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She's cheating on you. Get a lawyer and get the ball rolling before she gets the jump on you!

The one I had this week was just as good as any I've had.

Don't disrespect the DQP!

I think you're injecting the "sometimes" in there. My impression was that he just doesn't like her now. Period.

I fell off the wagon hard, boys. Tuesday I had the Wendy's Spicy Chicken BLT w/ Avocado sandwich. That shit was very good. Yesterday, I went with the classic Double Quarter Pounder w/ cheese.

"Stable enough" outside of the bedroom.

If you're past the age of 30 and still want to be with crazy women, I can only assume you're just as fucked up in the head as the women you desire to be with. I've been with crazy enough times to know that I ain't crazy and at 43, crazy sex isn't worth the rest of the baggage.

The curse has already taken hold.

Just a bunch of fellas hangin' out, both figuratively and literally.

It wasn't a super-cramped area before, though. Just not as open as the shelf it's now on.

You watched the whole thing? Are you a fucking madman?!

All those jobs have HR departments. That's usually where the virus starts.

My PS4 Pro was so loud I didn't even want to use it. I moved it to a more 'open' area on my entertainment system and it's much quieter now. I'm not sure if the system is actually quieter or just the acoustics of moving it into a different spot.

Jesus Christ.

I really wanted this game to be good, since I got it for free with my video card. I haven't played since release and not for more than 30 or 40 minutes. Destiny 2 is so much better than this game.

I say "Ms. Jackson if you're nasty." all the time, but I didn't make the quote up.

I don't think that's right, but I'm too lazy to Google it.

I'm the authority on that. Don't believe these poseurs.

Post a picture of her asshole and I'll give you some great advice, based on my visual inspection.

Shopaloticus Terminus.

Right, but I wasn't woke when I was 13!

In Phantasy Star 2, at the end, when you realize the bad guys are the surviving Earthlings looking for a new planet after the destruction of Earth. Then your party said "fuck it" and attacks them, knowing they're going to die regardless. That shit blew my 13 year old mind! Now it would just look...

What if she's pegging you with a titty shaped dildo?

We're all confusing submissive with gay. If you let a woman peg you, you aren't gay. You're just a faggot.

I gotta' try 'em all first.

Ethan Hawke was really batting out of his league when he landed Uma Thurman.

Hahahahahhaha! Check out this faggot, guys!

@Noodleface I'll stop by after Foler and we'll work this out.

Same. I still have so much shit to do and only my Warlock is max power.

Sticking a finger in your own ass is about as gay as stroking your own cock. It's ok if it's yours. That said, nobody is forcing anyone to fist themselves.

I feel like only the gay guy is "browbeating" him about his own ass. It's his wife's ass the rest of us are interested in penetrating....with Noodle's dick, of course.

The gay sex.

The EAZ is a really cool map. I wish they'd use it for more stuff.

Thanks, son.

Do you need to be wearing the drained armor to do the tasks attached to them?

Don't worry, you'll find out all about it when you visit Noodle.

C'mon, now. I can get on board with Tarantino being overrated, but I don't think any of his movies(I have not seen this one) are bad. They range from awesome to good. M. Knight has had some real bad ones.