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There are a lot of reasons this crap happens. This company about which I'm speaking is big, so they have name recognition, and that goes a long, long way. I've never once advertised as a contractor, every single thing is word of mouth and reputation. But I'm small potatoes, so name recognition...

I'm just back from seeing a whole string of townhouses that are recently built. They're all for sale now, and people are requesting inspections. I was called in to do some inspections and I can't fucking believe what I saw. Every wall in every fucking town house (there are 25) is "painted" with...

This is really interesting. Went down the rabbit hole.

Maybe the best use of this meme ever.

You sound like a real romantic guy.

Go out tonight and fucking celebrate. Not even kidding. Go get dinner and a big margarita or something.

Yes. It does. And post a picture you dumb cunt.

Not just mechanic, anyone who has tools.

This is kinda genius.

She's menopause age, but it's tricky because of the surgeries she's had. See below. I only put lsd in the lasagna. Not the pizza. Cad, you're a remarkably thoughtful guy. 10 out of 10, would be friends with you. My wife, who has never been allergic to anything in her life broke into similar...

I fucking lost it this afternoon. It wasn't reasonable, and I regret it. Whenever my wife takes on a project around the house it immediately turns into my project. She starts, then needs help, then disappears. This has happened a lot. Dozens of times. And I told her she was manipulating me to do...

Your hair is majestic.