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I agree, trolls are pretty great.

And give up the superior troll aesthetics? Ha.

I've tried to come up with something for this thread a few times now and horror really is a hard genre to think of recommendations for. The best I can come up with for you is John Dies at the End and it's sequel This Book is Full of Spiders (Seriously Dude Don't Touch It) by David Wong. I...

One of my favorite parodies and related to the forum even

Does no one have fond memories of Sleeper/Combine? It was the original progression server! There was a fancy interactive website thing that tracked the first people to kill shit and do epics and stuff! Also shit unlocked super fast. One month after completion of raid content.

I liked it just fine but I've seen every one of the films it cribbed from and it doesn't do anything better than any of them. The amount that they took from The Beyond is downright embarrassing. Also, if you haven't seen The Beyond (Lucio Fulci) go watch The Beyond. I'm still happy that movies...

Back in the early 2000s there used to be the Play Nice Policies. Look at the shit that Sony put in place, that players tried to use against each other, and that GMs had to try and mediate. This was most certainly different. It was also shit, was enforced unequally (and shoddily), and often...

Global squelch, hide animations, open any number of packs at once.

Dog from Complexity got rank 1 legend on stream with 30,000 people watching playing quest rogue so everyone can look forward to that being a thing for a bit.

You people are all nuts. I just want to bake some pies.

When this last batch of TLPs launched (RF and LJ) shit was bananas. People were boxing a zillion accounts, character power was crazy, and everything was trivial because of it. Mitigation of the Mighty was added to each boss so they would be harder. It decreases the damage they take and there's...

Yes, yes you can.

Yessir. Also, if you do something like race change to an Iksar your deity will be set to Cazic Thule because that is the only option for Iksar.

They dumpstered bard swarm kiting a few years ago. Bards were just killing entire zones by themselves and the hammer came down. In their current state if a monster is moving they don't take damage from bard dots. Even their first dot at level 2 works that way. You can still do charm kiting stuff.

The quirks and rough edges of a game give it character. Smoothing some of them out may look desirable but it isn't always.

Oh god, Jerry is going to go to Doofus Rick for help. And it is going to go badly.

I know I shill the comic a lot but the comic is good if you find yourself wanting more stories with these characters.

Smith was just having that deja vu sensation that we humans sometimes get. It's not precognition, it's just a sensation caused by your meat filing something in the wrong spot.

Easier to to use at least a little truth in places to bootstrap your mental construct than to try and create it all out of whole cloth.

Don't blame us. You are the architect of your own misery.

I don't even know what those words are.

Episode was fucking great. Holy shit.

It's a boost to level 85 with appropriate gear and AAs. They give one out for free every once in a while but you can also buy one for I think 25 dollars?

I WANT SALT TRUCKS DRIVING THROUGH THESE FORUMS ON AN HOURLY BASIS FOR THE DURATION OF THE SERVER DAMN IT

Leave it open for dramatic purposes! I want people coming here and talking wise about our fat mommas. Ideally people will get riled up enough that we'll see fake accounts like ZaideLicksGoats spamming nonsense due to salt overload over losing out on a 18 year old dragon that spawns every day.

You're a movie.

I don't know about facts but we've all got lots of conjecture.

Lasts for the entire month of March! So it ends tomorrow at 11:59 PM their time zone. All you have to do to get one is to log a character into the game.

Vulak I think?

It's enough plat to sustain a mercenary, buy some food/drink, etc. Getting a fully geared jump to 85 with 1000+ AA is the real boost. I was doing some experimenting with faction and travel for Agnarr and used the plat to buy some invis pots and illusion pots I needed with many platinums left behind.

I'll have my revenge on all of you when they reboot the franchise with Jaden Smith as a young Morpheus. LOOK ON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR SOMETHING SOMETHING PARADISE LOST There, I too can be a screenwriter in over his head.

If you haven't used your freebie on that account you need to actually enter the game with any character and it'll add one to your account.

I'm hung up on lazy writing and throwaway lines that contradict major thematic elements of the franchise and I'm fine being hung up on those things.

Wait, so that's what you're going with now? You're just throwing in the towel and making an entirely different argument and calling me out for nerding when you are also super nerding with me? Feanor's argument is the best. If you start trouble on Charon's boat it doesn't matter who you are...

No, it isn't exactly what happens. Did you really even read my post that you quoted? He tries to use force and straight up gets pinned clean 1 2 3 by The Train Man. The Train Man is somehow stronger than him. Why? "I built this place. Down here I make the rules." Oh, you make the RULES? We...

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I got you.

Should have been a Plymouth Fury, movie ruined.

Those are just bare bones ingredients though. Just because you are lifting some themes doesn't mean you also lift the shit that contradicts what you've already put on the screen. Charon's going to eat your lunch if you try and kick him off his boat. Fine. The Train Man isn't Charon. He's a...

It was to me, chaos. It was to me.