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That orb meme is gayer than waluigi. Fucking ruined celeste

Why in the motherfuck would you get married for sex lendarios? HOW DID THAT WORK OUR FOR YOU?

Whether he's right or wrong, its important to remember frenzied wombat fucked a porn star

I asked her and she said no. She legitimately says it's super intense and dher body can't handle it. I am guessing she's resisting without realizing

I love my wife but I'm a very independent and prefer solitude. I just can't imagine some dudes that go on and on about how they cant imagine not being with their wives and all the other faggy shit people say. There is a problem in me that has been brewing awhile

She knows how to turn me on and does really kinky shit and even let's me live out some fantasies , but she's never like fucked my dick off or anything. I'm definitely the pounder during the act. We use the vibrator and she gets extremely close but says "it's too intense". I feel like she needs a...

There have been benefits sometimes. But not lately. In the end who cares.

My wife is educated, she just never used her degree

I don't recommend marriage to anyone Right now I'm making all the money and doing most of the stuff around the house. Sometimes I put my dick in a pussy

You just ain't fashionable man

I like to call my wife on her bullshit because most of the time she told someone else but thought it was me

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Wife isn't on any meds

So you were dating two women in a 3 month period or how did that work? I understand playing the field when you first meet someone but 3 months is kind of long unless I'm misreading it @Soygen honestly dude at that point if I thought it was me I would pay someone. I do love my wife and it kind...

Never seen that brand but I'm intrigued

Is puwexil running anything or commentating? I'll need to cross those off my list of watching. He sounds like a fucking mongoloid

PJ is one of the speedrunners that is always enjoyable to watch. I'll have to catch a VOD. I picked up.actraiser 2 at a flea market for $1 back in the day and loved it

Tried that. Was alright

We're all just mad that blueglass stopped showing up

I bet she insisted on fucking bareback too

I would want to upgrade my CPU every 4-5 years

The chick giving interviews earlier with orange hair was cute

Yeah I dunno had diarrhea twice yesterday now it's gone. No idea what's going on. I'll feel better when I shit out a turd loaf

I had akamai pull some of that shit. A month if back and forth with them saying "well let you know soon" and even mentioned it was between me and someone else. It felt way too hard to get hired there.

It's because being transgendered is a mental condition. Certainly not genetic

I'm glad someone hates the trannies as much as me and I'm even more glad it's fedor

Let the tranny games begin. Hollow knight first which is a great speed game

Sorry I wasn't responding to the metamucil comment. I meant currently I'm not on anything outside my meds but I'll look into metamucil.

My wife said in the book they lived next to a hydroelectric plant and that explained the electricity apparently. Also the movie doesn't make it clear they're creatures which is another let down. Legit thought it was something in the air

Tattoos are for fags which makes since because you're all fags

No since it occurred yesterday my doctor's office isn't open. It seemed to go away as soon as it started so I'm going to monitor it tomorrow and see if it happens again Not taking anything outside of my diabetes meds

No judgment. I envy your table. Mostly because I can't fit one in my house

I wish!

Found the guy that buys method dx racer chairs

So after my diarrhea/fever episode I took immodium. Wore off after a few days and the diarrhea was still kind of there. So I took a second dose. Wore off today and it's back. Looks like I'll be talking to my doctor this week. No pain at all and not crazy frequent but enough to concern me...

Make sure it works for you first. Mine was just the "I forgot deodorant this morning" BO, but if you have an actual medical issue it might not work

Son got his first birthday invite from school so we asked him what he wanted to do and of course he said yes. So we were packed in with a ton of people and kids weve never met. It's so fun watching your kid just instantly be best friends with every kid in the room. My problem was the amount of...

$1245 haha. I'll be holding off on that for a bit

Yeah. And I haven't given up hope but over time you know...

Nope. Tried everything over the last 10 years. We've even got her using vibrators by herself in case it's something she needs to do privately and nothing. She tells me it's one her life goals and that makes me sad