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  1. Dr.Retarded

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Why are there two lady-boys fighting a giant monster? Do you always play a female-ish character?
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    The D&D thread

    I guess my question would be when did you start playing dungeons and dragons? I mean if you were playing it since you were a kid you probably at least know the gist of how or what all of the spells and classes do and how they interact despite kind of changing between different editions. I...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    What The hell movie is that?
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    What is your fascination with traveling through Africa and other shit hole countries? Is it because you just know that there are all these different types of animals running around there to indulge your furry bullshit? As a fellow Texan, don't be like Wheelz and visit India to experience...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    What was the last movie you actually saw in the theater? I know I have told the story of 1917 and being the only person in the IMAX, but that's literally the last movie I ever saw and I have had no desire to go to actually see something again. Somebody posted that taking a family of four...
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    Return to Silent Hill

    That first film is fantastic. I remember seeing it in the theater and was shocked at just how good of a horror movie it actually was, and how well it did with sizing up with the actual video game. Pretty sure it was a combination of the first two games, but it was pretty amazing for back...
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    Primitive War (2025)

    If you had a bobbly head maybe your back wouldn't hurt as much. It's just a theory, but I understand back pain getting old, shit sucks, but so do most modern movies. That, and the Nerdrotic guy is a faggot.
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    Primitive War (2025)

    Get more bobblehead dolls, and it might empower you to go see a film if you're back is in pain...😉
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    The D&D thread

    Stop metagaming and just read the spells and play your character. Table top shouldn't be min maxing/power gaming. Fireball, haste, all kinds of good spells out there. I haven't played a campaign in a while, and don't remember the levels you get stuff, but the campaign should be fun, and...
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    Return to Silent Hill

    So there's a top three of video game movies, Silent Hill 1, the original Mortal Kombat, and the best and first...
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    Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader (CRPG)

    How do you do that, through respec? I haven't respecced anybody yet. I mean I'm almost done with the game, but some of my builds are probably completely retarded, but I make them work. I'm just playing on normal though. I just get tired of having to try to figure out what new skill to pick...
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    Alien: Earth

    That's why I said maybe during the second or third episode that it seems like the whole damn thing is the writer's room issue. I don't even really remember what happened in the 4th episode because it was just so blase. I just don't know what direction they're trying to take it in and it's...
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    Alien: Earth

    Not really, or not yet. Maybe it'll suddenly get super interesting in the last four episodes, but I'm not holding my breath. I'm still giving it a chance just because it's my favorite IP movie wise, but I've also said since the beginning this was going to be a turd, a well polished turd my view.
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    Deathstalker (2025)

    Dar is the greatest of beast masters....
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    Deathstalker (2025)

    I Saw The beastmaster movie in the theater. You don't know how awesome it is if you don't know Otto and Cotto. I even saw part 2 where he traveled through time!
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    Deathstalker (2025)

    It's going to be the greatest goddamn movie ever! What time do you ever forget it my friend!
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    Deathstalker (2025)

    You faggots, this whole movie will probably be one of the greatest films of all time. Mark my words. Dr. retarded speaks, and the truth shall be known. It's going to be amazing you shall know it because you're retarded!
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    Deathstalker (2025)

    It's going to be fucking awesome!
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    Twelve

    Awww shit, punching and kinging going down tonight!
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    Return to Silent Hill

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    Alien: Earth

    One of the first time I ever saw the movie was on TV I think when I was in third grade, and even the TV cut being edited for swearing and what have you, it had the sentry gun scene. If you buy the extended or directors cut edition it's got all of the stuff that you should remember. I just...
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    WH 40k Dark Heresy -Owlcat games.

    Yeah I'm pretty God damn excited about it, and I don't typically get that way with video games anymore. Probably because I'm playing Rogue Trader right now and they knocked it out of the park with that one, and I'm totally down with another big campaign.
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    Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader (CRPG)

    Totally worth it. I'm on chapter 4 right now, and the game is amazing. The DLC quest specifically with the assassin lady are awesome, plus she's easily one of your strongest party members.
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    Band of Brothers

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    A House of Dynamite (2025)

    Hell yeah!
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    Eenie Meanie (2025)

    Is it pretty good? I saw it pop up on stupid Hulu since I'm watching that alien show.
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    Band of Brothers

    The Phantasm movies always creeped me out as a kid, but then in part 2 you get Reggie's quad shotgun and you're all in to take down The Tall Man. Pretty sure the first time I ever saw that movie was midnight on the local New Orleans TV station that would play a horror movie every Saturday. If...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I just thought it took a little bit of time to kind of build up. I watched it over the course of a couple of evenings, so that might be why I thought it was a little slow, but once it gets going, I wasn't expecting how crazy it was going to get.
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    DDO (D&D Online)

    I need to go in and try to figure out my goddamn login and password. My monk wasn't leveled 20, but he had some pretty good kit, and I was one of those games that my buddies and I would occasionally fire back up and rock and roll. It really is just a bunch of light-hearted fun except it gets...
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    Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

    Yeah, I was assumed it was always just CGI but that's pretty impressive from a logistics and creative standpoint.
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    Alita: Battle Angel (2018)

    Did it? Maybe that's why James Cameron had a hand in it if I remember correctly.
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    Alita: Battle Angel (2018)

    That sucks because you would have really thought that would have been a green light for a sequel. I mean that's not a bad return but now everybody assumes they're going to make a billion dollars on a stupid movie, so who the hell knows. Honestly just felt the movie needed like another hour...
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    Alita: Battle Angel (2018)

    I thought it was a little kid or something in the anime and not her boyfriend. I mean I haven't seen it since the 90s.
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    Alita: Battle Angel (2018)

    I honestly don't remember anything from the anime. Doesn't she get up to the sky City at some point? I never read the comics so I have no damn clue. I was just shocked at being a pretty fun movie and from what I remember from the original animated deal, I remembered stuff even if I watched it...
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    What do you think he uses to play the piano?
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    Alita: Battle Angel (2018)

    I actually just watched this because of stupid Disney and Hulu, and I was surprised about how much I enjoyed it. Don't really remember watching the anime when I was maybe back in high school so I don't know how faithful it was, but it was pretty good. The eyes are still weird which I stated...
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Wait, I thought Dr Manhattan could see through time or all variations of stuff, shouldn't you just be like Stevie Wonder playing the space piano like The Blue elephant Man in cantina on Tatooine?