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  1. Phazael

    Cyberpunk 2077

    The issue was not the gun as much as the hack. Getting the brainfry proccing constantly is something that never should have happened. Like maybe a cooldown on the proc at the bare minimum.
  2. Phazael

    Cyberpunk 2077

    I am interested in seeing if they nerfed the militia smartgun that hits everything in the front arc. That weapon comboed with the neurohack that procs off of shots at max rank was completely game destroying. Like, point gun in a general direction and spray and everything dies.
  3. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    You get the raw scaling bonus of whichever staff you use to cast the spell. Both staves passives apply unless they are identical. It can be powerful in certain combinations, but requires a very specific and specialized build.
  4. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Jump attacks with a heavy weapon work well, as long as your dodge game is on point. Jellyfish ash (leveled up) is something people swear by, but I never had any luck with it. The first time I beat him, I was using a standard Halberd +4 and I called in the barb chick and a leveled up bird...
  5. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Four or five people are bored enough to spend five minutes every other day mocking you because making sperg out is laughably easy. Anyone else is just dunking on you for being retarded and insane. Boy, you sure are winning at life there, Stevo.
  6. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    You will want to clear out some of the area prior to him just to get the barbarian NPC quest line going (and as an aid in that fight) anyhow. Plus there are some good things to nab by backtracking out the corridors directly opposite Godrick's grace. Be certain you at least get the barbarian...
  7. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Facing the fog wall right before Godrick it is in a small room on the right.
  8. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Especially that area with the fuck you birds.
  9. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    There is a grace right before him. Yolo running to graces and back clearing is actually a solid strategy, because many fights are easier coming from behind the original encounter design. Also many tougher enemies in the game can be arrow cheesed, doubly so if you have access to poison arrows...
  10. Phazael

    RIP Araysar

    Yes. Now answer the question you black jerky gargling fake.
  11. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    A leveled up Claymore works pretty well for STR guys early on.
  12. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If you are STR based and have the Beast talisman, get the Fire Sling or whatever its called spell. The tree guardians get raped by fire and thats the best early game fire damage for a STR oriented character. You may be a little underleveled, but not too bad for that area. Most of the trash in...
  13. Phazael

    Best Covers

    Also oblig: One of the best covers of a classic rock song
  14. Phazael

    Best Covers

    Leibach Cover is the best of this song.
  15. Phazael

    RIP Araysar

    Did your Phishey alt get banned? Is that why you are spamming this shit? Also what kind of MAGA person is pro globohomo Ukraine? You are a terrible troll, Folder, and you should feel bad.
  16. Phazael

    RIP Araysar

    Confused boner is confused.
  17. Phazael

    Louis CK Stand Up

    I bought his library of material from his site (in case he gets giga-cancelled). The new special was pretty funny and rode the edge like his older stuff. I think him just not giving a fuck anymore has made him better.
  18. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah she solo sneaked and I soloed the Dragon (I am the mele character in our duo), it just is pissing the wife off who really enjoyed the game due to us being able to play together side by side. I hope FROM realizes that the current invasion paradigm is beyond retarded and opening the game up...
  19. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Wife and I may be hitting the wall on this, but not due to the game itself. The fucking academy lake area is griefer/ganker central. We get invaded pretty much at five minute intervals, making it impossible to progress on overland stuff as a coop experience. And its all fucking twinks with...
  20. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Yeah I said facially. Those man hands are pretty massive, but he usually hides them unless he is doing one of his bass playing vids and even then him dropping the woman act while his concentration is on playing is the bigger tell.
  21. Phazael

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    Don't worry, it was out of context without the two preceding posts so technically it can go in this thread.
  22. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Its funny, but not terribly true in your case. You actually do a good job masking the adam's apple. Its the jawline thats the biggest give-away facially. That is sort of a compliment, because most trannies I have come across its always the adams apple that rats them out first.
  23. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I see how retarded one of is.
  24. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Come back to him after you have Margit in the rear view mirror. Honestly the people beating shit like that at L1 are freaks of nature, asian, or both. Grind to what you need and find your happy medium. You can always come back and challenge yourself on another play or hit another FROM game...
  25. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    The bird summons are really good, especially in any fight were the ground is damaging constantly. They cannot take the pounding Tich or Mimic can, but they hold agro crazy well and do great chip damage.
  26. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    The sooner you realize, pre chop or post chop, that all trannies are attention whores, the sooner your road to healing begins.
  27. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    My main playthrough is mostly on pause while the wife and I co-op side by side on our bedroom PS4 Pros. One thing I am learning is how much the biggest enemy in this game is the camera. I mean other FROM games had this issue worse, but its still a thing in ER. Specifically, I have done co-op...
  28. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I put weapons I might upgrade to use at some point or spells I will never memorize. I do a lot of situational swapping and having a tidy inventory helps.
  29. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Bloodborne had a lot of cheap bullshit. That and the twitch combat is why I never replayed that game. The atmosphere and lore were top notch, though.
  30. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    This amazes me, because until Elden Ring came along, DS3 had to be the most friendly game for soul farming up to where you wanted to be in the entire series. And Elden Ring is only easy because the Bird farm is a thing for folks who can get there. I agree that their love of poison swamps is...
  31. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah the whole lead up to the aquaduct area is full of shit to do. Also, there is a deer boss who requires you to light all torches to access that is kind of interesting at the level you should be to be there. If the orc guys are giving you issues, slapping a holy ash on your favorite weapon...
  32. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Cool with the latter, but on the former point you have played this game right? The herky jerky feints, agro changes, and outright unreadable enemies is one of the biggest complaints of vets. That would be workable if breath attacks from dragons were not a death sentence to level appropriate...
  33. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Well maybe I did not get to all the ones in my main play yet, but it sure seems like if you don't have a horse you get skunked by the airborne breath attacks.
  34. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I dont mind them doing that for balance, if it does not make some things flat impossible / huge difficulty spike. The open world dragon fights are nearly impossible (unless you are way overleveled) without the horses and a lot of areas are flatly inaccessbile without them as well.
  35. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    yeah, which makes dragons a pita and several explorations a pain too.
  36. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Actually started a new play so that the wife and I can side by side coop play. She is a total newb, but has the caster cheese thing down. I am basically her ashes tank running the samurai. Only cheese we did was getting her the Rock Toss and Meteorite Staff (two actually since I traded her...
  37. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Level Arcane to 15, get Cloud of Flies from Mogh area on the way to bird farm, get dragon talisman from some early area I forget. Spam flies until desired results achieved. Works on just about all of the human sized enemies and a lot of bosses. Alternatively, a lot of the prancy agile enemies...
  38. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah I fucked that one up because the second NPC was off the beat and path to the boss.
  39. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I know I said the other post was the stupidest thing you have ever posted. I stand corrected. Bravo....?
  40. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I think if I were looking for a picture to sum up the concept of Beta Faggot it would be impossible to top this one.