bootcamps" thread. Everyone pretty much agrees you do not need a degree in the development field. Some people feel it's worthwhile to help break into the field and set yourself apart. I am a software architect and hiring manager with 10...

Welcome to the internet. Enjoy your stay.

That chest even without events normally drops way more stuff at wave 23. Like 4-5 relics, 2-3 cosmics, an artifact or two, maybe some runes or insignias. Like 15-25 items total. The event chests were dropping even more than that. It dropped about the same amount of stuff as a non boss wave. Was...

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When did he stop being Brad?

3x as much as who Cad? I mean yes, lawyers can be very well paid, but so can software developers.

BrutulTM is fucking terrible at this game.

Man what is up with X-Def. Not only is the AE damage still insane even with a sturdy hero but we just got to wave 23 and the final chest only dropped 10 items total. I got a relic, a cosmic and an artifact and that's it.

Uncle G. That's every woman ever my man. It's all about engaging the clit.

I've been in situations where I basically just can't finish. It's rare but I don't really care when it happens. Usually she gets a little upset because she feels like she did something wrong, and when the roles are reversed I kind of feel the same way but it doesn't really matter honestly. It...

A shandy is a radler.

Black Panther is my new favorite hero. Mine is unenchanted, no blessings, only a rank 3 legendary and is a beast. Wrath of Bast brut's for over 1mil and I can survive rhino charges. He deals big damage and takes almost none. He's a monster. Can't wait til excal is rank 5 and I have all his...