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Nice, thanks y'all

On the topic of water heaters, is anyone familiar with the tankless ones? I've been considering going that route. Does anyone have any advice or warnings? Yes, I realize that this is the jimmies rustled thread. If you don't like it, consider yourself rustled. TYIA

Yeah, whatever the material, it's aggravating. My whole towel collection is from various hotels. Even the higher end hotels don't fuck around with the "ultra-luxurious" bullshit towels. If they do, I don't lower myself to abscond with it.

No, just the ones that are like a velour, smooth, silky, just seem to glide over your skin. New ones are like that sometimes. I like the rough scratchy hotel towels. It feels like you've been scrubbed when you're done. I was visiting family, they have those slippery ones. It feels like drying...

Soft, slick towels

Would you all please stop talking about how much of an asshat @Araysar is? Y'all are just being pathetic fanboys. He's not going to let you suck his dick.

He has deferred to the one true Asshat. I'll take my crown and wear it with pride.

Y'all a buncha pussies crying in a circle jerk

See?

Duh, that is EXACTLY what this thread is. First time on the Internet? Hahaha

Y'all need to chill out. You voted, and got what you deserve.

What is going on with the resurrection of all of these threads from 2012. Seriously. Inquiring minds want to know.

Since no one else has stepped up, I would definitely win in a 1-0 MMA brawl. Get fucked losers.

Gotta watch, good one

My Christmas dinner menu... A different region or country each year, Irish, German, French, Eastern seaboard(seafood boil, chowder)...

No, no, no, fuck you. You didn't face that assneck in the final four. I was robbed of my title by a russian fake. That award falls to me, the one TRUE Asshat!

100% agree

Where's that voter's remorse now? You had the golden opportunity to elect an Asshat who would wear the mantle with pride. A true leader and the one TRUE Asshat. You all are pathetic fan-girling over an unworthy false king.

I call disqualification. I was robbed. I AM the one TRUE Asshat. I demand my crown now!

Yeah, pretty sure that I don't know how to do that. And, I'm too lazy and apathetic to learn.

Nope, not into that gay, degenerate shit

Ok, next year is MY year

I just want my hat. @Araysar can fuck off.

Same thing

Yeah, I know. I got in anyway because someone else nominated me, or the rules were skirted. I never thought for a second that I would get past the first round this time.

Sounds like a bunch of buyer's remorse. You should have voted for the one true Asshat. I would have been a great leader. Now, you're stuck, you get what you deserve.

@Bandwagon I have no idea, either. I've nominated myself 3 or 4 years now, and I don't think that I even received any votes in the previous years.

Don't be such a homo.

nirgon vs. Araysar still close to one of my favorite words

Why? Are you cruising? I don't like middle easterners. Too smelly...

Sorry, but the right wing is a big tent. We accept everyone. The true bigots and racists are the lefties. I'm actually more of a right-leaning libertarian.

No, I am equal opportunity.

Thank you for getting it correct. I am right wing.

Kangs gonna nog

I'm Rick James, Bitch!

The Hallmark of a TRUE Asshat.

I will not concede defeat although I knew that it was inevitable that I matched with Araysar. It seems that most of you have a boner for this guy. Anyway, good luck to you @Araysar in the Final Round. May you be half the Asshat as me.