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I love Waylon Jennings, must be all those years of watching Dukes of Hazzard as a kid :)

Donald Trump walks into a bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?” Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?” Trump: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't...

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Newfy sausage?" The shop assistant asks, "Are you from Newfoundland ?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, "If I had asked for Italian...

"A new and easy test for the horror of Covid-19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and positive (or negative if you see what I mean.). Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favourite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there. Then drink...